The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Thursday, 4 November 2021

Flies story from years ago

spotted this so here it is again

and Indonesia was reading my Michael Casey Blogger site

can somebody tell them this is the MAIN one

and Wordpress may have an Indonesian translation

so go look there too

BBU Indonesian Download

hello Indonesia, can you tell your friends on Blogger to come here?

Tuesday, 23 January 2018

This is my new About Me from My Wordpress site, it went all blue it must be the weather

This is my new About me from my Wordpress Site

It went all blue, it must be the cold..

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com

Contact michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

BUT WITH A GOOD SUBJECT LINE

I do not open links nor attachments nor empty messages.

https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC

2015 was worst year in my life, I was 2 hours from Death after my Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass. My pulse was 230 beats a minute, they had to zap me to slow down my heart etc.It was supposed to be a Triple but I later learnt it was 4 grafts. So I'm lucky to be alive. i also have the joys of Arthur my arthritis. If ever I make loads of money I'd start a Pain Relief Centre. And no I don't mean a house of ill repute, as I cannot play the piano like Les Dawson did. I hope to write 3,000,000 words before I die. I have reached 1,241,000 already. I have now produced 15 books, go to Amazon to BUY them. My daughter wants me to write 27 books, just like the 27 Dresses in the film, but writing books. It means she loves me and wants me to keep going. Yes many millions have more pain, I just bitch about it more eloquently.

My Writer's profile on Amazon says it all.

https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC
as does my Blogger Profile https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360300604946924721

Google "michaelgcasey" and look for the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England look for the silly photos, not the posed photos.

I am not the Monk of the same name either.

This is my main site https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk

This is my backup site https://michaelgcasey.blogspot.co.uk

And this is my other backup site

https://michaelcaseyfrombirminghamengland.blogspot.co.uk

https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360300604946924721

And if you want to hear me then

http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com

https://soundcloud.com/michaelgcasey

If that doesn't make you sick then nothing will.
So please buy some books now. I'd like to buy my daughter a car for when she goes to University. I'd also like to move house but I don't think I'll ever sell enough books to do that. Not unless that black cat perched outside our house brings a lottery win. All our own cat brought was flies.

