I’ve really enjoyed Vincenzo, and my Korean translations are doing well according to the download figures, though the Arabs and 300 and Not out are in the lead.

So here’s all my Korean Translations again, if you thank me, you’ll have to use English via Google Translate, and all other folks don’t sent me get rich rubbish, from Japanese guys in Paraguay for example, you are just wasting my time. As you did yesrter

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

Monday, 11 December 2023

From Russia with Love

was a James Bond film

but wouldn't it be nice

IF Russia sent us Love

instead of missiles and Genocide

As I've mentioned I send daily emails to Moscow

if they are busy reading my messages

then they have less time for Genocide

Amnesty International

used to say send letters to tyrants

then like Chinese Water Torture

the Tyrant would release the prisoners

ok it's a very long shot and tyrants don't care

as they control the media

so their own people know nothing

That's why NEWS and FREE Internet is so important

But I am a news addict

3 hours a day of news maybe

If I spent the time learning the piano

I could go around pubs at weekend

maybe be the next Reg Dwight

or is that some footballer

From my stats on my 3 Bloggers and my Wordpress

I do know Russia reads me

just as I know my 1st book

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

is read in multiple languages all over the world

as is QUICK STORIES

which is a collection of short stories, an omnibus

plus a few extra new stories

though some with BAD ENGLISH

may assume incorrectly that the first half of the title

refers to something else

its short stories that can be read in a hurry

like on your coffee break or on the bus to work

I'm listening to BREAD while I talk to you

so dig it out and listen

you cannot listen to crumpet

a bit of crumpet does mean something else

and how's your father, is a very old espression

Language is FUN, and Teachers of English as a Foreign Language

Can kill that love of word by the straightjacket of Grammar

There is only one thing that's important VOCABULARY

and yes my small daughter after her A Level exam in French

was asked, are your Parents French?

Vocabulary is everything

Just start speaking and bavarde bien

Don't stop your kids and students

Let them rip

It's the same with room cleaning

do the big strokes

then afterwards the little bits

cleaners in hotels only get 20 mins per room

and I did a lot of helping with Vicky and the crew

Hello Crowne Plaza NEC. yes it's me

What else, I need a pain killer

a few hours after I finally get up and escape the Tinnitus rage

my left shoulder kicks in

so HEMP cream slapped on is needed

or NEEM which is from India

which I've discovered recently

But back to Russia before I slap on pain killer

A society hijacked in 1917

is corrupted by Putin

the Clown and Failed Military leader

and a generation or two will pass

after he is another brick in the Kremlin Wall

before Russia is not Treated suspiciously

ANd all because Russians are FOOLED

and maybe too lazy to have a Revolution

They go to certain death in Ukraine

500,000 Russians DEAD maybe

and Trillions of USD wasted

What have you got to lose?

just your chains

Over in USA the yanks, said to annoy them, they need to wake up too

Trump is a proven criminal

Yet GOP is so corrupt it supports him

My old house had a covenant on it

no not nuns, a covenant

I COULD NOT OPEN OR USE IT AS AN OFF LICENCE

I could not sell alcohol from the house

WHY

Because the M&B Brewery was nearby and it owned

a ton of land, so probably to keep control and their monopoly

SO Trump's Mar-a- Lago

Has restrictions too

I could sell my house and say a great spot to sell booze

Trump's place CANNOT be sold as plots etc

HENCE the value is 18 to 24 million dollars

a BILLION is BS

Because it has RESTRICTIONS

and he is probably lying yet again by saying

he is not hampered by any law

Wishful Thinking does not count

so 24 million

never a Billion

By the way I think the place looks

so TACKY

and I read today he only opened it as a club

to gain income for its upkeep

Otherwise he is supposed to have said

it was a crock..

Enough ranting from me, I need to finish my hot tea

and dream of winning. the lottery

So I can pass on something to my daughters

as for me , each day feels horrible to a varying degree

its the dose of pain I get daily which is in question

and the noise in my head

so give us this day our daily Bread

Baby Jesus was born in a manger, this is where my mother was born 1920 Kerry Ireland

