I finally got around to writing this
Michael Casey Pole Dancer ©
By
Michael Casey
Yes, I am a Pole Dancer, so don’t be jealous, and ladies don’t be too
excited. At first it was a way of keeping fit, me all alone in the
basement swinging from the pole that held up the ceiling above. It cost
me nothing and it kept me fit. Then when I was in the corner shop Lilly
fell over on a banana skin, I caught her and she said I was ever so
strong. Where did you did you get your muscles from, I said from a sale
on Amazon, Lilly laughed and hit me with her walking stick. Lilly is 89
you see, but she lies about her age and says she is 100, that way she
gets free stuff. Her Pension is not enough, so by lying about her age
she adds to her cupboard instead of being an old mother Hubbard.
Her granddaughter or is it great granddaugher intervened and
prevented any more battering. So Louise followed me home and took a look
at my bruise, she then slapped on a plaster and said grannie was right
you are so full of muscles. Please tell me where you got them from. So I
confessed to being a Pole dancer in the cellar, using the pole that
held the ceiling up as my exercise tool.
Louise insisted on seeing my Pole. Then she said go on, do it. So I
stripped to my Yfronts and my string vest and my socks and began to
swing. I forgot to say Louise works in the local Primark, so she’s used
to seeing people strip off and try things on. Nobody would try anything
on with Louise as she trains with 7
th Dan Moses at the local
Judo school. So there I was swinging from my Pole. Louise was quite
impressed, and she actually quite excited, it must have been the sight
of my 18stones or 252 pound body moving fluidly around a Pole. Up and
down and around and around. In the end it was too much for here so she
went upstairs for a glass of water.
The next day she brought a friend, Mandy was her name, and they asked
could the have the use of my Pole. I agreed of course. Mandy also does
Judo with 7
th Dan Moses, so how could I refuse. But they did
make me an offer I could not refuse. They would bake for me. So I
couldn’t say Bake Off to them. In fact their mince pies nearly turned my
head, and went straight to my thighs, so much so I had to do an extra
10 mins before bedtime.
So it continued, I had food and drinks left on my kitchen table while
down below ladies used my pole. In the end I didn’t need to go shopping
as the ladies using my pole filled my cupboard. In the end it was later
and later before I could do my own pole exercise routine. I’d been
watching the gymnastics and had picked up a trick or two. Moulin Rouge
had been on the telly again so that inspired me again.
It was so late that I had decided to do my pole routine naked and
then I’d shower and go straight to bed. Only life is strange, and as I
was working out on pole with the soundtrack to Moulin Rouge playing on
my old cassette player, I did not notice a group of ladies sneak in.
Lilly and Mandy were trying to persuade their friends that pole dancing
was really good for keeping the figure trim. In fact it was nearly the
entire ladies Judo team, Midlands Division. They had popped in for a
quick look and I hadn’t locked the front door, so they were able to slip
in. If you have that many Judo people visit you and our pole you feel
safe.
The girls were amazed, and when they saw all my scars, first from my
ankle bones to my naughty bits, then down my entire chest, they were
overwhelmed. And it takes a lot to overwhelm a Ladies Judo expert,
Midlands Division. The sight of my tight big fat buttocks, made them
gasp too, ok one had to go puke in the front garden. One of them could
not resist temptation and live streamed it. So I was all over the
Internet, me and my fat arse, and glorious scars.
I stopped and did not know what to say, then I said the obvious, I
hope somebody brings some Stella tomorrow. I’m here already, said a
voice from the back. It was a beautiful girl. I meant Stella Artois I
mumbled. I’ll bring the Stella Artois tomorrow said Stella. We all
laughed. I walked through the crowd, Stella slapped my bum, it was just
too much temptation for her.
Overnight I was an Internet sensation, and in the morning Stella
brought the Stella Artois. Then she stripped and practised her pole
dancing. It was only fair after all. And that is how me and Stella got
together. Naked pole dancing together with Stella, Stella Artois
afterwards.
