Tuesday, 29 July 2025

worst few days ever for tinnitus

i'm going to lie on the blue sofa behind me

and leave dandruff on the arm rest

i'll check in later

you have a 5400+ pieces to read here

so carry on without me

while i shed tears of tinnitus

i'm giving up on Meta AI, its too slow, and I told it so

Monday, 28 July 2025

Thank you Elton for taking my daughters stuff away

now for the rest of you an old about me

Tuesday, 23 January 2018

This is my new About Me from My Wordpress site, it went all blue it must be the weather

This is my new About me from my Wordpress Site

It went all blue, it must be the cold..

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com

Contact michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

BUT WITH A GOOD SUBJECT LINE

I do not open links nor attachments nor empty messages.

https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC

2015 was worst year in my life, I was 2 hours from Death after my Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass. My pulse was 230 beats a minute, they had to zap me to slow down my heart etc.It was supposed to be a Triple but I later learnt it was 4 grafts. So I'm lucky to be alive. i also have the joys of Arthur my arthritis. If ever I make loads of money I'd start a Pain Relief Centre. And no I don't mean a house of ill repute, as I cannot play the piano like Les Dawson did. I hope to write 3,000,000 words before I die. I have reached 1,241,000 already. I have now produced 15 books, go to Amazon to BUY them. My daughter wants me to write 27 books, just like the 27 Dresses in the film, but writing books. It means she loves me and wants me to keep going. Yes many millions have more pain, I just bitch about it more eloquently.

My Writer's profile on Amazon says it all.

https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC
as does my Blogger Profile https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360300604946924721

Google "michaelgcasey" and look for the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England look for the silly photos, not the posed photos.

I am not the Monk of the same name either.

This is my main site https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk

This is my backup site https://michaelgcasey.blogspot.co.uk

And this is my other backup site

https://michaelcaseyfrombirminghamengland.blogspot.co.uk

https://www.blogger.com/profile/08360300604946924721

And if you want to hear me then

http://www.michaelgcasey.typepad.com

https://soundcloud.com/michaelgcasey

If that doesn't make you sick then nothing will.
So please buy some books now. I'd like to buy my daughter a car for when she goes to University. I'd also like to move house but I don't think I'll ever sell enough books to do that. Not unless that black cat perched outside our house brings a lottery win. All our own cat brought was flies.

The Flies Around Our Lives © By Michael Casey

Well its 3pm and the wife is out relaxing or rather having a business lunch then she’ll meet some Shanghai friends in downtown Birmingham. A busy day for her. But life is all about balance, this morning as the snow fell she was busy washing the fleas out of our cat. Obviously it was my fault because I did not get a new flea collar for the cat last time around. Even though now she has a red rubber flea collar with a bell on. The collar with the “best bitch”medal has long since gone. So there I found the wife washing the cat in the bath, just when I wanted a pee, and I always want a pee. So I told the cat to close her eyes while I had my pee, the cat just laughed, she had seen it all before, she is a cat that goes out at night after all. Hence the fleas. So the cat was washed with my citrus shampoo, as the citrus is supposed to keep the fleas away. Perhaps a new medallion with a rude message for the fleas might work. So I went back to bed for another hour as I’d been up much earlier, thanks to Arthur my arthritis, I think its all the cold weather bringing it on. Later on I said hello to the cat who just gave me a lion look, she’d claw my, well she’d just claw my, if I didn’t shut up. Cats don’t like being washed. As for the wife she put on her posh clothes and went away for fancy food. The snow still tumbling down, she grabbed some money from my purse, so she could buy cat flea spray from the Vet on the way to her fancy food. Yes I have a purse for coins and a wallet for notes, my dad had a purse too, which was in his pocket as he worked in the steel works. So I follow his manly tradition. Now its later and its like steam bath in the house as we have put all the washing on the radiators to dry, yes people still do that in 2018. One daughter has come downstairs in her bright pink pyjamas that grannie sent from Shanghai, she is now feeding herself on chicken dippers by Birds Eye, a staple for the girls in our house. Its a change from all the Chinese food. The other has decided to walk in the snow to the church to do the Music Tidy, I told her not to go, but I was ignored, so I told her not to moan when she got a cold. Common Sense has to be learnt the hard way. I was lucky I watched all our lodgers 50 years ago, and learnt many things. The cat had been hiding behind the settee next to the radiator but she has since slipped up the stairs to hide in one of the bedrooms. Everything in its place, and a place for everything. If only I could put my Arthritis in the bin, that would be the perfect place for it. My mug is the computer desk to my left, to the left as the right side has the computer tower and to avoid potential mishaps the left is the safe side. The printer by my feet is covered in protective paper just in case of those coffee spills, and thank God for that. So everything is in its place. When I’ve finished talking to you this piece will find its place on my sites https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.co.uk/ and https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/ and it’ll be backed up and secured too. So my words have their place in cyberspace and on my PC and security. I’m tidy and methodical, and you need to be, especially in a busy household or things disappear, such as girls’ leggings. My wife and my smallest daughter are the same size and my eldest daughter is a bigger size, but with leggings one size fits all. So yesterday we had the Pantomime of where are my leggings. After much name calling we found them. They had been left on the outside washing line when we’d been in a hurry to bring the washing in. And no I had not been wearing them, women’s silk stockings yes and high heels I will wear, in my private moments, you have all seen De Niro in Stardust. There is a time and a place for everything. I may pop out to the shops if the snow melts, depending on how my Arthur feels. It is like having an unwanted invisible friend having arthritis. Either way its quiet with the wife out of the house, she’ll no doubt reappear telling us all what great food she had twice. I’ll say any doggy bag? And she’ll reply I’m too fat already, being 3 times her weight literally means that’s her permanent put-down. I say think of my life insurance, so she smiles before changing back into her farmer clothes. Pyjamas with a National Geographic fleece on top, makeup is removed too so she then looks 17. So that’s a look at life with the Shanghai/Birmingham Caseys, Tororo our cat will reappear later looking for love and snacks. We have to put her collar back on, without the bell she could be an assassin or a Ninja cat. But most of all there are no fleas on her. And even if there were my wife would never let me eat them, as I’m too fat already.