Sunday, 10 December 2023

waiting for xmas fairies to arrive

– December 08, 2023

waiting for xmas fairies to arrive

i had a bath in her honour

shaved the other day

my small daughter should be back home

and she will decorate the xmas tree

which is beside me as I talk to you all

it's her job decorating the tree

a new tradition since we moved here

and then the atmosphere will be right

so long as I don't fart tonight

Bury black pudding is nice

i may just fart anyway

saves on the central heating bill

and by the way these new central heating boilers

they do NOT work

ask a heating engineer, I did

and who wants a monstrosity filling the garden

visual litter

just like all the dustbins

when I grew up bins were metal

and hidden away

never plastic and on display

Harry Styles is singing to me

he's such a nice boy

I could carry on like Larry Grayson

but I'll just stop for the day and go and watch

Kdrama

My Demon Tango Dance Fight was one of

The Best and Funniest things I've seen in Kdrama ever

and I've watched a ton

The boy is perfect if' you like looking at boys

and the girl is even more perfect if you like looking at girls

but together really really funny

Kdramas are a Soap opera with James Bond style

production values

Go on try one

and try all the foreign material on tv

Maybe it's me doing Anthropology

not just my small daughter on the way home

for Christmas

and I Hate Christmas

an Italian show has a 2nd series this Christmas

So go Watch it, both series

and finally Who Invented the Christmas crib

Saint Francis of Assisi

800 years ago

see video

Saturday, 9 December 2023

I'm enjoying Unlimited music with Jeff Bezo

he's trapped in the room with me

It's like playing 1 2 3 Redlight

Do you remember that USA

we have another name for it over here in England

It's over 50 years since I played it, so I've forgotten the name

I think we played it with my USA Boston cousins

They called me Dictionary at the time

anyway Jeff Bezos is painted into a corner

So to defend himself he's playing music at me

that way he can avoid eye contact and pretend I'm not there

he's even praying Thank You God

Thank you for the Music

No God is not a member of Abba

though I'm Setting Up a Band a story about

Trump Putin the Pope and our PM Theresa May

in an Abba Tribute band, written a few years ago

could be worth Jeff Bezos filming

But he's playing more music to keep me at bay

Have to say though the Unlimited does hang sometimes

Is it interference from wifi door bells

Or do I need better wifi, and CHEAPER too

will Jeff call in an emergency delivery

Just so he doesn't have to engage with me

He doesn't want my ring on his finger

So Let the Music play on

He's quoting Shakespeare now, with fear in his voice

Trapped in a room with a silver backed Gorilla wearing shades

and what's in his hand

Jeff reaches for his pick list

Windmills of Your Mind plays

Saved, how did he know it was my favourite song

from The Thomas Crown affair the original one

So I lay on my back and Jeff can tickle my tum

jump on my belly and bounce out the house

Saved

I let the music play, I let it take over

and yes Jeff sent me a pullover

To hide my silver back

though he may read my story

as Birmingham has so many great writers

and maybe I could be used as a filler

because I look like a Gorilla

The End almost

so that's a surreal bit of nonsense but 162 countries have stumbled over me

and my stories are downloaded by the 1000s in multiple languages

but is it all Double Dutch to Jeff

He's such a Bezos which means lips in Spanish,

and no I'd do anything but kissing him

I'd rather swim the Amazon

and yes EVERYBODY say the Rosary for Peace and an end to Russia's errors as Mary said at Fatima

– December 09, 2023

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Friday, 8 December 2023

allo Paris and Lesotho

well France is peeking at me, so hello to you

and Lesotho was peeking on my Wordpress

Lesotho was a first timer, but I'd have to check the data

and France could be our friends in Normandy

we are both still alive and Singing

hope the motorbikes don't have cobwebs on them

was it 1984. the 40th Dday anniversary we were last there

I'm fatter still , 120k. due to Lockdown and Tinnitus

eating toast in middle of the Night

I have student daughters now

but maybe you know all that already

and there are even French translations online

as well as multiple other languages

and yes I have a bucket list too

which is on my Blogger

so that's enough for now

Though I still send daily emails with icons to Moscow

as a way of eroding the Evil, for there is no other name for it

a Nation hijacked in 1917 and now in 2023 we are in Fatima times

and over in USA Trump, the selfish is still worshipped

and NOBODY in GOP stands up to him

and MEDIA should challenge EVERY lie repeatedly

or we Sleepwalk into What?

But God is Good as my mother used to say

So don't Look. away, but Pray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3blyWqW63M

and yes the COLOMBANs are my friends too I have their calendar on my desk for years

not to be confused with Colombians which is a People in South America

and yes Colombians read me too, so HELLO Hasta Luego a todas la gente, lo siento yo hablo espanol commo un burro hablando ingles

Wednesday, 13 December 2023

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