Wednesday, 8 November 2023

84 downloads in Russian today, have they discovered HUMANITY

84 downloads in Russian today, have they discovered HUMANITY

if they are reading me, they are not killing anybody

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

a comedy drama about a street of shops

in Old Forge and Singing Anvil

that's the Black Country next door to Birmingham

written by me , a SOB 

the 4th son of a Kerry Blacksmith

A book full of fun and laughter

first finished n Leap Years day 1988

29288

that's why in the book, 29288

is the CODE

for driver in need of assisance

SOS in Drivers' Language

and the taxi driver is called Michael after me

and when a year later I till only had a paper copy

I expanded the book to what it is today on Amazon 

in my original English

but Translations galore on my Wordpress

so the whole world knows of me

But I'm still undiscovered country


and yes Ukrainian translations online too

Ukrainian Translations 2023

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I had a load of Ukrainian readers on My Blogger so I’ll load up the Ukrainian stuff again

here and on my Bloggers, then I hope its a few moments of Peace before Putin finally

implodes

shoplifeukraineDownload
ukrainewhatuseamiDownload
birmingham-is-ballet-ukrainian1Download
ukraine-translation-bbuDownload
3cousinsukrainianDownload
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quick-stories-ukrainianDownload
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Now for information, I wrote the Three Cousins stories before Putin lost his mind

in the stories 3 cousins from where 3 countries make love on the map

Poland/Ukraine and Russia in a little village called Popaloffoff

so maybe in the future you’ll ….

As for BBU this is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

I first finished that on 29th Feb 1988, so its 35 years old

I dream of writing a sequel Tears for a Butcher

I’ve written 1 and a half chapters

BUT i’ll probably never finish it

as a book is a year of your life

and with my Tinnitus, its hard enough to write a short story

But God is Good and maybe I’ll meet a speed typist from the Far East

we go on to have 4 children and form a Kpop band with me as the manager

The reality is that I may end up needing Dialysis in a few years time

on top of my Tinnitus and Arthritis and massive headaches and CkD

so obviously some would say I’m on the scrap heap already

but you never know God might say,

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

he’ll do for me, he is a SOB after all, Son of a Blacksmith

and from the scrapheap I am reborn as….

Well it’s better to think that

Never Give Up, Never Give In

Maybe I’m Ukrainian too

1917 Mary at Fatima did say in the end Her Immaculate Heart would win

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 162 countries so far, Start a Blog at WordPress.com.The Power of Peace with Russian and Ukrainian Translations

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The Power of Peace

Close your eyes and Pray

Why did PUTIN act this way

Does it take an Earthquake to destroy all of Moscow

Before the People see the Truth

If Putin is so right

Why is all the news hidden

Let people use their own eyes

But that is Forbidden

I watched Fiddler on the Roof again, a few days ago

What was happening there and then

Russians hating their own neighbours

And still it goes on

This is Holy Week, when Christ washed his disciples feet

Putin has just stolen all the money

and would never wash anybody’s feet

All Putin has done is take 30 pieces of silver

to buy a Potter’s Field hidden away

to hide the 21,000 Russian dead soldiers

in just a few weeks

Putin loves money, he does not love his men

And as for Faith, he hammers nails in Christ every day

And slaughters Christians in Ukraine in every way he can think of

Russian Translation

Сила мира

Закрой глаза и молись

Почему ПУТИН так поступил

Нужно ли землетрясение, чтобы разрушить всю Москву

Прежде чем люди увидят правду

Если Путин так прав

Почему все новости скрыты

Пусть люди используют свои собственные глаза

Но это Запрещено

Несколько дней назад я снова посмотрел «Скрипача на крыше».

Что происходило там и тогда

Русские ненавидят своих соседей

И все же это продолжается

Это Страстная неделя, когда Христос омыл ноги своим ученикам

Путин только что украл все деньги

и никому бы ноги не помыл

Все, что сделал Путин, это взял 30 сребреников

купить спрятанное Гончарное поле

чтобы спрятать 21000 погибших русских солдат

всего за несколько недель

Путин любит деньги, он не любит своих людей

А что касается Веры, то он каждый день забивает гвозди во Христа

И вырезает христиан в Украине всеми возможными способами.

Sila mira

Ukrainian Translation

Сила миру

Закрийте очі і моліться

Чому ПУТІН так вчинив

Чи потрібен землетрус, щоб знищити всю Москву

Перш ніж люди побачать правду

Якщо Путін так правий

Чому всі новини приховані

Нехай люди використовують власні очі

Але це Заборонено

Кілька днів тому я знову дивився «Скрипаля на даху».

