Saturday, 6 December 2025

Enter the Dragon

Enter the Dragon

Singapore you will not be beaten

WOOSH

you have a target and its HONG KONG

judging by the surge Singapore

has reacted

you need to run rabbit run

to catch HONG KONG

will you do it

go on make  my day

and maybe you are the Business partner

for Manga Michael Casey idea

who knows

Singapore girl come fly with me








Michael Casey

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I've updated this today 13th April 2023

I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades.

Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ...

I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 35 years now

But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger

Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio.

He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him

50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing.

I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray

I've also had an interest in Politics for 50 years

with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians.

I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally

produced by a Theatre.

The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else.....

I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration.

I also ignore those who just cannot write.

Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say.

I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry

I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000

If you include "chats" about 4200+ samples, not in a jar either

so if you count Everything maybe 3,000,000 words

the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them.

My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

You can read translations of it here on this site https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

Up to 22 different languages/translations have been read on the same day

via this site, here on Wordpress and my 3 Bloggers

so you have no excuse, find your own language

and read

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

This proves to me that the humour does travel

I have readers in over 162 countries now

From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West

Or its just a hit man on the run,

or whatever Unknown Region Means

It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff

I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess.

which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

all by word of mouth. and 50,000 in Xmas week 2021

If you add up all the Translated downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000

when somebody stole the file.

I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed,

40,000 maybe but I got no money for it

I also had a low budget film producer take a look at it back in 2013

Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor laugh

Radio People say they like my style

So close but no cigar is the story of my life, so all you power people, do something useful

HELP ME REACH FOR THE SKY from my position in the gutter looking at the stars

As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales

21 years altogether, and I was born in the shadow of a Brewery

I also was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years.

I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day..

and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, I knew I could teach.

I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment

beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters

and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters

I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 19 stone George Clooney look alike

Laugh or Die so to speak

I believe my short stories could be used to help teach English, just package them up correctly

or App them into Michael Casey Story Jukebox

What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one

We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh

I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore.

But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother

But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past

4 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out.

Tinnitus is a curse, I wake up with so much noise in my head every morning

for 3 hours I'm terrified for hours till it calms down

It's no joke, drives you to the edge of insanity and beyond

Go Google if you don't believe me

I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young,

maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress.

April 2023 I now have a better mattress and duvet too

That's the end of the tidy version of my life,

if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed.

Though I've never been much of a drinker, too many alcoholic lodgers

puts you off alcohol

To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:-

1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

2.Shoplife

3.Essays and Plays

4.Blogs 2011

5.300 and Not OUT

6.Shorts 2013

7.More Shorts 2014

8.Quick Stories

9.Still Alive 2015

10.Undiscovered Words 2016

11.Still Smiling 2017

12.Altogether Now

13.New Horizons

14.14 Up

15.15 Down

16.Sweet Sixteen

17. 17 Again

18. 18 New Views

19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole

20. 2020 Words

21. Fresh Fields 70,400 words written so far

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks

Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600 pages,

if ever I get around to writing it, however I really need

a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland,

and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. From Typist to Muse...

We go on to have 4 children and form a Kpop band, and I'd be the manager

the kids would be called Mathew Mark Luke and John in whatever

is the Korean/Japanese or whatever language the typist speaks

its better to dream than just die

ok, that's your lot,

p.s. Don't forget I have readers all over the world, everywhere there is Electricity

or maybe only Foreigners like me,

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read, on the same day,

along with my Quick Stories collection of short stories and other books

I've placed online in multiple languages

so Media groups do get in touch

2000 plus copies of Quick Stories in Korean have been downloaded

and 1000s of Arabic translations too

other languages are there too, just so you all suffer equally

Maybe only foreigners find me funny, or I should just look in that mirror

email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

or send a message via Wordpress REAL PEOPLE NOT FRAUDS

Spammers beware

I don't want any prizes, and I don't believe you have millions to share with me

or you are dying. I never click links, too many years using computers, 44, so I

know just how much damage RUBBISH can do

Leave me in Peace to write when Tinnitus isn't killing me

not unless you are a speed typist who wants to type for free

while I repose on the sofa behind you

Then just maybe Tears for a Butcher will be written

a 600 page sequel to The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Michael Casey

aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

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Producing Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England

Hello Japan, spotted you are reading Quick Stories.

YOU can buy all my stuff on Amazon and then I can move house

so that the HILL I live on doesn't kill me. No exaggeration,

So the idea is simple. I have 3 million words

Japan University students will be studying their courses in ENGLISH in 2026, weeks away

SO you can fill your Kindle with my books from Amazon

OR if I get a business partner

WE can slice and dice my 3,000,000 words into easy to eat bite size Manga Comics

Learn English the Michael Casey from Birmingham Way

Say 20 stories PRINTED CLEARLY so you don't have to SQUINT

with manga style cartoons and QR codes to Vocabulary and context online

SO you can read me on the SUBWAY or in bed with your teddy bear, or just wearing a teddy

Whatever way makes you comfortable

So 5 minute stories TEACH you ENGLISH

SIMPLE

I relearnt my Spanish by 15 mins a day method, Every day for 3 months 15 mins

and that was enough for my Barcelona misadventure in 1999, my final one

Before my SHANGHAI life began

AND yes doubters I really was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school

Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary was my outside grading

SO I'm not a mickey mouse person

25 years of living with Shanghai Chinese

So Japan think about it

Manga Michael Casey and do not look down at me

China has English language skills by 100s of millions of People

and Japan?

