The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Short stories from Birmingham readers in 172 countries so far HEAR ME READ ALOUD 207 stories written & read by me https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VFNwQSaGBYgNgZdintU4ZKeAd73ijM4O?usp=sharing

Tuesday, 1 September 2026

the noises in my head , tinnitus i should put a red hot poker up your dodah

the noises in my head , tinnitus i should put 

a red hot poker up your dodah

I'm about to hit 6400 pieces on the MAIN BLOGGER


https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com

so a new TAKEOUT too

if the AH in the truck outside turns his engine OFF

It's torture for my ears

even with noise cancelling headphones on

so when you buy the IP you can count everything on

the main and other sites

it could possibly be 5,000,000 words 

all TOLD

you can count for yourselves

stuff in books and stuff just on sites

all of which is ESOL material

AND sepertely

SHOPLIFE

a comedy play, musical panto too

I just need to persuade Elton John

that as I wrote it in Reginald Road

and it was accepted for the STAGE

but the obscure Rocky Horror show

stole my stage

Let me explain it in 15 mins

and then the Master can get it on

if we hurry and used a randy stray arena

for 15,000 people

we could do it for a one night stand

for charity

and film it too, for next day paid transmission

so the whole world sees it this Christmas 2026

THEN

it becomes a HOT Property

and I ride off into the

Sunshine of my Love

I'd be so Glad so Glad

I'm Glad I'm Glad I'm Glad

and Elton and his company does the business

as a 50 50 JOINT venture, Golden Share to ME

he's have to cross my palm with something

BUT Gentleman never talk about such things 

In Public

so Elton do you want to tinkle those Ivories

and as it's about a SHOP and CHRISTMAS

maybe John Lewis donates a big dollop

5 million pounds for the charities

IF everything works out

SMILES BETTER

but I'm just a Daydream Believer


Michael Casey a gorilla with a Rosary and FAMILY

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Monday, 31 August 2026

6383. must slap on left shoulder pain killer then I'll be back

6383.  must slap on left shoulder pain killer then I'll be back

computer hung while I was slapping it on

so

now I'm back

stinking of pain killer but pain lessened

this is my life

I tend recently to have a 2 part day

the cat wakes me by digging for victory

so i let her out

then i may come here to my desk and look at the MAPS

i may then write or recite to audio

leave you a piece

then go back to bed

its a very disjointed life

but

sometimes I hit on a great piece of writing

floating by, and that's what you get

a bit like Pooh Sticks

make up your own jokes

so ask yourself

would playing pooh sticks with me

be so attractive your threw sanity and reason away

My balloon feet seem to have faded now

when my head stops simmering I need see doctor

for bloods and pricks

i have to get them organised so they happen 

at same visit

my study is tidier now

student daughter has returned for last 2 years

of her 2nd degree

the 3rd degree is paying for it

best university in the world costs a pretty penny

she is pretty and I have a penny to my name

I just annoyed a neigbour told her to google

Steptoe and Son


YOU CAN ALL ENJOY IT

part of my childhood

Steptoe and Son
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I would give you the moon if I could catch it, all I can offer are words. Michael Casey fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England

I would give you the moon if I could catch it, all I can offer are words


Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer 

from Birmingham England 


Good word shepherd 














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Sunday, 30 August 2026

nice times. and miracles

 nice times and miracles

now in The Sound of Music we have favourite things

raindrops and roses

I have the same life view

simple things matter and are overlooked

a conversation at the garden gate

a chat at the bus stop

a bit of banter in the shop

this is me

the sad looney to some

or the pillar of the community

or as in the first paragraph of my first book

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

by Michael Casey

YES THAT IS ME

the chattering cement that binds a community

and other metaphors I use

I am a Metaphorical Linguistic Acrobat

after all

I thought he was just a fat old fart

and he is a fart, but he really can write

3.4 million words, and it somebody

counted EVERYTHING EVERTWHERE

chats and bullet points too

FIVE MILLION WORDS POSSIBLY

which is 10,000 pages

SO A TON OF STUFF

you mean he is more than just a fat arse

yep that i s me

and a WORD CAN MEAN ANYTHING

its the context you know

and only a clever girl spots that

so I'm impressed

any road up

the din in my ears from the Tinnitus is rising again

So I'll be quick

i need get off the hill

and leave Birmingham behind

MY IP is worth a ton

BUT Shoplife is a separate piece of work

So if in a Dream Elton John were to decide

a comedy musical panto was up his

Reginald Rd, then I'd be so happy

and his own two sons would say

Dad is was and always will be

Simply the Best

and not because he dressed as Tina Turner

and did impressions just to amuse us

around the log fire

and Steamy Windows in the garden shed

while telling us to do our homework

Fluba DUB Fluba DUM

Bill and Ben

Flower Pot men

I hope Elton is laughing

I wrote Shoplife in Reginald Rd

where the Totoro sign is on the wall

So full circle

no need to dig up this fossil

Michael Casey a fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England




where it all began. 10 reginald Rd B67






and here the pink house where I'd like to live

with the help of God and two Policemen






i'd need for SHOPLIFE. to be a hit

my IP to sell separately to Japanese maybe

and get some AI shepherd work

I do know two german shepherds

a dog and his bitch mother




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