Friday, 22 September 2017

Molly and the Flu



Molly and the Flu ©
By
Michael Casey

I had the flu jab today in the church hall up the road, one of our 6 churches, I also told the lady to google me, michaelgcasey, so she did instantly. Her phone revealed that the fat silver haired writer in shades had just been pricked by the nurse besides her. I had my flu jab so I was covered for this Winter. I may even sell one book on Amazon, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker being the 1st of my 14books that I’ve written so far.

Having given a quick synopsis of the plot to the lady I left the church hall and decided on impulse to visit the church itself. I hadn’t popped into this church in a while but as my mum used to say you get a “free wish” for every new church you visit. It does feel a little dark inside but its a nice place to pray in. I sat at the back, out of thunderbolts range or so I hope, and had a prayer or two. God no doubt wondered why I didn’t visit my own home church as often. My standard reply is PAIN, it takes a while for my body to warm up and then if the priest still hasn’t learnt how to give a succinct sermon the incentive is not there. If the priest remembered the Romans coming to kill you then he might be more to the point, when he’s not praying for the Bishop. So I hope God accepts my pain as prayer.

The flower lady pottered about, she had a small tea trolley with a dustbin and small broom on top. When I’d finished my prayers, and I didn’t even mention wanting a bigger house, I got up to leave. On my way out I spotted another section of the church, a Peace section or something, this was better lit than the rest of the church, the lady in the church, as opposed to the lady in the van asked did I want to exit that way. I told her I was just looking, a more prayerful kind of tourist.

Its a few days later and I’ve had a lot of pain, especially at night when I lie down, was it God reminding me to pray? I really must finish this story. Got a postcard of Saint Albans in the post, which was great, so I wondered who Saint Alban was. Turns out he’s the patron saint of tortured people, I loved the irony of it all. Well I’m tired but pain has lessened so let’s see if I can finish this now.

Molly and me got talking, yes I know purists will say it’s Molly and I but real people never say that, so this is the way I speak to you all. Now Molly has led an interesting life and it took me a second to spot the CND earrings and her matching fluffy long jumper coat, so obviously I called her an old Hippy. She has lots of bangles on one wrist too so I asked did they hid the marks from the handcuffs from her CND days. She took off one bangle and I was very impressed as she explained all the meanings. I stopped myself from asking her to leave it to me in her will, she must be only 75 or less.

We talked on and she explained how she lived in Egypt as her dad was in the RAF and how she had traveled the world. I told her to write it all down and don’t lose it for the future. I said her kids would love it, she explained she had no kids, so I told her to record it and when she had 2 hours worth I’d love to listen to it. She likes cats too, and has a cat or two story published. So I told her how we ended up with Totoro our cat. People are stories and the should not be lost so I encourage everybody to record their stories. My brother’s father in law was writing down his life before he died, so I urge everybody to share their stories.

Molly could be overlooked if you don’t stop and chat, she is the lady in the church as opposed to the lady in the van. Hidden treasure, hidden human treasure can be found even arranging the flowers in a church. And you may even say a prayer or two, just so God doesn’t feel lonely, just make sure He has a pew to sit on, wheels or no wheels.



Thursday, 21 September 2017

A life in a Bag

A Life in a bag ©

By

Michael Casey

One of our neighbours died the other day, she was an old lady with white hair, the kind of nice old lady you see in the street. She used to have meals on wheels, I could see another nice lady deliver them to her door. I could see the old lady’s children and grandchildren come and visit. But now she is dead.

I’ve grown up with death, so I have no fear of it, its another journey, perhaps even like jumping into a swimming pool, you just have to hold your breath and jump right in. We had an undertakers at the bottom of our road, and as an altar boy I served at over 30 funerals, the Funeral Mass is the one with the best reading, Lazarus and all that. Jesus loved Lazarus so much that he raised him from the dead, Eternity will be like that for all of us. Well apart from the atheists, who just won’t believe it, so they’ll stay in some sort of waiting room, Florida perhaps?

When somebody dies its like a punch in the stomach, your dad cannot be gone, you love him too much, it can’t be true; it is and you pine like some sick dog for hours.
I have never cried for my mother, she told us all no crying, so that’s what I did, I obeyed her.

