Saturday, 2 September 2023

from 14 years ago, Nobel and Me

from 14 years ago


Tuesday, 21 July 2009

Nobel and Me, or what people say behind your back

Nobel and Me, or what people say behind your back

Tuesday, July 21, 2009, 07:52 PM GMT [General]

Nobel read his own obituary  and was so shocked by what he read that he changed. When you leave a job people say goodbye or good riddance to bad rubbish. It can be quiet a shock. I've been deeply shocked and humbled by what one of the late shift secretaries said to me an hour ago. At least I'm no Nobel.

People also shake your hand and say keep in touch, then forget who you are once they have their 2nd drink. People can get sad and weepy, I'll miss you all.

What's the truth behind all these emotions? I'll find out on Friday when my Life changes again. 10years ago was the last time I was made redundant. 10 years ago I had finally met the right one, and sent her back to Shanghai to tell her family all my bad points, 6 months later she came back to me.

Now 10 years on, we're married with 2 beautiful girls, and they are in Shanghai as I talk to you, Summer with the Mother in Law, Me I'm here Home Alone and about to be redundant. I still dream of getting my 2 books published, or getting a play or two on the stage, www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com is where my "talent" is wheel clamped in Cyber Space. Will some kind soul pay the "fine" and unleash my writing onto a pubic that loves Big Brother and Britains Got Talent. While I look for a new job and my CV fights it out with other CVs for a job, any job will do, to paraphase Joseph and his Technicoloured Dreamcoat. Perhaps Andrew Lloyd Webber could turn my comedy play Shoplife into a Musical with the "Hairy Angel" in the lead. Would the Public like that or would they prefer Dennis Norton in another show.

Who knows or who cares? But at least I'm NOT Nobel.