The Flies Around Our Lives © By Michael Casey

Well its 3pm and the wife is out relaxing or rather having a business lunch then she’ll meet some Shanghai friends in downtown Birmingham. A busy day for her. But life is all about balance, this morning as the snow fell she was busy washing the fleas out of our cat. Obviously it was my fault because I did not get a new flea collar for the cat last time around. Even though now she has a red rubber flea collar with a bell on. The collar with the “best bitch”medal has long since gone. So there I found the wife washing the cat in the bath, just when I wanted a pee, and I always want a pee. So I told the cat to close her eyes while I had my pee, the cat just laughed, she had seen it all before, she is a cat that goes out at night after all. Hence the fleas. So the cat was washed with my citrus shampoo, as the citrus is supposed to keep the fleas away. Perhaps a new medallion with a rude message for the fleas might work. So I went back to bed for another hour as I’d been up much earlier, thanks to Arthur my arthritis, I think its all the cold weather bringing it on. Later on I said hello to the cat who just gave me a lion look, she’d claw my, well she’d just claw my, if I didn’t shut up. Cats don’t like being washed. As for the wife she put on her posh clothes and went away for fancy food. The snow still tumbling down, she grabbed some money from my purse, so she could buy cat flea spray from the Vet on the way to her fancy food. Yes I have a purse for coins and a wallet for notes, my dad had a purse too, which was in his pocket as he worked in the steel works. So I follow his manly tradition. Now its later and its like steam bath in the house as we have put all the washing on the radiators to dry, yes people still do that in 2018. One daughter has come downstairs in her bright pink pyjamas that grannie sent from Shanghai, she is now feeding herself on chicken dippers by Birds Eye, a staple for the girls in our house. Its a change from all the Chinese food. The other has decided to walk in the snow to the church to do the Music Tidy, I told her not to go, but I was ignored, so I told her not to moan when she got a cold. Common Sense has to be learnt the hard way. I was lucky I watched all our lodgers 50 years ago, and learnt many things. The cat had been hiding behind the settee next to the radiator but she has since slipped up the stairs to hide in one of the bedrooms. Everything in its place, and a place for everything. If only I could put my Arthritis in the bin, that would be the perfect place for it. My mug is the computer desk to my left, to the left as the right side has the computer tower and to avoid potential mishaps the left is the safe side. The printer by my feet is covered in protective paper just in case of those coffee spills, and thank God for that. So everything is in its place. When I’ve finished talking to you this piece will find its place on my sites https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk/ and https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ and it’ll be backed up and secured too. So my words have their place in cyberspace and on my PC and security. I’m tidy and methodical, and you need to be, especially in a busy household or things disappear, such as girls’ leggings. My wife and my smallest daughter are the same size and my eldest daughter is a bigger size, but with leggings one size fits all. So yesterday we had the Pantomime of where are my leggings. After much name calling we found them. They had been left on the outside washing line when we’d been in a hurry to bring the washing in. And no I had not been wearing them, women’s silk stockings yes and high heels I will wear, in my private moments, you have all seen De Niro in Stardust. There is a time and a place for everything. I may pop out to the shops if the snow melts, depending on how my Arthur feels. It is like having an unwanted invisible friend having arthritis. Either way its quiet with the wife out of the house, she’ll no doubt reappear telling us all what great food she had twice. I’ll say any doggy bag? And she’ll reply I’m too fat already, being 3 times her weight literally means that’s her permanent put-down. I say think of my life insurance, so she smiles before changing back into her farmer clothes. Pyjamas with a National Geographic fleece on top, makeup is removed too so she then looks 17. So that’s a look at life with the Shanghai/Birmingham Caseys, Tororo our cat will reappear later looking for love and snacks. We have to put her collar back on, without the bell she could be an assassin or a Ninja cat. But most of all there are no fleas on her. And even if there were my wife would never let me eat them, as I’m too fat already.

Maybe I should just STOP have you had enough?

Tinnitus is King, so you are getting these chats

I need a clearer head to write

I could dictate easily

Would you like to be dictated to by me?

Though nobody has read everything yet

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

on the Wordpress where most TRANSLATIONS live

Or here which is the first place I put new writing

Or repeats you have reminded me of as I check the daily figures

Anyway good news today when I got out of bed, finally

As tinnitus receded

My small daughter put her 5 choice UCAS form in the other day

and today, she got her first offer, and she'd have a friend there too

to look after her for her three years there

So I'm very happy

She has 4 other choices for her course, so wait and see any more offers

I'm still a wreck myself, and would never visit any place

I cannot predict my PAIN attacks or PAIN levels

on a day to day or even hour to hour basis

With the cherry of Tinnitus on top

So I applaud from a distance

WE do have technology nowadays

I won't be going to any degree days or whatever

It's hard enough going up and down the steepest hill in our area

to the shops

On cue I have to stop for pain killer

ENOUGH

Wednesday, 3 November 2021

A repost that somebody was reading last night

originally written in 2009, and reposted a year ago

now a year later reposted again below

BUT first

Somebody can you DUMP all the Trump 6th Jan info ONLINE

Otherwise his lies will linger

So Just DUMP all of it ONLINE today

As for Dems

Get your Act together

a guy called Miller stated all this in a piece I read yesterday

He agrees with me really, not that he's ever heard of me

DO something DEMOCRATS before the Liar wins it back in 2024

Get something over the Line before you lose the ability

Just as Obama was scuttled

GET something over the line

STOP squabbling

Or is that too simple

Vanity rules

Over here in UK a tiny Oxford Graduate College

Is going to change its name because of a large Vietnamese donation

Well God bless her and Vietnam too

One of our Top Drs here fighting Covid has Vietnamese roots

Prof. Van-Tam

As for me I'll never have money like that to give away

But I'd probably say no sign, or name change

Maybe a plaque from Amazon

Stuck to the Security building wall

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades paid for all this building

So people would think just the shed where security hung out

and not just the $1,000,000,000 donation

Students would vomit over it, on Freshers Day

As the security crew rescued them

And yes I've done security, so I know all the friendships

that are the walking talking backbone of buildings

So Now here's the old piece originally. from 2009

And Biden's Democrats grow up fast today

and be like the security crew anywhere

Hard Working and covering all the bases

Wednesday, 4 November 2020

Why is America Afraid of Charles Darwin?

