Mother's Day Joke

 I shared this with my good neighbour

We are not bothering with mother's day

we were all adopted

Mother's reply

yes you are all bastards anyway

Laugh

ok, don't bother

and Singapore girls I hope you liked the photo

of my naked  foot, me on the scales

though my neighbours may have seen me stood

almost naked on the scales

my many pounds of flesh

but if you have seen the Elephant man film

I'm almost as  frightening as him

so bring a silk scarf to throw over me

or a Kimono  from Singapore