SO


what has happened in those 14 years

one daughter is now a BSc in Biochem

the other is doing Anthropology at a top University

Me I'm about to puke and scream agian

such is my left shoulder pain and. tinnitus combined

or i may convulse and bang my head on the desk

sadly the truth

but i have produced a lot of books ans words

do you really care

but anyway thank you Singapore

at least I can have flights of imagination

as your figures get bigger

any bigger you'll need to diet



SO

what has happened in those 14 years

one daughter is now a BSc in Biochem

the other is doing Anthropology at a top University

Me I’m about to puke and scream agian

such is my left shoulder pain and. tinnitus combined

or i may convulse and bang my head on the desk

sadly the truth

but i have produced a lot of books ans words

do you really care

but anyway thank you Singapore

at least I can have flights of imagination

as your figures get bigger

any bigger you’ll need to diet

REMEMBER Nobel is Blood Money, Guilt Money

So NOW it celebrates GOOD

TURN EVIL TO GOOD

in any way you can

and the Best Way to Beat Putin’s EVIL is

The Rosary, don’t believe me I’m a nobody

but Mary is our Mother, and what did she say at Fatima in 1917

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Friday, 1 September 2023

Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man

Friday, 1 September 2023

Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man

Fat Silver Haired Writer from Birmingham England, 

Michael Casey Singapore's Fancy Man

what were you doing all night

You will go blind Singapore, I've seen the Figures

You may be hiding behind your Shades but I know the Truth

Are your fingers numb and you scroll past me

numb fingers too and eyestrain under the bedclothes

I'm checking my figures, fully clothed 127 kilos today

with my writing jacket on too

So I need to shake it a bit and twerk a lot

Then you'll all be in frenzy on the bathroom floor

Will Young is singing  Crying on The Bathroom Floor

he is UNLIMITED on my Bathroom floor

GO listen to him, I really like him

I sing along too

I met him 20 years ago when he passed through

our hotel, CPNEC Birmingham

He's gifted and famous and acts now too

SO listen to him as you read me

what a combination

Will Young for your Ears

and Michael Casey filling your eyes, I am fat after all

So Singapore you doubled or tripled down on me last night

Now wonder I'm on the bathroom floor

or was that 9 and a half weeks ago

when suddenly a Singaporean Explosion

Did you click on me in the middle of the night by mistake

But Now, but Now, I am your man of choice

Fat. Silver haired and wearing shades, but not in bed

and from Birmingham England

Pause

while we all catch our breath

or I catch my 3rd breast, my hernia in the middle 

at I look at my hairy back in the reflection of my bedroom window

I must draw the curtains, or the neighbours may call the Zoo, again

Silver Backed Gorilla naked in the window

Pause

as you catch your breath again

Am I your screen saver yet

Am I a fatal attraction

Would you dare come and type for me

and then and then Tears for a Butcher would be born

and you could be the mother

of 4 sons, Mathew Mark Luke and John

CRASH as you jump out the window

or head for the door

To avoid Puking on the floor

as you hammer on the bathroom door

but the bathroom(s) are locked

so you puke over the 33rd floor Balcony instead

It was not Me, it was Michael Casey

you shout in a fake British accent

So now there is a Singapore manhunt for

the Balcony Puker, Michael Casey

And I thought all the figures were readers

IT's the Police tracking me

So they can cane me with pole

Not for Pole dancing

but for smacking my Bum

Turn the other cheek they say

or did Singapore do it the Michael Casey Way

though Michael Casey Way could be the road to the Toilets

Just off Sandy Bottom and Bog Hole

Thanks Singapore again

Cartoons Made from Words is YOURS

its like a stick of Blackpool Rock

with Michael Casey written inside

I do know some dentists, but that's another story



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Wednesday, 30 August 2023

Only the Russians know what they want 

Только русские знают, чего хотят

И так много людей убежали за границу

Это НЕ борьба

Потому что там очень много КОРРУПЦИИ.

только коррупционеры заинтересованы в продолжении

Поскольку СМИ контролируются, ЛОЖЬ продолжается.

Итак, когда же, о, когда же РЕАЛЬНОСТЬ погрузится в себя?

Должны ли Anonymous захватить контроль над всеми СМИ?

и покажем 500 000 русских мальчиков МЕРТВЫМИ и пропавшими без вести.

Кремирован на поле боя или ранен и отправлен обратно.

И куда делись все деньги Газпрома

Во дворцы миллиардеров

Пока обычные Ольга и Иван дрожат в своих домах

Пока часы повернуты на 50 лет назад

Это НЕ установлено в STONE.

Россияне могут изменить всё

Просто смените клоуна наверху, Путина — царя XXI века

ИЛИ все россияне трусы, предпочитающие НИЧЕГО не делать

Я знаю, что Россия заслуживает лучшего, чем ПУТИН.

Но только если вы не решите отобрать Москву у Страха.

Тогда триллионы долларов будут потрачены на то, на что

ПУТИН рисует карандашом на карте

НО ЭЙ, А ЧТО НАСЧЕТ КЛИМАТА?


Поскольку радиационные облака распространяются и уничтожают весь ХЛЕБ

вся Россия и весь мир были бы МЕРТВЫ

И простой ответ: УДАЛИТЬ ПУТИНА.

и получите шанс на лучший мир

Или русские предпочитают быть ТУПЫМИ?

НЕТ гордости в том, что ты мертв

За безумие Путина

Есть ВЫБОР

Выбрал жизнь без ПУТИНА

он не может посадить 144 000 000 в ТЮРЬМУ

так что шансы 1 против 144 000 000

ВЫИГРАЙТЕ В ЛОТЕРЕЮ ЖИЗНИ без ПУТИНА
Tol'ko russkiye znayut, chego khotyat

I tak mnogo lyudey ubezhali za granitsu

Eto NE bor'ba

Potomu chto tam ochen' mnogo KORRUPTSII.

tol'ko korruptsionery zainteresovany v prodolzhenii

Poskol'ku SMI kontroliruyutsya, LOZH' prodolzhayetsya.

Itak, kogda zhe, o, kogda zhe REAL'NOST' pogruzitsya v sebya?

