this is me on the scales a few minutes ago, in the nude, almost

 thank you Singapore for visiting again

and no it was not a Singapore girl taking my photo on the scales

they just read my stuff

though I'll never know till you tell me who you are

so I have to imagine

I just did some twerking in the street for the cleaner

I did put my dressing gown back on

just to annoy the white middle class entitled people

I'm on everybody's door bell

ding dong