You have to clear up after the dead, their home, their possessions have to be sorted and even divided. As you go through the house, the flat, the one room bed sit you see their life fall before you. Are they really like that, did they really do this, all kind of everything are revealed. A secret drinker, a collection of spicy videos, or just 6 Bibles all lined up; the dead have no secrets, they are as naked as the day they were born.

I’ve had to clear up, and help clear up several times, we had lodgers you see, so we had to act as family and tidy everything up; sometimes even finding forgotten Wills and then following them to the letter. Sending Home a couple of bodies, people want to rest in their own clay; when my time comes there are 3 local cemeteries where I could end up. Burial is best, I don’t want to be burnt, I’m big the fire brigade would have to be ready.

As I look out the window I can see a life being tidied up, everything is still raw for them, you see this, you touch that, a photo or some treasure brings the memories flooding back. When the tears are over you still have them, I tell my kids our love is in them, mum and me made them, they are part of us, so they’ll never lose us. As the possessions are taken from the house over the road a life ebbs away, the character of the house is changing, I’ve seen all this before, I’ve cleared up, I know how it feels.
A chair or an old radio is taken away, its useful and you’ll remember  gran/dad/mom/your brother when you use the thing, but the thing is full of love because of who it belonged to.

Finally you’ve finished and the house is empty, the house is dead, soon the house will be sold. Soon the life of the owner is gone, the house is empty, but once the new owner and family arrives the house will have a new life, it’s a home again. Then new life is restored, all that remains are a couple of carrier bags found forgotten in a pantry, you give them to the charity shop, at least somebody will get a bargain.


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a piece from 6 years ago or so. I feel like death myself today 24 hours of pain, as if I've been run through by a knight in shining armour, like that film with Heath Ledger. at least our new fridge finally arrived. 


The pain monster returns

I had a laugh and a joke at the flu jab and came home, then a few hours later the pain monster returns like an Iron Curtain as Churchill might say.

So I'll spare you all any new material for a few days.

I may bore you with some of the older stuff instead.

Don't forget on my wordpress site there's a ton of stuff there in:-

Polish, Chinese and a load of other languages, and there is the auto translate button.

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com

Failing that you could buy all my books at.

https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC

List of my books, written by me, Michael Casey
The fat silver haired writer in shades, from Birmingham
ignore all other imitations.

1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
2.Shoplife
3.Essays and Plays
4.Blogs 2011
5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013
7.More Shorts 2014
8.Quick Stories
9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016
11.Still Smiling 2017
12.Altogether Now
13.New Horizons
14.14 Up


photo of a glamorous 
 me a few Christmases ago


Wednesday, 20 September 2017

Carpenters for Church Appeal

As my readers are far Flung, Australia to Alaska, Poland to Paris and so on I thought I'd ask if any of you would like to help a church.

If you are in China or Korea  you may have seen English churches on tv.

Well I visited one today and Molly was telling me about the church's plans to upgrade the seating if the had money. Seats v Pews was the question.

I suggested putting the pews on wheels and bolting them in place, then wheeling them out of the way when they wanted the modern look, the open space feel.

SO

IF YOU CAN HELP THEM JUST SEND ME AN EMAIL AND I'LL CONNECT YOU.

SPONSOR A PEW IF YOU LIKE

OR COME AND USE  YOUR SKILL TO STRIP DOWN AND RE-VARNISH.

CUSHIONS FOR BOTTOMS TOO.

NEW CUSHIONS REQUIRED.

You may not want to buy any of my books but old 1880s churches may be up your street,
if you are bringing tourists to UK you could pass by and leave a donation or two.

Or you may be the secret rich people  who read my words.
Jared and co from the White House maybe?
Or Bill and Mark or the even the Big Mac guys?

Or maybe you just wear a dirty raincoat like Columbo?

I JUST DO NOT KNOW OR CARE, if you can help this pretty little church let me know and I'll pass on any offers. Nobody asked me to do this if you come back in a few hours my Molly and the Flu story will be posted, Arthritis permitting, and even more will be revealed.

