Monday, 1 December 2025

well its December so I can start bellowing Merry Christmas

well its December so I can start bellowing Merry Christmas

I used to work in a hotel for 3 years and teach for 1 year

so I am great at projecting

Hong Kong continues to love my writing

or is it an AI grazing

I've also Updated my ABOUT details on Wordpress

I may have missed a bit, but here it is below

Audio, 12 hours or so of me reading my stuff is on google drive, link below


Like I say if HK or anybody actually bought a few books I'd move house

to B17 and not have to worry about the steep hill.

That's all WATCH Golden Kamuy live action film in Japanese

it is wonderful, I'll be watching the follow on series next

IF I had a partner I would MANGA my stories and use them to

teach English to Japanese University students

or Chinese or Korean, whoever wanted to partner with me on the venture

ok, thanks again HK, and tonight Korea did download a few books in Korean

so thank you as well


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Sunday, 30 November 2025

The Hail Mary Gardens


Don't replace ballroom at White House 

Have an allotment instead 
Representative of all
States. Food and flowers 💐 
The Hail Mary Gardens 




Simple solution humble prayers. Michael Casey the Birmingham England writer of humour for everyone 



Not just 
The butcher the baker and the undertaker.
My very first book 📚
 

from a gorilla with a Rosary
Michael Casey Birmingham humour writer, that's in England by the way

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Saturday, 29 November 2025

so the christmas tree. has landed so we can all start saying Merry Xmas

so the christmas tree. has landed so we can all start saying Merry Xmas













this year its tall not a wide fat one

SO

Hong Kong thanks for reading me

Last Christmas our Shanghai mother in law came for 6 weeks

this xmas no granny, time has gone so fast

Last Christmas immigration refused to let granny in

despite a 10 year visa

Maybe it was her Chinese name and her daughter was a Mrs Casey

so my wife and my daughter who were picking her up

messaged me and i had to find the wife's passport

and send an image to her which she sent to her mum

other side of immigration to prove the relationship

so God was having a joke maybe

WE had toyed with the idea of two gay friends picking her up

But that would have been far more interesting at Passport control

an old shanghai lady being picked up by young gay men

anyway grannie came, she saw and she conquered

and I hurt my back a year ago as well, and i walked

around like Groucho Marx for a month

while grannie invaded the house

HONG KONG you know its true

you have grannies too

we were incidentally also able to do a few good deeds

which I applaud my Shanghai mother in law for

for God is good

Now as my head rubbles on

Hong Kong why waste your time on me

Is it a punishment?

whoever is stirring the rice in the take away

has to read aloud my stories as a punishment

Whoever is doing high finance has to learn English

with Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer for Birmingham

such a punishment

or. is it from school

YOU WILL READ ALL OF MICHAEL CASEY FROM BIRMINGHAM

your English teacher you hate so much

but she has a secret crush on Michael Casey

if only if only if only

But she has 3 PhDs, and he is just a man from the gutter

but he tickles her fancy, whatever that means

so many multiple meanings

you need AI to explain it to you

But she is a Gemini so is that half the story

could she be his scribe

No

She'll just go stir rice for her granny

to get those thoughts out of her head

Oh Micky your so fine, oh Micky 

keeps on repeating in her head

its the only song on the cassette in granny's place

but he is M I C H A E L   C A S E Y from Birmingham

pronounced birmingUM .

he's just a gorilla with a Rosary because he shrunk 2 jumpers

and he looked so fat in the photo

1 shrunken jumper he gave to a gay travelling gardener

2nd shrunken jumper he gave to the Amazon man

the 3rd was missized so was too small anyway

so his sister had it 

one, twice three times a LOSER

so never good enough for a triple PhD self made billionaire girl

from Hong Kong

and now you know where the stories come from

I look to the stars and join up all the dots

It's All in the Stars , you know

which was a funny story I wrote in 1998 I think

and that girl did not want me either

so Merry Christmas Hong Kong

and thank you all

you could buy a few books 

on Amazon, but egg fried noodles 

might be better for you

https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Michael-Casey/author/B00571G0YC?ref_=dbs_p_pbk_r00_abau_000000&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true



you could shave me too, just like in James Bond

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I'm going to bed now

I'm going to bed now

my tinnitus is gale force so I probably not sleep

BUT

Russia is falling apart and Belarus too

So if the Russian Army is wise

They will turn around and go back to Moscow

as the country is going bankrupt

10,000 Chinese trucks stuck at the border

So no supplies coming in

People NOT being paid in Russia

so FORCED to take unpaid holidays

and figures massaged

Russian naval vessel fell over in the water

Gold bars being sold like a yard sale by the banks

All the Russian money in Western banks probably lost

And on it goes

So its time the conscripts said

NO NO NO

and return to Moscow

Dying for Private Putin

and the Czars 

when they could be home tonight and playing with the kids

Nothing is Impossible to God

so end this war, vote with your feet

1,000,000 dead is enough

listen to the Immaculate Heart of Mary

because Private Putin is heartless



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Friday, 28 November 2025

It's all in the Mind, a repeat from 10 years ago. somebody was reading this just so here it is again

Thursday, 13 February 2025

It's all in the Mind, a repeat from 10 years ago

Thursday, 3 September 2015

Its all in the mind



It’s all in the Mind ©
By Michael Casey

I was thinking about styles of writing, and how some writers are more explicit than others, and some just cannot write anything, they are bad writers. Selling millions does not make you a good writer, some readers will accept badly written words because the story is good. Me, if the storyteller is bad I just don’t want to know, I have to put the book down.
So let me try and write something and see if I can put pictures in your mind, without actually being explicit, if you like a blind man telling a story.

