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2600 pieces of writing on this site  here

2000 maybe stories

600 chats/stories

so you are getting your money's worth

me I've got Zilch

so feel free to BUY a book on Amazon

Or if your dad is Jeff Bezo then tell him

to use my stuff on Amazon Prime Video etc

then I'll send him an old handkerchief to polish his head with

Though polish his head could be a metaphor

Its not up to me, its all in your minds

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I'm Better than You

I’m Better than You ©

By

Michael Casey

As you know Gulliver’s Travels is about a giant and about a small guy, it also mentions a war, a war over what? The war was over which end of an egg to open, do you open the small end or the big end. If you don’t believe me just go ask Prof. Jack Black at Princeton, or is it Cornwall England. It’s all so very confusing, he was a woman playing a man who was was really still a woman inside, last time I looked. It was in Jumanjii the new film version, which is very good by the way.

So we all have opinions about ourselves, I’m better than you, because I’m taller, or I’m fatter, or thinner, or just have really great skin like Michael Casey, oh that’s me. My hair is so fine and soft as well, so I’m so much better than you, yes you wherever you are in the world reading my stuff. And on it goes. So friendship ends and wars begin. Over the colour of our skin, or the colour of our hair, with or without dandruff. If you part your hair to the left you are bad, if you part to the right you are good. But if you wear the colour yellow on a Wednesday then you really are an evil monster, and should have your head shaved.

How you explain Kojak or Jeff Bezo or Yul Brynner I really do not know, what kind of people are they. Then old dads lose their hair so are they in the same group as Kojak and Bezo and Brynner? Is it a club? Like the Sharks and the Jets, and do they all sing on roof tops, the dazzling head tops, and would that man in a vest be their Patron Saint, you know the Die Hard man, I’ve forgotten his name at the moment. No doubt he’ll send me a photo of his butt, which looks like a head, 2 heads are better than one after all. I remember now, the Australian guy, Bruce, Bruce Willis, but wasn’t Willis a woman and didn’t some King marry her. So Elvis married a bald woman in a vest, simple isn’t it?

So obviously people have different stations in life, and one station looks down on another. So New St. Station in Birmingham the one in England, looks down on Moor St. Station as it’s further down the line. The wrong side of the tracks maybe, so there you have it again, I’m better than you, and don’t pooh in the station. As the pooh just falls on the tracks, well in England anyway, little wonder people think their station is better than your station, and even hold their nose at the very mention of you. Which is just your basic prejudice, pooh on the tracks is new good.

My dad’s bigger than your dad, that’s because he sweats in a factory for 16 hours a day. My dad has a car and a nice office, your dad poohs in an outside toilet and that’s at home. So I’m better than you, where did you do to University, oh I remember you went to Aston Poly, my sweaty dad who poohs outside was proud I went to Oxford, and little brother to Cambridge. So which side of the tracks you pooh on does not matter only hard work counts, so stick that up your Aston flyover, or where the HP sauce comes from.

People and prejudice continues, and Political Parties try to coral you into their sheep pen, betting that you’ll vote for them because of your Tribal loyalties. You should think for yourself. My mum told me when I was 4 or was it 5, that I was as good as Anybody. So I think you should all believe in yourself , just as we Caseys do. The only barrier is yourself, your X Y Z, does not matter, it did not matter 50 years ago in inner city Birmingham as they now call it when my brother broke through all these Glass Ceilings, or latter on when another brother did the same. And yes the 2^nd brother working at a coal mine in Newbold Vernon for a year before he went off to Cambridge, he invented the Gap Year before it was invented. The Old guys cheered when he said he was going to Cambridge, as he revealed his grades, the new guys were not so charitable. Me I’d always cheer anybody on, so should you, all of you everywhere wherever you are in maybe 70 countries now as you read this. If you cannot excel then do your best, and be as good as you can be. Don’t have any spite in your heart. Say Good Luck and God Bless to anybody and everybody.

A Good man, is not the greatest man, the strongest man, the quickest man, or the dumbest man, the smelliest man even. A Good man is somebody with hope in his heart who cheers for anybody and everybody, who says  God Bless and Good Luck. Or maybe I’m just an old fashioned boy, the son of Kerry immigrants, who came to England in 1944 with just the clothes on their backs. Envy and hate destroys from within, so any Political Party that preaches that is not worth voting for, so hold your nose and pick somebody who’ll do the least harm, do no hard as one motto says. Wherever you are in the world, try and change one person at a time by your example, and change your country by voting.

