as Bond 25 is announced today here's something from maybe 007 years ago
Michael Casey 007
By Michael Casey
I
had a security pass with 007 on it, so it got me thinking. What if I
was in a Bond film. There will be a new film and Daniel Craig will be
the man again.
Could
I be a baddie? No I couldn’t possible do that, I mean I don’t look like
a baddie do I? My girls wouldn ‘t like it either, daddy couldn’t
possible be a baddie, and as for the wife, I was her Panzi after all.
Panzi meaning Fat Fat Boy in Chinese.
So
what could I be in a James Bond film? I could carry his bags, I did
work in a 4star business hotel for 3 years. So I have the practice. I
could carry James Bond’s bags up to his room and knock a few things
over, or spill things on James Bond and try to wipe him down with a
towel, so James Bond pushes me over the balcony into the pool.
Then
the next day Bond lounging by the pool, and me/the porter trips over
him so Bond throws me in the pool again. Later in the day I knock his
Aston Martin with my trolley, so I get thrown in the pool again.
Finally I/the porter annoys him again, so this time he shoots me. And Bond says “I never believed in tipping.”
Now
if Lee Evans is not available for the above then I’d do it. Wouldn’t we
all love to be in a Bond film, just think how much they could charge
for the privilege.
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I will return rattling with pain killers and write something new late on, after I finish combing
Joe Biden's hair, it smells so nice too.
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