5190 post. Secret Service is it you?

 Secret Service is it you?

USA reading me a lot

is it you guys in the parking lot

forever waiting for the clowns to turn up

the ungrateful uncaring politicians

if its you, tell JD he can send me a wooden rosary

I'll use it for a month and send it back to him

in the padded envelope with return postage on

then he can see if he can feel the force on it

or I could just keep it and pray for him

For when Trump implodes and JD has to step up

I'm far from holy, but me saying a Rosary for his soul

might just save USA 

a Faustian Bargain maybe

I had three jumpers exactly the same

BUT I shrunk one

Then I shrunk a second one

Finally a third when I opened the wrapping paper, it was too small

a mistake on the labelling So I gave it to my sister, and it fitted perfectly

They were a third of the real high price, thats why I had bought 3 from Ireland

A gay gardener had one, an Amazon man had another, and my sister the brand new one

and yes I look like a gorilla with a Rosary

So Secret Service share this story and maybe I get a padded envelope in the post

I'm sure you can find me, or ask any little old lady at the back of  Mass by the Piety stall

where Faith began, mum's birthplace, not a pigsty