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Come back later I'll have something new for you all THIS IS THE MAIN SITE

Come back later I'll have something new for you all,

 THIS IS THE MAIN SITE

so tell everybody to look here for the hot off the press new stories

I have 3 sites as a security measure so I don'l lose my treasure,

ok my rubbish, you are so cruel, I do have feelings, don't laugh

today Korea and New Caladonia are reading over on Wordpress

in Korean and French

On the 3 Blogger sites I have Vietnam and Sweden

and the Russian translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

amongst others

Its great for my ego to know I'm not just talking to myself

Though Radio is just that, talking to yourself

My writing is really Radio by the way if you have not noticed

I want you to HEAR me

I used to have a SW radio 40 years ago too

So now I use the Internet to TALK whereas 40 years ago I was listening

So in a way its fate that I end up talking to the world

I didn't really think of being a writer till 1987 after all

So I bet you all wish you could turn back time

You are so cruel, if you put that Cher  song on I'll just cry

I'll cry me a river, and you will be swept away

So the cold has descended here in Birmingham

I've got 3 jumpers on and a duck down coat

I have to stay warm

A  good few of you are reading The 19th Hole, what I've written so far

It will be the Spring or Easter 2020 now before I launch it

It will double in size by then

How my words have reached New Caladonia I just do not know

Either I'm popular, ok not me, the stories, or it's a hit man on the run

Or it's Jean Luc Picard getting as far away from me as possible

Can somebody give Netflix and Jeff Bezo of Amazon a nudge

2000 stories plus  The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

as well as a few plays,  1,530,000 Words

I have two daughters, so come on, buy my wares

makes me sound like a lady of the night

then I can leave them something when I go

but I'm not holding my breath

Did Dickens have this problem?

Or William Shakespeare?

I have loads of exposure but nothing to show for it in my garter belt

I'm like an ugly Pole Dancer, loads of exposure, but no rewards

Stormy tell me what to do

Much ado about Nothing, as Will used to say

Perhaps I should just go paint a few fences with Mark Twain

Or sing Country like his sister Shania

Oh Dolly what can you do for me?

Thank God I'm a Country Boy

not Denver, County Kerry stock

ok, I have to venture out now in the cold now

so come back in  a  few hours

Michael Casey aka "the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND"

and you can google that

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Almost there

Almost there

I had a hot bath and my body seems ok

no laughing please, somebody might find me attractive

what I meant was my back seems almost there

so I may pop out tomorrow for some nice stuff at the grocery shop

they have probably been rejoicing not hearing my jokes

 every day this past week or what i think are jokes

saw Klaus the cartoon on tv, loved it

Been watching Taken tv series, i like that too

Will watch Liam Nielsen's other film from a few months ago soon too

My Tinnitus keeps me awake at night, but other night's with Rosary

it does not

So it's a Sine Curve of lack of sleep  or not, still with waking every 2 hours

Aren't you glad you don't sleep with me?

No sniggering please

My readers are more and more far flung

Hello Australia and Singapore with Indonesia too, 10 countries on Blogger

I'm pleased you are reading me in English

Plus 7  Translations  being read on the same day over on Wordpress,

6 countries I'm world famous, but not in England

Irony, somebody explain that to the Americans

Do spread the word and put it on your Facebook and LinkedIN

More of the world should suffer,  and maybe just maybe I'll finally get

some recognition and reward

But I'm not holding my breath

The Lottery is £100 million tomorrow on Euromillions

Perhaps I should by one ticket, or a bar of Cadburys instead

I haven't won the lottery in ages

I'd rather have my Health back than any amount of money

Ok. Be Good and Stay Happy

as ET said as he hid in my garden shed,

before Totoro my cat chased him away

The Perfect Dad

me and my 2 daughters maybe 14 years ago, I had the flu then
 I just discovered

God's sense of humour, ugly dads have beautiful daughters

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and a few years later

17th Nov welcoming Armenia to the flock

17th Nov  welcoming Armenia to the flock

so if it's you Cher, a big welcome, I loved Moonstruck

I'm listening to Celine Dion's new album  Courage right now

what else, I'm glad you are all reading The 19th Hole

I'm about 1/2 way through it, so launching it officially may

take a few more months, but I do hope Trump will review it

and give Jon Sopal BBC the exclusive, really, yes really

You still have loads to read here, see the list to the right going back 10 years

plus you could always buy the books from Amazon

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I got a link from somebody in the post

I never click on links in the post

but if that was you using Suffolk County in USA

you need to insert anything

such as you posing as you read all my books, as if....

Have Courage as Celine sings in her song, Du Courage mes petites

my back has improved a lot now

I'm trying Spotify and Bread music, I do eat loads of bread, seeded Hovis

Celine is singing Imperfections right now, and yes I know  all my own

I've had plenty of time for the Interior Journey in my life

and Yes, I'd love to live till 100 and have a Korean wife and a few more kids

But sadly this week highlights the pain in my life, so that'll never happen

God does have a sense of humour though

Listen to Blasphemous Rumours by Depeche Mode to understand

As Celine fades away, I'll finish as my Shanghai wife arrives with the

groceries and a Korean phrase book.

The truest words are said in jest...

here's my 3 looks

I just shaved today too, so I don’t look like a great granddad any more, nor Santa

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hasta luego miguelito el gordissimo

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