well my delivery guy arrived with the food
so I'm happy now, what I like is in the fridge
my big daughter has her Covid 19 test
so she'll be on her way home for Christmas and online exams
I've already stocked up with snacks ready for her return
so long as she doesn't t think they are pants
if any of you think my writing is pants
I'll throw my old pants at you
like a scene from a Kdrama, well maybe not
I did think that a Kdrama is a cross between a Carry On and a James Bond
google Carry On films if you've never heard of them
Israel is reading a Hebrew translation of
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker so thanks to them
Meanwhile UAE is reading my English stuff, so hello to them too
Though UAE could be bored airmen
I'll never know who you all are
you could send a message to michaelgcasey@hotmail.com
Postcards would be nice too, you'll have to find out my home address
Detectives, Journalists and Hitmen could easily do that
But just leave nice food on the doorstep next to our rabid tortoise
You'll get one book a year now, till I reach my target of 27
27 books instead of 27 dresses
so 2027 is when I'll be done
though, I still dream of carrying on with my new Korean wife
and dictating more books, and having 4 more children
and founding a Kpop band
Though that'll never happen, not unless she lives in UAE
and is reading me from there.
Though it's probably a 270 pound bored USA airman, lifting weights
as he reads my rubbish. So long as he doesn't decide to rub me out
Just because he dressed as a women for a stag do, and it went viral
1.2 million men, is it in USA armed forces saw him. But because he is 270 pounds
and can lift a tank one arm, nobody laughed, well to his face anyway
Gary McDoogal III Master something.
Just draw a cartoon of that and leave it in the mess hall
with me sprawled on the floor covered in mess
though I'd rather you all read all my stories
the past, the present and the future
and one lucky lady who reads all my stories, can marry me
or is that just fantasy
or do I wake up screaming as it's Gary McDoogal III in my bed
now draw a cartoon of that
and if there really is a Gary McDoogal III out there
I hope you'll not a Navy Seal or something
cos then I'd really mess my pants
Maybe I need to leave right now
quick, the page is empty
yes it's my shaven chest after my quadruple heart bypass nearly 6 years ago
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