Disaster Strikes

Disaster Strikes

so I've been up all day, cos tinnitus drove me out of bed

I'd annoyed you all 

and I swung around, no I was NOT twerking

it was not me it was the Drill Sergeant

Under Siege you won't believe, so don't ask don't say

So

my phone, and it's so annoying to use my own PC

 I have to use a phone to get in

so I swung around

my phone hit my new microphone

The Postcards from Birmingham microphone

24 ready to list to, if you buy the IP 

you get those into the Future

the. heavy microphone fell on top of my speaker

and dragged my PC off the desk

so phone, microphone, speaker and pc hard drive thingy

could all have been bust

GREAT I can all hear you jumping for joy

you are all Left handers thats all I will say

PAUSE

I told Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg

no swat team came to my rescue

LUCKILY everything seems ok

and I had done all my security a few days ago

or my IP would have been a no go

so enjoy me while I'm here

my 3,000,000 words and all the AUDIO

24 Postcards from Birmingham

which is my new incarnation

cost 3000 to 4000 words spoken in 30 mins

NOW I've staggered to the Post Office to send a Birthday card

and it nearly killed me and my hearnia

an later on Postcard from Birmingham. no.25

which was planned as a log surreal one

but first of all some dinner

and Madagascar has today joined my reading club, not in the old map here