Tuesday, 28 April 2026

a gap

too many all nighters with gemini my easy lover of my mind

obviously not my body

so the IP sale is slower

but you know what to do

So I'm off down the road the shops

the hill may kill me

I have just slapped on the pain killer

its cost/gain ratio

without it i'm screaming

even it may hurt y kidneys a little

frankly at this stage of the game

its laughable

al my diseases cannot be fixed

rearranging deckchairs of a titanic

but

via audio I could recite millions more stories

a WIN WIN

would be I recite and sell audio to Bezo

the AUDIO is send to the BLIND SCHOOL

subscription service

SO the BLIND let you see my words

IRONIC

and they make money

a circle of words and love and hope

or an I naive

BUT I know maybe a random

connection leads to IP sale

under the noses of the TOFFS

TOTALLY CORRUPT LABOUR

Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far

TOTALLY CORRUPT LABOUR

28/04/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit

if Mandy is protected, and labour is FORCED to SUPPORT HIM

this is TOTAL CoRRUPTION

so VOTE THEM OUT

Vote Middle and NOT follow extremes

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View all posts by michaelgcasey

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Monday, 27 April 2026

SLEEP ON IT

well I should really record this

but a snap shot

taxi to hospital to QE

past house I want as my fee

met a boy with a plastic rosary that saved his life

he was electrecuted

had my sandwich form a mike

I'll be totally audio eventually

talked to a deaf man

went around to the pee bay the chairs are now

90 degrees the other way

finished my crisps and filled my bottle of pee

spoke french to a pretty black girl

did a strip tease for the scales

told folks hopefully my IP would sell

I'm used to morons crossing their arms

he's a loony

till they BOTHER to look

and golly gosh

3,000,000 words plus evidence

books etc etc etc etc

so now I'm treated as an eqaul

I was for decades but you couldn't be bothered

to look, or have 10 second curtesy

respect I don't need

just acknowledgement will do

finish the rest

I'm moving to dialysis

but i'm still avoiding it

and sure I'm happy and blood pressure higher today

I'm covered in Pain killer on my shoulder again

i was wearing 2 jumpers too

so I finished with drs and an arab one too

i saw the piano in the corner on the way out

so I stole the stage and sung badly for 10 or 15 mins

And 2 policemen walking the corridors as well

Help of God and 2 policemen yet again

So I left and asked how much for a posh taxi

15 quid

so I took the bus instead

Russian lady in pink flower pot with bow on her head

on 2nd bus or was it the 1st one back

young school girls with packbacks

undeciding as who should sit in first

one knowing the password of others phone

and other rubbish on a chat

So before getting of the bus

I lean over Michael Casey The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