So that's all for now. By the way after a week I'm still on the front page of the Seoul Times

http://www.theseoultimes.com/ST/index.html


Michael Casey




Tuesday, 19 September 2017

szybkie-historie-przez-michael-casey -for-my-polish-readers follow link to read a full book in POLISH

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2017/09/19/szybkie-historie-przez-michael-casey-for-my-polish-readers/


Thanks to my Polish Readers for staying with me.

And Ukrainians too. Not forgetting 25 other Nations.

Here's a link to my other site to read a book in full, in Polish.

IT REMAINS MY COPYRIGHT

HOW ABOUT ASKING YOUR RADIO/TV/MEDIA   TO PUBLISH  MY STORIES ON THEIR PLATFORMS. Then I can finally earn some money and move house...

Thanks
Michael Casey

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

List of my books, written by me, Michael Casey
The fat silver haired writer in shades. from Bimrningham , around the corner from the Polish Deli, so look around your corner you may just see me.

1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
2.Shoplife
3.Essays and Plays
4.Blogs 2011
5.300 and Not OUT
6.Shorts 2013
7.More Shorts 2014
8.Quick Stories
9.Still Alive 2015
10.Undiscovered Words 2016
11.Still Smiling 2017
12.Altogether Now
13.New Horizons
14.14 Up
































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Twin Wiersze dla wszystkich

Pisałem 1st wiersz w listopadzie 1987 roku w niedzielę w autobusie będzie działać, to Percy z rzeźni piekarza i The Undertaker mówi o swoim powołaniu. Stało się częścią komiksowej powieści.

The 2nd Wiersz napisałem, a ja pracowałem w Pinsent Masons Kancelarii, tylko w sali druku. Kiedyś, aby ukryć się w katedrze św Phillips podczas przerwy na lunch, ok Modliłem się czasami w ciągu tych 3 lat. W latach 2006 i 2009, przed rozpoczęciem moje zdrowie iść w dół wzgórza.
Anyways wiersz przyszedł do mnie. Więc to thebackground.

Możecie modlić się o zdrowie, jak i swojego Dzień Świętego Patryka w piątek nie zapomnij tańczyć przyrządu lub dwa i mieć piwo lub trzy.

The Dead and The Living ©

przez

Michael Casey


Po raz pierwszy zobaczyłem zmarłego, kiedy miałem dziewięć lat, mój ojciec nie powiedział

się martwić jak umarli są takie same jak w życiu, tylko śmiech

ma je w lewo, blask wbiegł z ich oczu, ma zmartwienie

został zniesiony ze swoich ramionach, a ich głos zniknął z

wieczność.

W raju blask powróci do niego jest z błyskiem

gwiazdy, śmiech powróci też za to rano i wiatr

The Turning pływy są ich boki drżenie ze śmiechu.

Traktuję zmarłego z taką samą uprzejmością jak dam do życia,

choć uważam zmarłego są zawsze bardziej uprzejmy. Mój ojciec też

miał kilka słów do powiedzenia na temat życia.

Powiedział, że istota są tylko opiekunowie duszy, ale

uważają, że ich istnienie jest wszystko, że wiedzą wszystko

bo doświadczyć wielu rzeczy ze swymi zmysłami.

Czym żywi nie uznają, że ich czas jest krótki i

kiedy ich ciała leżały na odpoczynek, a następnie kontynuować bez ich dusze

je bez ich mocne, bez ich słaby, bez ich

piękne, a nawet brzydkie tymczasowy formularz, gdzie nie mogę powiedzieć tylko

że jest to lepsze miejsce.

Percy grabarz umieścić pokrywę na trumnie, dusza była wolna


POCZĄTEK



Let There Be Light ©

Michael Casey

Niech moje łzy są moje słowa

Niech światło świecy jest moje oczy

Niech kwiaty w rozkwicie być moje usta

Niech ich zapach jest moja krew

Niech wiatr będzie moim oddechem

Niech chmury mój nastrój

Niech śmiech dzieci moja nadzieja

Niech westchnienia wdów być moim sumieniem

Niech modlitwa obcy jest moją rozkoszą

Niech pszczoły moja mądrość

Niech drzewa się moją siłą

Niech moja cierpliwość dotrzeć do gwiazd

Pozwól mi być zawsze pamiętał w swoich modlitwach









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