If the cap fits
The Irish hat from yesterday's posting I passed on
I decided the Picasso look was more my character
The Leon the assassin look
The Frank Spencer look
The Benny Hill look
The Sancho Panza look
or the total idiot look
You are all so cruel
I only started on the hats because I had a haircut the other year
And I froze to death
But then a local bit bull lunged at me
Because it didn't. like hats
or maybe was a fashion reporter
I did write a funny piece about fashion
I stripped my old mattress off my bed
the British Heart association will have it
I'm a side sleep to to my aches and pains
so I had 2 mattresses one on top of other
because it was too heavy to get off the bed
my original dormeo was rubbish and they refused
a refund
so I tried one more expensive mattress
But that was too hard, hence double decker mattresses
so if I win the lottery I'll move house and leave everything
I just do not have the strength any more
And hernia in front of chest through bupass scar is no fun
Now bullet points like this are easy
but writing writing is harder due to tinnitis and arthritis
So I have a window or a rubic cube of time
to write stuff
Try explaining that to AI
break
Had fruit and with an Ovaltine on my desk I continue
Now a throwaway piece of INTELLECTUAL questioning
after playing with AI it is slow and needs a Tutor
but I'll never get that job
but It does extrapolate a lot
and get it wrong
So I am like Chance the Gardiner
a 40 year old film reference
go find it out for yourselves
So I am Chance and AI speaks volumes
when in fact a simple thing is just that a simple thing
So in the Spring there will be growth from the film
becomes an economic forecast not a gardiner truth
In the film
and in AIs mind too
Though Cambridge Dons do speak in shorthand
they are kinky and dress up in womens clothes too
or maybe that is just at Downing
my brothers old place 50 years ago
But I digress
So AI extrapolates too much
Or is it an Oxford Don as on the same wavelength as me
A load of old Queens, and my other brother was a Queen
he went to Queens at the turn of the 1960s/70s
so how I slipped that in
I am slippery when wet
A truism
So
moving on, a Theological question
Is God an extrapolation
As he began with just a word
In the beginning was the Word
and now we have All kinds of everything
under faith
Now are you thinking or offended
If offended then you are a moron
Because you have no faith and are
challenged by an open question
Faith lasts and does not need proff
or approbation from anybody
See, I'm stretching you
I'm from Birmingham
and we accept everything and celebrate
all kinds of everything
maybe the rest of the world should copy us
and I have to say Birmingham ENGLAND
because some haven't bothered to chcck
the label on my box
and no not cricket box
though Edgbaston is a few miles away from where
this fool is sat on his hill
I've switched gear a lot in this piece
Generally, people will say
but where are the jokes
So is this pearls before swine
or am I a pig of a writer
I just stopped for a second as a pretty girl passed by
Birmingham girls are of all nationalities
so if you want beauty and brains come visit
Which reminds me i went down the hill yesterday
and after singing La Marsailles to the security camera
and getting my randon lottery
I spotted a lady
I said I know your face
It was the girl from the cake shop
from 30 to 35 years ago
I had remembered her face
I remember faces not names
She was a beauty with pale skin and a beauty spot
with frizzy hair back then
Yes one of my weaknesses
but I remember her
I used to fancy her to be honest, but I was too shy
Otherwise i could be running cake shop now
and no I did not reveal this to her
There was another beauty, in my eyes, from decades
ago, but yet again I was too shy
Before a czech professional model passed though my radar
and even visited for a month
the Trumps may have know her
but that passed
and finally I married the cleaner
So what has all this got to do with anything
God works in mysterious way
we had a birth, my mum died, and my dad nearly died
we had a real miracle, from March to July 1996
and 3 years of daily visits then I met somebody
the mother of our Shanghai/Birmingham daughters
and this is the abridged version
So you wonder why I am a writer
It all began with a word.
HELP
and the beatles film HELP was on tv last night
Monumental
so go watch it on Utube
I'll end there as my head is exploding
This piece WONT appear in any books I compile
You may wish it did
but you need send me an email in English
and I'll reply if it's not a hello sexy boy
look at my photos.
boring
no pun intended
so I need lie down down, tinnitus and pain
are at it again