Що відбувалося там і тоді

Росіяни ненавидять власних сусідів

І досі це триває

Це Страсний тиждень, коли Христос омив ноги своїм учням

Путін щойно вкрав усі гроші

і ніколи б нікому не мив ноги

Все, що зробив Путін, це взяв 30 срібняків

купити заховане Поле Поттера

щоб сховати 21 000 загиблих російських солдатів

всього за кілька тижнів

Путін любить гроші, він не любить своїх чоловіків

А щодо Віри, то він щодня забиває цвяхи в Христа

І вбиває християн в Україні всіма способами, які тільки можуть придумати

Syla myru

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Angry Bear

Angry Bear

so much Tinnitus noise today

I thought I'd fall over

then I wasted 45mins on a Phone Call to a Call Centre

In the end WAIT was the answer

If their Documentation was TRUE and ACCURATE

then I wouldn't be wasting my time in my Pain and Noise time

On CUE my Hernia just stabbed me and I screamed

Time for more Neem

I tell my kids to enjoy me and that I won't last till Christmas

Yes the Pain and Noise is as bad as that

but I'm still here

The Pain and NOise is as well

It's like I'm in Hell and I hear the sounds of burning

Maybe I deserve it, If you believe God is a Sadist

or maybe I'm a  sword being forged

anyway it hurts like Hell

and why isn't Trump and Putin there yet?

Discuss


some of Today's readers on Wordpress

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/



so as nobody pays me for my words a Prayer or Two, 

would be appreciated, to make my pains and noise

go away

windows for me means the time slots of normality I have before the Iron curtains of pain


I'd rather be writing funny stuff, and if I had that speed typist I could rattle stories off before

the pain gets to me, or the Tsunami of noise

So that's all for today



and no, the carpet is just a carpet, no LGBT affiliations, LGBT people would have far better tastes in 

rugs and as for my Words, they wouldn't be seen dead reading me








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Tuesday, 7 November 2023

Good Afternoon Russia, glasnost was that the word before?

Good Afternoon Russia, glasnost was that the word before?

If you are reading me

it means one of my daily emails may have come your way

telling you to DUMP Putin and the Billionaire Czars

what have they done ,NOTHING

but help themselves

to Russian Wealth

and they have lost 500,000 RUSSIAN LIVES

and a TRILLION USD

Every family could have been made a Millionaire

Instead DEATH in UKRAINE

Where has Russian Love and Courage Gone

YOU NEED TO REMOVE PUTIN

AND START AGAIN

Believe the FRIDGE not the TV

who has Profited?

Just the Fat Bribed Generals

while ordinary. men just DIE in the MUD

what for ?

This has all been. Nonsense since 1917

Turn Back the Clock

If the Press-Gang come for your Sons

Take away everything from them

and send them back to Moscow

1000s of kilometres away

just wearing their  Knickers

because Putin's war is PANTS

I remember

My brother was in Russia many years ago, on a language course

You even gave him a Birthday Cake

He's a Linguist,  

little did I know

how many different Nationalities

we the Caseys would marry into

Chinese/Shanghai I hear daily at home

and I watch Korean Kdramas constantly

Castaway DIVA

I'm watching right now and it made me cry and laugh

anyway

I speak French to one daughter and Spanish to another

and Totoro the cat know English and Chinese/Shanghai

SO

Moscow people what are you waiting for

It's time to remove Putin the Clown before his pants fall down

Put another Ballet on the TV

Or suffer decades more of decay

Because you allowed a Clown and his Doubles

to Rule







don't be Puddings, remove Putin, and start again


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Monday, 6 November 2023

horrible pain and tinnitus day

horrible pain and tinnitus day

write a story for yourself

and/or say the Rosary for Peace



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Sunday, 5 November 2023

Prince William in Singapore, I only just found out, has he gone that far to discover me?

Prince William in Singapore, I only just found out, has he gone that far to discover me?

set him right my Crazy Rich Asian readers

but tell him I'll send his footman free copies

if he boasts and says Michael Casey

is just a fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham

the one in my dad's Kingdom

he'll  never be as funny as Spike Milligan

whoever he is

and his hand writing is S__(

and then you tell him

WHY SINGAPORE THINKS MICHAEL CASEY

is a CULT over there

and he really is a SOB

Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry



Einstein without the brains and in need of a shave


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