Time to catch Up

and I am the method. If you want boring go elsewhere

If you want to. smile as you learn and go FURTHER

then Manga Michael Casey or just load up your Kindle

www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC

Simple and cheap, just like me

NOW How to Produce Michael Casey

Jeff Bezos, this is an idea for you

You have a troop of actors/directors/set directors etc Like Repertory Theatre

give them 10 stories of mine to produce

They learn their trade and you could swop in and out actors etc

So 10 easy pieces become 30. All very cheaply made

You can even make a documentary about it

The making of Michael Casey from Birmingham England's stories

WHY DO THIS

because you get material for AMAZON PRIME and you train up folks

and give them all a chance

you can view the 3 different versions of each story because 10 have become 30

and decide which to broadcast BUT the other 20 can be viewed online somewhere

and the feedback can help you, because the AUDIENCE feedback will help you realise

WHO the audience like, so then the actor/director etc floats to the top

Low budget but high production values

To be discussed over a beer with me, live or virtual

SIMPLE

So simple why have you not done it already

AND

Because there is so much material you train all the folks you need

THEN

you can do a bigger budget

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

my full length novel

and the sequel is in the works

Tears for a Butcher , with thrilling set pieces

maybe Guy Richie IF both of you are persuaded

There is 12 hours of audio online already too

So a Dam Buster of ideas

SPLASH

its up to Jeff Bezos or any of those people to dip their toes in the water

Zuckerberg and his Ilk can showcase stuff on their platforms

such as London Life with ********** I have an idea for that too

Money is what I lack, and Billionaires Poodles have more spent on them

I am and remain just a gorilla with a Rosary

and I get better results than AI


gorilla with a Rosary Michael Casey
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I've updated this 15th Sept 2024 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 3,000,000 Words worth over 36years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 102 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 56 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 56 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 35 years ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 5000 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 167 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 167 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20+ years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 5 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down or not at all, a merry go around of noise That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. Fresh Fields, i decided was a better title, when the USA election is over I'll launch it 96,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. my 2 daughters are at University now, so if you finally pay me, I can pass it on to them And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me, it is the worse thing in my life ever, and I've had far to many horrible things. That's why I go the other direction and write comedy Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm 

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Friday, 5 December 2025

TAKEOUT READY so Hong Kong do you want it?

TAKEOUT READY so Hong Kong do you want it?

It's 10gig

all the photos too I think

5700 pieces nearly

So if anybody wants my stuff

I can give them a copy on a USB

BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY ME, Publishers and Media Folk

and AI Training Blokes

by coincidence yesterday it was ready now I'm downloading it

I sent a random email toda  a pretty lady

If she replies and wants my treasure I'm ready

if she sends me a BIG USB stick

But the chances of that happening

are like

Jeff Dean and Zuckerberg arguing in a dime store

about which bedsocks  send  me for Christmas

and maybe a Samsung 7 Triple phone too

so they can have my undivided attention

Meanwhile Jeff Bezos head appears hiding in the bowling bowls

He knows I'm rubbish, at bowling I mean , and is going to take me bowling

And make a Queen of Me, there is only one King, TRUMP

So that's the story and I have thousands

But getting paid, for them or getting a gig teaching AI

is next to impossible like a dream

BUT

last night I had a strange dream which Gemini explained for me

But I think she has too much starch in her knickers

and as for Zuckerberg

He's in his bat cave doing all the laundry

A hen pecked man at home, wishing he has a friend

like Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham

BUT I'm not on Facebook

HA HA  HA, or is it HO HO HO


my bit of a basque look



my hotel or bouncer look



recently look

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Thursday, 4 December 2025

the level of tinnitus is like crickets on lsd , so loud

the level of tinnitus is like crickets on lsd , so loud

so I'm taking no prisoners today

i can curse better that an foundry man

so if i fake, we love you, emails today

if I rely i'll not be polite

i was going to go to the post office

but the noise in my head is horrendous

you lot cannot believe it

go into the server room of your AI company

its like the sound from a scifi horror film

as the aliens eat Ripley's head off

not nice

the sheer amount of will power you need

to survive it

i don't know where i get it  from

though i did read recently

any "trials' God gives, you get enough energy to endure it

so if you follow that logic

you know the ending

so you'll really really suffer

so you can endure it

because you know you will

it's like skipping to the last page of a book

and seeing the ending

I'd rather not read that book at all

but this is my life

with pain from arthritis on top

though Tinnitus is the worse

pain ever in my life

and you all think its just a little buzz

thank god you don't have mine

I've switched my music to something else

Tones and cold and wind are amongst the triggers

NOW one of the houses I've been lusting after has gone

not that I could afford it

I'm still waiting for all of you to buy books

and stop being free readers

JAPAN

you could create Manga mags with all my content in

to help teach English to Japanese students

2026 in Japan University courses will be taught in ENGLISH

to force them to learn English

It was in the Japan Times

so there's a business opportunity

3 million words, 20+ books on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true



Sawgrass Mills top 2007 or so,  2015  Uncool Dad of the Year award with. this photo

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