Why is America Afraid of Charles Darwin? Sep 12, ’09 1:22 PM

for everyone

By Michael Casey

I just read in The Daily Telegraph, a major English newspaper that a new film about Darwin has failed to find a distributor in the USA. I am shocked and saddened. Why? Because nobody in the rest of the world would still behave like naive children. If we accept the Theory of Evolution then we still have the question who created it all in the 1st place, and the answer to that is no doubt, GOD. The Bible was written by an elite who could write, the common man was still in the dark. Really, the people who don’t believe in the Theory are still 150 years behind the times. As children we come out of the dark of the womb into the noise of the world.

Without being suckled we would all die. In the bad old days, many many children died or did not make it past infancy. In China there is a celebration when a child reached its 100days. As we grow we sit up, we look about and we smile. For six months we are nothing more than eating and puking and poohing animals. With Love and Care and Affection we grown and we stand up and we start to eat solids. Love and Faith start while we are at the nipple. We learn to talk and then we learn to read, We go to school and we read books. We also go to church and listen to the Bible being read. Or we go to the Mosque and hear the Koran, or we go to the Synagogue and hear Scripture. We are nurtured spiritually and literally. As we grow we learn more things from books and from study at school. We discover things via the National Geographic TV or by the BBC, but all the time we are growing.

AS we learn we discover things that shock us. Was it only back in the 60s that we had segregation and people called dark skinned neighbours N*****. Did people really call homosexuals Faggots and Queers. Were people who demonstrated against Vietnam Communists. The stain of 3 assassinations in the 1960s lingers on. So the question is how far have we grown, how far have we travelled? If we never change then we are either a rock or we are dead. If we are literalists, and we think that even word in Genesis is the Gospel Truth, then it means we have kept the minds of 5000year old people.

Perhaps Man never walked on the Moon, perhaps it was Faked on a beach in Fort Lauderdale or wherever, perhaps the Moon IS made of Cheese. The Interior journey is always the longest and the hardest, I’m still on that path and will be till I die, I’m the Catholic who spent every lunch hour for 3 years hiding in the Protestant Cathedral, why? because as mountain climbers say “because it was there” and not because I’m “holy” but because I’m in need of prayer. I have managed to come up with some really good poetry due to my time spent before the cross.

As for Evolution, I read a history book when I was 10 it was called “The Outline Of History” by H.G. Wells, it mentioned The Theory Of Evolution, don’t be afraid of a 150year old theory. For if we evolved doesn’t it prove just how Childish we, and by we I mean Mankind is. WE needed such a long time to evolve because WE ARE SO STUPID. LOVE should turn swords into ploughs BUT how are we all doing? WE still bickering worse than children, we are still calling are neighbours N***** and Faggots.

IT is Time for all of this to end, look into Space at night and see the Glory of God’s creation, the stars at night, these are God’s watch, the night breeze of your face is HIS breath. What difference does it make if HE did it in 6days and rested on the 7th, or IF Darwin is right. But don’t be afraid of a film and “ban” it. Time, Evolution, and our Wisdom is just a Joke compared to God’s LOVE.

Today is 4th Nov 2020, the day after the Biden Trump Election, result still not known

But 11 years after I wrote this, America still seems like a moody teenager.

photo is where my mum was born, very very poor, but VERY STRONG FAITH

Tuesday, 2 November 2021

Bottom Line

a lower standard of living to save the Planet

But will people accept that?