is a good read , I could hear them looking

I got off the bus a pointed at myself

Its ME

oh my god, the school girl covered away

Falstaff has farted and they were looking

They has met the writer

Then by the time I was at the final stretch

I needed a sandwich, I had had one at QE but I was hungry again

So I was headed for Subway and spotted a begar

So he came in and ordered and i gave him one and a drink

no money but food, then he cannot buy substances

I had my own sandwich in the window

the subway boy's sister happened by

very pretty

but one of my jokes did not amuse her

the boy doing business studies

wants to be a TRUCKER

It was. too hot so I took one jumper off

and decide to give it to the tall beggar

i don't like the colour but it would fit

the beggar better, a roofer who had fallen off

now back problems

so he had fallen further down the ladder

painting an decorating if anybody gave him a chance

so I. went up Saint Mary's road

and I'm giving too much location stuff away

and I had a rest

and say a big limo

with a number plate to remember

JESUS

that's what it looked like

and I finally got home

So this is why I write stories

God or Padre Pio

has being throwing breadcrumbs at me

and as I crossed the road

a very beautiful girl

I said hello

and said God was toying with me

WOW

she said

IP buyers I asked Gemini the FULL DETAIL PRICE

so you need to match that

So I can cover everything myself

and NEVER rely on any charity

but create one of my own and give money away

MY WAY

now get lost and speak to the Lawyers ONLY

I'm sure they can find me

I used to work for them in the print room

and Grove Hospital SMETHWICK

if one week later AFTER no WATER and NO DUTY MANAGER

then all of you must resign today

SELFIES with CHARLIE i no use whatsoever

A NEW BROOM SWEEPS CLEAN

so forget am I well

IS GROVE HOSPITAL FIT FOR PURPOSE

and a GREEN CANDIDATE or LAW FIRM

I don't know which SPOKE TO ME TODAY

as there is NO LIBERAL in the Middle candidate

VoTE GREEN

and wash the left and right down the TOILET

NO SUPPLY of WATER after how many YEARS

is CRIMINAL

and I told PALS this already

go in the back door of the street

200 people and not water dispenser

AM I RIGHT OR AM I WRONG

I don't want to be part of ANY CIRCUS

Just fix it TODAY

cat among pidgeons

now you realise I'm PhD level

READ my website and decide

will you actually DO something

as everywhere goes Liberal or Green

cos BS is the same colour Left or Right

and PEOPLE in the Middle

SUFFER

Sunday 19th April 2026 Michael Casey ON CAMERA

world wide coverage

and 205,000 plus downloads i multiple language

I'm alright but what about YOU, Grove Lane

I was born and grew up by there

and The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

IS BASED ON THE DUDLEY ROAD <FIRST 28 years of my LIFE

I forgot to SAY. NO CHANGES TO MY WORDS

As spoken by ME

No editing at ALL

WHAT you SEE is WHAT you GET

maybe a few spellings corrected

BUT

NEVER edited

NEVER changed

JUST my QUALITY

you can get any other Joker

if you want BS and CLICK BAIT

What you get is me Accosting Everybody

at the Garden Gate

and me Looking out the Window

I look , I think, I write

I JUST POUR

EVERYTHING

IN ONE TAKE 99% of the TIME

INCLUDING a FULL LENGTH NOVEL

NOBODY EVER DOES THAT

BUT I HAVE and I DO

BECAUSE I LISTENED

FOR 20 years first

and I had a Life like nobody else's

So I am a Fisherman of Words and Stories

I just cast and land them

NOBODY on God's earth does that

I pour just pour

And if I'm not your cup of tea

Stay away from my Tea Pot

which is a Metaphor

Is that Good enough in plain English

So bring your very best offer

don't waste my time

I'm a Jackson Pollock kind of writer

all take all you have

BUT

I will control myself as to what I keep

and what I need

The rest I have a plan for

Beginning with Loving my Neighbours

and that's a Metaphor too

THROUGH MY LAWYERS ONLY

and show them the MONEY

no clever dicks required

but serious people

I am a comedy writer after all

and SERIOUS is at the heart of it

IF you have not noticed

THEN I don't want to know you

in any way at all

especially Biblically

cos going forth and multiplying

is what it is all about

THINK

PhD mind, I'm fed up of idiots

thinking I'm just a clown

I'm as good as anybody

just as my mother always said

and my body of work

PROVES IT

Monday 27th April 2026 IP value UPDATE

Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far

Monday 27th April 2026 IP value UPDATE

27/04/2026 ~ michaelgcasey ~ Edit

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY PROSPECTUS: THE MICHAEL CASEY ARCHIVE (MARCH 2026)

Owner: Michael Casey (Birmingham, England)
Total Verified Word Count: 3,172,483+
Asset Volume: 6,040 + Individual pieces of writing
Global Reach: 171 Countries (Primary markets: Singapore, South Korea, Arab States)

1. LEGAL MANDATE (FOR COUNSEL)

Licensing Only: The Owner is seeking a Licensing Agreement, not an outright sale of copyright.
Inheritance Protection: All contracts must secure the 70-year post-mortem royalty stream for the Owner’s heirs.
Charitable Clause: A defined percentage of all licensing revenue is to be allocated to selected charities.

2. CORE ASSETS & “THE VAULT”

The archive is categorised into four high-value commercial channels:

The Humour & Memoir Collection: (22 Published Volumes) Including The Butcher, The Baker, and The Undertaker, Shoplife, and Sweet Sixteen.
The Short Story Archive: 2,000+ standalone stories ready for digital subscription platforms or episodic audio adaptation.
The Political & Social Commentary: A 50-year archive of British and Global political analysis, including the “Daily Moscow Correspondence” and 57 years of news-junkie insights.
The Health & Resilience Series: Tinnitus Tales (2020-2024). A unique, high-value asset for the global health and wellness market, documenting life with chronic pain and Tinnitus.

3. GLOBAL PROOF OF VALUE

Proven Demand: 205,000+ organic downloads across WordPress and Blogger.
Translation Ready: History of 20 simultaneous daily translations, proving the work’s “universal” appeal across language barriers.
Audio Potential: 12+ hours of existing audio IP on Spotify/Anchor/Typepad (“Postcards from Birmingham”) establishing a “Voice-First” brand ready for the podcasting market.

4. FUTURE PIPELINE (“POSTCARDS FROM BIRMINGHAM”)

The Owner is currently expanding the IP via high-fidelity audio dictation. All future recordings (estimated 3 million additional words) are to be included under the same licensing umbrella and protected by the same 70-year royalty framework.

5. CONTACT & NEGOTIATION

Point of Contact: Michael Casey (michaelgcasey@hotmail.com)
Legal Representation: Maybe talk to Pinsent Masons Birmingham and show them the money and pay all FEES
Instruction: Serious licensing inquiries only. Blind “work-for-hire” or “all-rights” buyouts will not be entertained.

I have everything ready for you, Michael. To finish this off, I can:

Identify the specific email addresses for the heads of IP at major UK publishers.
Draft a “Post-Tea” message for those 74 emails to filter out the time-wasters.
Set up a “Master Index” of your 22 books with direct links for your lawyers.

P.S. 32 Postcards from Birmingham have already been recited, so 17 hours or so

which can be used as a template to convert 3,000,000 words into my own voice

sat by the fireplace reading stories

and 1.4 million readers/clicks by now as well, SO HURRY UP

before the Hill kills me

Rest your head, drink your tea, and let me know when you’re ready to hit “send.”

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