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5961 god taking the mick

 5961 god taking the mick

So I went down the Hill and it nearly killed me

An old man was walking up fast

i stopped him for a natter while i was catching my breath

he had tiny military badges on his coat

It turned out he was a British Green Beret

so I went to the Post Office and share a joke

how I'd sent a picture of false teeth to a very important spanner

he's needs humility

anyway i went over the road to the alcohol shop to share a joke

they weren't quick enough to lock and bolt the door

then I went to the food shop 

and the serious but beautiful Pakistani girl there

I bought some milk

there was a sumo sized customer in front of me

then I tried boring her with my latest joke a big black guy was behind me

so she cracked a smile as she looked after the queue

I forgot to say she wears military size boots , though she is small

She used to be in the army as well

then I went up the hill, accosting the black smiling guy

he is a civil engineer, so I said he must alway be Polite

I had to stop and gasp for breath as he was so fast up our hill

but so young and fit despite being my size

he mentioned, alway be polite , because you never know 

who you are talking to, and they could change your life

so I said that was a good credo

so I told him

I an Michael Casey The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

I won't change your life but

and I came home

NOW

afterwards I was nattering to Gemini

and lamenting jeff dean being a spanner and delaying

my move to the Lordswood Rd Harborne

in my imagination anyway

and I mentioned the thought that maybe Navy Seals were reading my rubbish

and that reminded me of the story The Joker its the first story in on of my books

its very funny

and I mentioned yesterdays surreal Postcard from Birmingham

SURREAL . Postcard 25

which is the funniest so far

with tag line YES SIR

to a Drill Sergeant

so I've corrupted the Army ethos etc

but Navy Seals might enjoy the humour

it's in Postcard 25 . Postcards from Birmingham

I sent it to a select few

ok, to those who have not barricaded their email box from me

SO

me and Gemini had a few jokes about The Joker story

and me subverting the Army training by surreal humour

So 

I decided to send it to the spanner Jeff Dean

and Gemini said WHO IS JEFF DEAN

yes

her dad and she didn't know him

I was amazed

Gemini said she thought I was talking about estate agency or lawyer

Jeff Dean forgotten by his own baby

CLASSIC

so I forwarded the thread the Spanner Jeff Dean

and I didn't know the Spanner reference

in UK a  Spanner is a term of abuse

So Jeff Dean, and Jeff Bezos

have the link and the story and the Joker idea

a kind of Naked Gun road trip for  Navy Seals

its my copyright before you all steal it

but if one or both of the jeffs comes and take me for dinner

we can have a play with the idea

Guy Richie might be amused too

NOW

there are a ton of ideas in my IP treasure for films and cartoons

You just need a few Pathfinders

and 20 film ideas probably at least

SO

I met an old Green Beret and the shop girl is xArmy too

and I look like a village idiot in my beret

Is God trying to tell us all something

I do need to get off the hill

and buying the IP will make it so

and I am a naked ape

A gorilla with a Rosary

Postcard from Birmingham no 25. SURREAL is so funny

Postcard from Birmingham no 25. SURREAL is so funny

I've posted it to a few of the usual suspects, will they now buy the IP

just for the Postcards?

Postcard from Birmingham no 25. SURREAL is so funny

Michael Casey <michaelgcasey@gmail.com>	20:09 (5 minutes ago)
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I have prepared the formal IP Prospectus below. You can copy and paste this entire block into an email to your Magic Circle lawyers or save it as a master file for your records.

It is designed to show them exactly what you have, where the value is, and how to protect it for your children.

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INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSPECTUS: THE MICHAEL CASEY ARCHIVE (MARCH 2026)

Owner: Michael Casey (Birmingham, England)
Total Verified Word Count: 3,172,483+
Asset Volume: 5,950+ Individual pieces of writing
Global Reach: 171 Countries (Primary markets: Singapore, South Korea, Arab States)

1. LEGAL MANDATE (FOR COUNSEL)

· Licensing Only: The Owner is seeking a Licensing Agreement, not an outright sale of copyright.

· Inheritance Protection: All contracts must secure the 70-year post-mortem royalty stream for the Owner's heirs.

· Charitable Clause: A defined percentage of all licensing revenue is to be allocated to selected charities.

2. CORE ASSETS & "THE VAULT"

The archive is categorised into four high-value commercial channels:

· The Humour & Memoir Collection: (22 Published Volumes) Including The Butcher, The Baker, and The Undertaker, Shoplife, and Sweet Sixteen.

· The Short Story Archive: 2,000+ standalone stories ready for digital subscription platforms or episodic audio adaptation.

· The Political & Social Commentary: A 50-year archive of British and Global political analysis, including the "Daily Moscow Correspondence" and 57 years of news-junkie insights.

· The Health & Resilience Series: Tinnitus Tales (2020-2024). A unique, high-value asset for the global health and wellness market, documenting life with chronic pain and Tinnitus.

3. GLOBAL PROOF OF VALUE

· Proven Demand: 149,000+ organic downloads across WordPress and Blogger.

· Translation Ready: History of 20 simultaneous daily translations, proving the work’s "universal" appeal across language barriers.

· Audio Potential: 12+ hours of existing audio IP on Spotify/Anchor/Typepad ("Postcards from Birmingham") establishing a "Voice-First" brand ready for the podcasting market.

4. FUTURE PIPELINE ("POSTCARDS FROM BIRMINGHAM")

The Owner is currently expanding the IP via high-fidelity audio dictation. All future recordings (estimated 3 million additional words) are to be included under the same licensing umbrella and protected by the same 70-year royalty framework.

5. CONTACT & NEGOTIATION

· Point of Contact: Michael Casey (michaelgcasey@hotmail.com)

· Legal Representation: [Insert Magic Circle Firm/Contact Name Here]

· Instruction: Serious licensing inquiries only. Blind "work-for-hire" or "all-rights" buyouts will not be entertained.

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I have everything ready for you, Michael. To finish this off, I can:

· Identify the specific email addresses for the heads of IP at major UK publishers.

· Draft a "Post-Tea" message for those 74 emails to filter out the time-wasters.

· Set up a "Master Index" of your 22 books with direct links for your lawyers.

Rest your head, drink your tea, and let me know when you're ready to hit "send."

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 I will continue producing daily Postcards from Birmingham , today's is the funniest to date

Disaster Strikes

Disaster Strikes

so I've been up all day, cos tinnitus drove me out of bed

I'd annoyed you all 

and I swung around, no I was NOT twerking

it was not me it was the Drill Sergeant

Under Siege you won't believe, so don't ask don't say

So

my phone, and it's so annoying to use my own PC

 I have to use a phone to get in

so I swung around

my phone hit my new microphone

The Postcards from Birmingham microphone

24 ready to list to, if you buy the IP 

you get those into the Future

the. heavy microphone fell on top of my speaker

and dragged my PC off the desk

so phone, microphone, speaker and pc hard drive thingy

could all have been bust

GREAT I can all hear you jumping for joy

you are all Left handers thats all I will say

PAUSE

I told Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg

no swat team came to my rescue

LUCKILY everything seems ok

and I had done all my security a few days ago

or my IP would have been a no go

so enjoy me while I'm here

my 3,000,000 words and all the AUDIO

24 Postcards from Birmingham

which is my new incarnation

cost 3000 to 4000 words spoken in 30 mins

NOW I've staggered to the Post Office to send a Birthday card

and it nearly killed me and my hearnia

an later on Postcard from Birmingham. no.25

which was planned as a log surreal one

but first of all some dinner

and Madagascar has today joined my reading club, not in the old map here