It's cold here in Birmingham today

And heat pumps will never be good enough

In a warmer place, but otherwise maybe not UK

INSULATE BRITAIN YES

But make the demonstrators DO IT

Instead of Jailing them

Make them Insulate UK, as the Punishment

Or would that be too simple

I had the new house done, and it's quite cheap

It's the labour that costs the most

You can find a photo on my sites of the man who did it

Perhaps we should just put on a jumper or two

Instead of walking around the house naked

Or more just more sex to warm us all up

Put plastic cling film over the windows

If you cannot afford Double glazing, though triple would be best

Google how to make your house warmer

And follow your nose

We did all this 40. years ago at the family house

Apart from the double glazing which we could not afford

Ice on the inside of the bedroom window in Winter

Nobody is as hardy as they used to be

Too many allergies and bitching

Instead of fixing

Insulate Britain Yes

Stop blocking the roads and go down

B&Q and Builders places and start INSULATING

Hot air is just that, you have to DO something

SO STOP BLOCKING THE ROADS

and wasting all our money on Policing

Roll up your sleeves and do something

go around your neighbour and actually

Insulate a house, POSITIVE real ACTION

Instead of being a pain for everybody

Or is that too simple

I could go on but, I don't waste my spit

On wannabe Hippies

This I imagine is the opinion 90% of the Population has

Draft excluders of a mat to the door, thicker curtains

There used to be a stick outside our sidedoor

This was to keep the drafts out

In the Summer we used it to play cricket with

Maybe some of you did the same, growing up poor

Enough for now

All of you can do a little bit

And every little bit adds up

The Long March started with one step

Reaching for the Moon, started with a firework

Do small things, they all add up

And when you finish having sex, but a vest back on

and put your hat back on too

And close the windows and curtains

Some may like it HOT

But in private

Monday, 1 November 2021

COP26. when you are bored just go to my sites

My blogs

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

and two others on Blogger as well as a Wordpress

About me

Gender	MALE
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer of funny words 2,000,000 words in total overall so talk to me michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
Location	Birmingham England, https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC, United Kingdom
Links	Audio Clip, Wishlist
Introduction	I've updated this today 18th September 2021 photo from 20 years ago, I doubt I'll have any more children, but miracles do happen https://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCAST I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... I've done loads of writing, 2,000,000 Words worth over 33 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio 50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 50 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I've also had a quadruple heart bypass,now with hernia poking through, arthritis, tinnitus, GFR is 29, and I awake every 2 hours once Tinnitus finally lets me sleep, So I know all about chronic PAIN and yes I wish this were fiction Contact michaelgcasey@hotmail.com no jokers please I don't want any competition real people I'll talk to, jokers get deleted unread
Interests	The Books I've Written:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views19.The Final Cut of The 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21.21 Door Keys nearly 51, 000 words so far https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks I have readers in maybe 90 Countries now, and up to 10 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ tens of 1000s downloads, Koreans seem to like me most But Arabs do too. Translations Galore for free on my Wordpress, Still waiting for Media to pick me up
Favourite Films	Its a Wonderful Life, RED & Red2, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek films, The Quiet Man, and good Thrillers, Vincenzo and other great Kdramas too, Link is to 1950s Don Camillo film in English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLf6VQyJJkE https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ just Google Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND
Favourite Music	Pink, JMJarre, Will Young, Annie Lennox, BarryWhite, Celine, Clapton, Mylie Cyrus, TaylorSwift, Katy Perry. I share my bed with all of them, perhaps I need a bigger bed or a better mattress. I have Tinnitus so I listen to Music at night until sleep finally arrives. I used to go to live music in a bar for years, so I know a good band when i hear one https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/
Favourite Books	Don Camillo, The Book Thief, online newspapers, I am a news Junkie for 50 years now. Sadly some newspapers are just comics https://anchor.fm/michael-casey1 IS MY PODCAST Amazon has my 20 books if you hack through the jungle, There are 200 stories or TWELVE HOURS OF AUDIO on my Typepad too https://open.spotify.com/show/1wSSIExkhsR97u1jqj0iiR is my PODCAST I have readers in maybe 90 Countries now, and up to 10 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account. 1000s of Translations have been downloaded from my Wordpress. YOU ONLY GET THE STORIES IN MY BOOKS, THE CHATS REMAIN ON THE SITES https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ Blogger has 3400 plus pieces of writing, 2000 of which are Stories I never run out of ideas.