well today something different

 I've just been in the kitchen scavenging

some of the stuff is so nice but only affordable at Christmas

having Shanghai girls in the house really does expand your tastebuds

i've slapped a  jelly on my shoulder too

its not real jelly just a pain killer that feels like jelly on my shoulder

ice cream would be a waste, though I do scream when the pain

is too much I even have to stop typing

so you might wish I did, and spared you all

so I've stumbled over an old piece in Russian so I've reposted it

and sent it to Moscow too

very funny, Pope Leo might send me a warning Postcard

get 3 and you are locked in the confessional for an hour

a literal Sin Bin

i was going to talk about language, but my left shoulder is throbbing

so i'll give you as much as I can before pain stops me

I wouldn't use a machine I'd prefer a scribe to write my words

my words nobody else's

now language reveals

I said finish that morsel of food and I was accused of

being Charles Dickens because of my word choice

so it did reveal something

read Michael and the Chink in the Wall online

now we all have jobs and they give us away

the way we move and talk

and there are in jokes

Lawyer speak are Briefs and getting knickers off

Butchers chop everything

Electricians are bright sparks

Dancers are twinkle toes

Lolly Pop ladies are always sweet

Vicars can be anything nowadays

Doctors are always in trouble

Peter Sellars and Sofia Loren

Brigitte Fonda was just unbelievable 

and she'll be knocking them out in Heaven tonight

So on it goes, I would do more but the Tinnitus and Pain

is attacking me

Of course Writers and I am a Writer not an author or Journalist

A writer, cos I write

I am anything I want to be because I'm flexing my vocabulary

I am a Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

that's where being a gorilla with a Rosary helps

me climb the heights to throw my  pooh at you

and yes Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg should be paying

me back pay for the 6 months training I've given

Gemini and Meta AI

But Jeff Bezos and Zuckerberg in drag having

a bitch fit at each other is more likely

see God really does have the best sense of humour

I've emailed Zuckerberg telling him what I deserve

but nothing back from him

He's still opening the door in his pyjamas

Funny place for a door

It's probably a Trap Door

so he can pooh back at me