Dolzhny li Anonymous zakhvatit' kontrol' nad vsemi SMI?

i pokazhem 500 000 russkikh mal'chikov MERTVYMI i propavshimi bez vesti.

Kremirovan na pole boya ili ranen i otpravlen obratno.

I kuda delis' vse den'gi Gazproma

Vo dvortsy milliarderov

Poka obychnyye Ol'ga i Ivan drozhat v svoikh domakh

Poka chasy povernuty na 50 let nazad

Eto NE ustanovleno v STONE.

Rossiyane mogut izmenit' vso

Prosto smenite klouna naverkhu, Putina — tsarya XXI veka

ILI vse rossiyane trusy, predpochitayushchiye NICHEGO ne delat'

YA znayu, chto Rossiya zasluzhivayet luchshego, chem PUTIN.

No tol'ko yesli vy ne reshite otobrat' Moskvu u Strakha.

Togda trilliony dollarov budut potracheny na to, na chto

PUTIN risuyet karandashom na karte

NO EY, A CHTO NASCHET KLIMATA?


Poskol'ku radiatsionnyye oblaka rasprostranyayutsya i unichtozhayut ves' KHLEB

vsya Rossiya i ves' mir byli by MERTVY

I prostoy otvet: UDALIT' PUTINA.

i poluchite shans na luchshiy mir

Ili russkiye predpochitayut byt' TUPYMI?

NET gordosti v tom, chto ty mertv

Za bezumiye Putina

Yest' VYBOR

Vybral zhizn' bez PUTINA

on ne mozhet posadit' 144 000 000 v TYUR'MU

tak chto shansy 1 protiv 144 000 000

VYIGRAYTE V LOTEREYU ZHIZNI bez PUTINA

Only the Russians know what they want

And so many have ran away over the borders

It is NOT to fight

As there is so much CORRUPTION

only the corrupt have a vested interest in carrying on

As the MEDIA is controlled the LIES continue

So when oh when will REALITY sink in

Does Anonymous have to seize control of all the Media

and show the 500,000 Russian boys DEAD and Missing

Cremated on the Battle Field or Injured and moved back

And where has all the Gazprom money gone

To Billionaire's Palaces

While ordinary Olga and Ivan shiver in their homes

While the clock is turned back 50 years

This is NOT set in STONE

Russians can change everything

Just Change the Clown at the Top, Putin the Czar of 21st Century

OR are all Russians Cowards, who prefer to do NOTHING

I know Russian deserves Better than PUTIN

But not unless you decide to take Moscow back from Fear

Then Trillions of Dollars will be wasted on what

PUTIN drawing in Crayon on a Map

BUT HEY WHAT ABOUT THE CLIMATE

As the Radiation Clouds spread and destroy all the BREAD

all of Russia and the whole wide world would be DEAD

And the simple answer is REMOVE PUTIN

and have a Chance of a Better World

Or do Russians Prefer being STUPID instead

There is NO Pride in Being Dead

For Putin's Insanity

There is a CHOICE

Chose Life without PUTIN

he cannot put 144,000,000 in JAIL

so the odds are 1 v 144,000,000

WIN LIFE's LOTTERY  without PUTIN














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How to Keep the Kids Occupied (c) By Michael Casey

How to Keep the Kids Occupied (c) 

