Thursday, 20 June 2024

where to feed me

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14 of you and more

14 countries here on Blogger 

plus more over on Wordpress

have you got nothing better to do

these past 24 hours

my head is still exploding

this Tinnitus must be something else too

I did have a MRI and a brain scan before

but nothing showed up

maybe I'm just a vacuous head

i can see you all nodding

I'd like to write more story stories

but you get these instead

as I cannot get in the zone with all the noise in my head

though if that speed typist did show up

i could try rattling off a few stories

as it takes an  hour to write a new piece

but only 5 mins to read it

so if i dictated maybe 10 mins

if my speed typist could keep up

etc , you know the rest

i'm stopping now as the Neem fills my nostrils


 

Wednesday, 19 June 2024

today I'm in hell

today I'm in hell

the sound of being in a furnace in my head

woosh

it' horrendous

all you can do is hide in bed

or get up when being a target is too much

it's soul destroying and tiring

and you have to fight it

throw in arthritis 

not a pretty picture

one daughter is collecting very high marks for 2 year University

the other will be off again for her 2nd degree in a couple of months

20 years of BBC Radio 4 was my University

and then 36 years of writing on top

so 56 years in total, kind of

but don't dare look down on me

as you will discover your own failings

my contemporaries are PhDs

so stick that in your pipe

I'm cranky with all the noise and pain I have today

Intelligence is Speed of Thought

but lots of people have never thought of that

Miaow

I don't know how I survive it all, the pain that is

and I've just had a coughing fit

so I have to hold my hernia

or it hurts like hell

Anyway The BOYS is so funny and crude

you will all love it, maybe

And New Amsterdam is on too

that show makes me cry

though you may say, my writing does that to you

My new comedy Kdrama Miss Night and Day


Miss Night and Day



is very funny

it's like a Carry On film,Korean style,maybe

my head is screaming and fizzing still
and  the Neem pain killer on my left shoulder
and on my hip is getting up my nose

such is my life

you would all swoon like a Kdrama star if you met me

that's all for today

there are a ton of Translations on my Wordpress
and in Korean too, 7 full books

yes I 'd love to be published and. PAID

in  Korea

but  Jeff Bezos delivering a pizza to my house is more likely

and  he knows where I live

the girl on bike has no idea

oh, I forgot the  old lady incarnation in the story
reminds me of my Shanghai mother in law so much




this is the younger version in  the  Kdrama


마이클케이시
maikeulkeisi


by Michael Casey. 내 영혼은 ©. 으로. 마이클 케이시. 내 영혼은 많은 것. 내 영혼은 비어 있고 사랑이 부족해. 내 영혼은 표류하며 항구를 찾아.
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Thank you Korea for bringing. happiness into my life via Kdramas





teaching my daughters to fly 10 years ago maybe

Wikipedia
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Tuesday, 18 June 2024

did somebody take a baseball bat to my head

did somebody take a baseball bat to my head

YES

ALL OF US

you are all so cruel

my Tinnitus has exploded again

I did enjoy my day out at the QE

only place I go

though Hamilton is at the Theatre here in Birmingham

I'd have to sit near the bogs, CKD and all that

I used to go often to the theatre

Now I just potter to the shops occasionally

My Whooping cough has stopped whooping

but i still do cough

and then I cough till I choke, eyes watering and all that

So I'm not out of the woods yet

just looked ouy the window

a girl with her Dcups just crossed the road

her cups runneth over, literally

very Shakespeare like

the old house had more passing traffic

and less white entitled people in that neighbourhood

I'm Irish, and God Bless everybody

just to remind you

I always remind the doctors to go look at the website

Just because I act the goat does not mean I am one

3,000,000 words did not write themselves

Though I still a failue to Chinese eyes

as I made no money from my writing

You can all send. me money by the way

buy the English originals on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true

BUT you won't



cheap chinese french beret

 this is how I looked at the QE hospital today, where I leave my pee and blood for Kidneys




notice the nipple on my head

Monday, 17 June 2024

piece 4860

 hello to the nice black lady I met outside the QE today

I was 10 maybe when I started listening to BBC Radio 4

If you can persuade your son

Then he'll be smarter, and HE will notice it,  by Christmas

and if you promise to get him a screen protector for his phone

maybe he can be persuaded to start on an adventure with words

I spent 20 years listening to BBC Radio 4

Then a year teaching my myself to write

by Leap Years Day 1988

I had written my first book The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

