Friday, 1 November 2024

5024 Singapore you come back for me

5024 Singapore you come back for me

am I your dirty little secret

like ice cream after midnight

or green tea at 4am with just the cat for company

Tinnitus really is killing me

so a very big thank you for reading me

Though Singapore could just be a cover

and really you are the lady over the road

who secretly adores me

94 with a zimmer frame

I'll never know until you write me an email

now I'll get 1000s of junk emails

without a decent subject like

will you be mine and here's my video

NO NO AND NO

send all your rubbish to Moscow instead

univ_7@mil.ru   

here's. one email you can write to

and you can find more yourself

Keep them busy instead of killing their neighbours

or your local Russian embassy

send them daily emails every single day till they go back home

ANYWAY

thank you Singapore, and I do like egg fried rice .


and to the Irish priest who organised a fake Halloween Parade

in Dublin's O'Connell Street

Just to remind the kids to go to Mass

as All Saints Day is a Holy Day of Obligation

I bet you are related to the priest who 

married my parents

Who put the fear of God into everyone

and he was called Michael too





No comments:

Phoney War

Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 167 countries so far https://www.amazon.co.uk/Micha...