By Michael Casey


How to Keep the Kids Occupied  without getting the Police involved

Well you could handcuff them to the dustbins or a filing cabinet

A friend of my brother was actually handcuffed to a filing cabinet

It was in France, and he was drunk maybe

In Korea they give you a blanket and send you home

Koreans drink 4 times more than Americans

I read it somewhere

They drink more than Czechs if that is possible

Now as I've subdued you, or is it  the  booze

How do you keep the kids occupied

without invading their bedroom

and you can take the door off the hinges to avoid

SLAMMED DOORS

no door no slamming

I just remembered my Trainer in 1998 did that

I seem to remember now her mentioning that en passant

The Trainer was not a Lion Tamer, or Elephant Tamer/Trainer

No I was on a Presenting Course

Caroline Whitehouse from StatsMR it was you

so big Thank YOU

are you screaming now

Yes you and the Sisterhood allowed me on a Presenting Course

this was followed by my trip to Pilsner in Czech

and my Famous Czech Story

Ewina gave a 10 for it, then took a mark away

cos nobody is Perfect

But back to the Plot, though it may have been a ploy

to get me out of Birmingham and into Oxford ACNiesen office

which looked like a 6th form college, with a field behind

but I digress

This is how you teach Presening

You gather around a Table

The Trainer pulls various object out of a bag like a Magician

Or the Trainees pull objects out of the sack

Then they are placed on the table

the 5 trainees pick one each

They are allowed 5 mins to look at their object

and No a bottle of beer is NOT one

Thought StatsMR was legendary for drinking

It was a Market Research company into alcohol sales company

Otherwise, not one drop passed their lips, hic

So once you have your object you take turns to talk

for just a minute about your object

afterwards you get friendly feedback

then the 2nd person speaks for 1 minute about their object

afterwards friendly feedback

and on it goes

Then a new selection of objects is chosen

But

This time 2 mins explanation

Repeat

So you build your speaking time and get feedback

THE NEXT day

You have to speak for 15 mins

Which is Speech Time, as Kennedy said 15 mins is enough

The next day at Headington Oxford

I was due to speak for 15 mins

I told them about my Paris misadventures a few months earlier

The main event was food poisoning and me going to to a Pharmacy

and asking Avez Vous de L' asparin de bas prix

I got a box with a tube inside, bigger that extra strong mints

Asparin Tamponne was on the box, it was green

No string

It was a new word for me in French

Tamponne means in a tube

Obviously I thought it was something only girls know about

as I opened the box

outside on the wall was a machine, not chewing gum

But a Preservative vending machine

Preservative is a French word go Google

and google is shy, Preservative is connected to 

saving you from disease

Go ask the Frenchman in your class

Anyway, as I told this story

Carole Wilkes, I seem to remember she was there

If not, forgive me Carole with an E was it

or Hello Gill with G


So they laughed till they cried

The trainer asked how long did I think I had spoken for

I said 15 mins

She said it was 30 mins

The next day I flew to Pilsner in Czech

and I ended up in an English language Classroom

Where off the cuff I spoke for 90 mins

I could say much much more

But I've taught you how to Present now

500 each maybe for a 2 day course

I don't know for sure

Then I went to work in a hotel a few years later

Speaking to 100,000 people maybe in 3 years

Mini conversations

Years later a Teacher in an Islamic school

ESOL English

so the presenting course helped

Caroline Whitehouse thanks again

I did get Excellent Excellent Exemplary 

from my Outside assessor for my Esol Teaching

Now years later I've written 20 books

80,000+ words written so far of book 21

2,000,000 words in books maybe

but if you count everything 3,000,000 words

or 8 to 10,000 pages

Like all the pages of a Printout from StatsMR

into Alcohol sales

So this is how I keep myself occupied

despite

the quadruple heart bypass, arthritis, hernia in centre of my chest

the headaches, the Tinnitus that is like a Barometre inside me

and Ckd with GFR of 25 as I try to avoid Dialysis 

So if I can Carry On so can you

and maybe a miracle happens

I did get one in 1996 when my dad survived his heart attack

8 weeks after my mum had died in the marriage bed

and then after visiting my dad every single day for 3 years

I finally met a Shanghai girl

and the  rest is History

But a typist and 4 more sons maybe

Could be my next chapter, or story for you

Will a Singaporean come and get me

or will the Undertaker get me first

Though it could just be a Fishing Fleet

in Singapore who reads me overnight

They haven't told me, so maybe I'll never know

Though I could do Stand Up all about it

at the Masala night club in Singapore

Enough, I have to go for bread

Enough said








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