yes that was me in the silly new Chinese beret talking to you today

Now I've written 20 books they are on Amazon

but as I said to you

2000 stories online,  4860 pieces of writing to read

I was a precocious reader

BUT a ton of easy to read stuff

for HIM and for you as well

Yes I bore people every time I escape to the QE

But, nice lady with the baby and the 10 years old son

Little things can change your life

and Listening to BBC Radio 4 will help

as it did for me

here's an old story from 4 years ago

Saturday 22 August 2020

Clear Vision


Clear Vision ©
By
Michael Casey

Well it’s my nose that cannot see right now, I’m so full of snot it’s unbelievable and hard to breath properly. I can hear you all say, try living with Rodrigo here in Colombia, then you’d know about not breathing. I’m going to watch It’s Ok, to not be Ok, my latest Kdrama before I continue, I’ve just shouted at Taylor Swift to stop screaming in the background while I go into the other room to watch my Kdrama. So I’ll be back, as that bodybuilder from down the local store used to scream at me as he stacked the toilet tissue, Bless Him.

Clear Vision, what exactly is it? I did go blind for a day 11 or 12 years ago, I’d been stuck on a screen at work all day controlling the print flow and my eyes went haywire. That’s why I wear shades in front of my PC at home, to protect my eyes, and you all thought I was a poser, in my 2USD Alibarbar  shades. I did have Raybans for 9 years, unclaimed lost property, but now I’ve got these shades, they are actually oversized women’s shades. So all your guesses were right, I am just a big fat woman, which sounds like a  song. No, it’s because I have a big head, but you knew that already, you are all such such such, you can pick your own words, as well as noses. You are so cruel to me sometimes. I can see through you, I have Clear Vision.

Our Vision can be hampered by our own failings and prejudices, you hate them so much, why? Because they got better grades than you in a test in 6th grade, and now you are grown men, in the locker room playing on the same team. I actually had a hard time for a year for that very same  reason, though it was a guy in my rugby team, and he was the milkman’s son, I wonder would he recognise himself. Google Benny Hill and Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West song, it’ll make you laugh, even after 40 years. But it is just an example of how our own stupidity can hamper our vision.

Politics ruins our vision, it in fact blindfolds us at times. We have tunnel vision, so we see one good thing and forgive the 10,000 bad things.  When in fact we should see everything and then decide with the balanced view. Like the statues of Justice. And yes the rest of the world looks on in horror at Trumps dystopia, it’s not me being  Liberal, or Socialist, and the average American is plain ignorant of what those words actually mean, especially if their world view is just Fox news. People need to grow up and look around. Jesus is a Liberal by the way, hate the sin not the sinner. Love one another, whatsoever you do to the least of my brethren and all that. Not allow billionaires to avoid tax, in the President’s very own footsteps, not on a beach, but on the road to Perdition.

I side tracked myself there, but Biden has caught up with me, it really is all about Soul, and like all good Soul music it needs rhythm. So Biden, keep the rhythm going, be great at the rhythm method in fact, and then it will be a Love in. Getting back to the theme Love can blind you too, so you don’t see the faults in a partner, business or love, 17 non-disclosures aside. You need to step back or you cannot see the wood for the trees, I can remember my brother using that  expression 45 years ago when he was talking to me. If you are in the middle of a crowd, or in the middle of a wood, surrounded by trees you cannot see the path out. It’s like Google Earth, we now know where Boris was on holiday, but only by zooming out do we know exactly where it is, and just how beautiful Boris is in his woolly hat.

A plan does help too, so you have a path, a vision of where you want to go. Making  it up as you go along, may be ok if you are a writer who’s loved words for 50+ years, so you can get away with it. But for ordinary folks and Politicians having a plan is best, and if it fails get another plan, don’t glue yourself to a disaster, change course. And don’t Lie and BS about it, in the end you will be found out, you are always found out, so it’s best to raise your hand and accept the punishment then move forward again. A bit like Confession, you come out sparkling clean so you can start all over as if nothing had gone wrong. God will give you a second chance, 77 x 7 forgiveness in fact, which is actually more than the literal answer,  77x7 = 539. But you can go ask your Pastor to explain, I’m just a former altar boy and reader.

I’m sorry if I’m boring my reader O in Chicago, he prefers my non-political stuff, but he has Inner Visions, a great  album by Stevie Wonder, that’s how we met. We were at yard sale and we fought over the album, obvious I won, I stole his ray bans as well, only they were too small so I gave them away. So O, you owe me some fatboy's ray bans. And in return I’ll play Inner Visions over the phone to you, so you can record it on a cassette player, but don’t play it in front of Stevie or he’ll wonder where you got it from.



p.s. The Kidney crew as QE hello to you, and a plastic funnel to pee through to collect a sample is a great improvement. And I hope you liked my cheap French Chinese beret
my daughters could not tell the difference between it and another one I have, the Chinese one has the nipple on the head, which maybe is the best position to be in.

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