When I first met Annette she was the love of my life, I just had to A her, and in reply she just had to B me, so we Aed and Bed  for a few weeks as we got to know each other. Then it got deeper, I Ced her and she Ded me, I then Eed her on her neck and she Fed me all over my, my, well you’ll have to imagine it for yourself.

Then the landlady threw a bucket of water over us, as if we were dogs in the street, though we were of course nothing like that at all. So we went back to her place to dry our clothes off. We hung our clothes on the fireguard in front of the fire. We were almost Ged, but not quiet. But as I looked at her and she looked at me, Nature decided to joint in. I Hed and she Jed, we were both embarrassed and happy at the same time, Nature is Nature after all, you don’t need a subscription to the National Geographic to know that.

So removed what was left of our clothes, we were now proudly naked in front of each other and the steaming fire guard. We Ked to the floor and she began to L and I Med, Led and Med over and over. Steam was coming from us now, not just the fire guard. We stopped to N, it’s important to N, so we Ned, before we Oed, and Oed and Oed again. Oing is Oing, all with toing and froing.

We stopped for a pint of Stella Artois, two in fact, a third we poured over our bodies. As the steam rose we continued, Peed as farts we continued, Qing and Qing, slow, slow, quick quick slow, we Qed and Qed. Then we Red, and Red, we needed a little rest after all, so we Red and Red.

Then we Sed and Sed with renewed vigour, started again with renewed vigour. Then we hit a T, so we Ted it, we knocked it high in the air and chipped it, a tee shot, which was a birdie. The we tried a bit of U, just for variety we Ued and Ued again, we were giving it the full alphabet after all. Then we Ved, we just had to V, a V is essential in a full relationship. The steam from the washing on the fireguard rose even more, as did the steam from the Stella Artois on our bodies.

Then we Wed, we had enough energy left so we Wed, we were breathless, we were Xed, totalled Xed, we were exhausted. Then we had another pint of Stella Artois before we went for the Y, a Y just had to be done, why we Yed I’ll never know. We did it, we had reached nirvana, we were exhausted and smelt of Stella Artois. Our clothes were dry, so we covered our nakedness, but not before we had a quick Z, I Zed her and she Zed me, we were so happy.

Thus concludes, it’s all in the mind, I was just teaching you all the alphabet, so I hope you will not need a repeat lesson, the A to Z of whatever it was you were thinking of, me I have no idea what you were thinking of. 

On y soit qui mal y pense as the French say.   


at   
my angry santa look, so dom't annoy me, hahahahhahah
 


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5680 I nearly missed a day today 28th Nov 2025

5680 I nearly missed a day today  28th Nov 2025

I managed to hurt my back yesterday, a reoccurring problem since 2008/9

and With heavy storms brewing my Tinnitus percolates too

So I'm here now

I've been abusing Meta AI and Gemini in the night

If I cannot sleep due to my tinnitus then AI is a distraction

I also pray the Rosary, I'm far from Holy, but this is me

a Gorilla with a Rosary

Now as Taylor Swift sings to me what have I to say today

Well I saw on TV how 10,000 Chinese trucks are stuck

on the way to Russia

and that Russia was going bankrupt

But Trump in his ignorance won't stop ALL the money

and instead is giving away Ukraines treasure to an Agressor

so he can claim another victory, but in his own mind anyway

SIT DOWN KING

Trump is obviously so unwell, and his team Liars

It does not bode well for the world

But USA folks bitch but never VOTE enough

and is. not ready for a Woman , Black or Latino

so AOC get the Senate seat first and in the Future

see the lay of the land

As a dad of two very clever daughters I know

a woman is more than good enough 

but USA is having a nervous breakdown

Trump has corrupted EVERYTHING

and Folks believed his LIES

so he has to be PURGED and PUKED up

before USA GOP can start again

Trump no Kings Law has to be enacted

STATING again what the constitution says

and then Maybe USA will get on the right track again

LIES are always LIES

no matter how often they are repeated 

AND

Tanya Chutkan


should be made a Supreme Court Judge

with the corrupt ones ousted

you all know whom

so that's my view from here in Birmingham 

England

I have to say  ENGLAND cos lazy people don't realise

What more can I say

YES, HONG KONG so many tears you must have

and you all read me like crazy this past month

So be sad and never forget those you have lost

BUT

Laughter and Stories about them is the best Memorial

for all of us live forever in our stories

Never growing older, but remembered and loved

forever till the end of Time itself

so Hong Kong you will smile again

There will be sunshine of your love

Forever




most people think I'm a bouncer, but I claim to be a Writer, you decide for yourself
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Thursday, 27 November 2025

Prayer Knows no boundaries

 




sometimes there are no words, maybe today is one of those days

Peace in every way to everybody

Fatima calling

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