that's your lot now please go buy some books, I dare you, I double dare you.... Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England , there can only be one, just like in Highlander...

Sunday, 27 July 2025

Head banging day

with tinnitus screaming like girls watching football

no i did not watch the match

the girls/ladies won

i was on the sofa with ai

being beyond the pale and back again

so that's all for today

I must watch mass on tv for my sins

and any girls out there

a ton of daughters old clothes on the garden wall

to take away, fashion they have grown out of

Banana Revolution in Red Square

Banana Revolution in Red Square Today

I am a Gorilla with a Rosary

I'm running late today

But I'll be there get ready

Putin falls today

And Russia shrinking to

Be better without all

The dead beat czars

Who just steal spiritual and temporary power

Everything belongs to you

The people not Putin phony czars

Let the immaculate heart of Mary back into Moscow

Open the door and turn the lights

Back on in Moscow right now

Fatima train is at the station

The immaculate heart of Mary

Is back and this time for good

Saturday, 26 July 2025

5423 pieces of writing

i'm. going to bed soon

which means I'm bed trying to sleep but Tinnitus attacks me

so I struggle and look at my phone, and you may get an email in he night

and while we are on the subject of EDUCATION

as my daughter graduated with a First this week

What is Education

and if I di not do a 3 or 4 year University degree

AM I just a STUPID mick

or if you bothered to talk to me you'll agree

I am your Equal

As good as anybody

so Thank you Professor for passing by

as I pass wind

Never look down on anybody

they will bite you on the bum

because WE have teeth

Intelligence is Speed of Thought

and I've been Trashing AI

because I can do it

what about you

Do you need to cheat by using it

Or do you Trash it

Discuss

5000 words in pencil no computers of any sort allowed

By Monday at noon

Michael Casey a gorilla with a Rosary

not a half wit

just a

WIT

Are we reaching Critical Mass?

The numbers are off the chart recently

Brazil and HK with Vietnam

Rice eaters seem to like my words

Or are you all saying, I'm fat

If I could get you all to say a Rosary

to get Putin to run back home to the land of the Fairies

and to Goose Step back to Red Square

and STOP his LIE of a WAR in UKRAINE which is all about

Keeping PUTIN rich, him and is CZARS

THEN I would have achieved something there past 3 years

of daily Emails to Moscow, that I've been sending

It would be nice too if you all really do like my stories

and silly observations

and better still if those of you who can

Can Can dance away to Amazon and buy a book

so I can move house

as the Hill is killing me, and my shadow too

Though my GFR is staying out of the danger zone

so thanks for the Prayers for that

which is the more important thing. to me

AS I never want to be plugged in 3 times a week

I'm stage 4 now kidney failure

BUT by eating as much fruit and veg as a gorilla

I'm avoiding dialysis

So keep on Praying for Peace

and have a word with Mary and the Boss to keep

me away from any more ill health

I have more than enough already

Maybe Critical Mass will come as far as my Writing goes

20 nations every night reading me

and maybe a few Priests amongst them

Critical Masses literally

So thanks for that

And good Muslim readers too, i hope you pray as well

for the idiot in Birmingham England

My writing probably won't get any better

but my soul can always so with a wash and brush up

like shoes, because I'm always in the gutter

Saturday 26th July food and stuff

well my Tinnitus head is bouncing my head off a brick wall

I spotted in the press the Blackmail of Influencers

Give it us free or we dump on you

YOU should pay, its not a dinner ticket for life

and in the end its just more and more VACUOUS content

That fills up cyberspace

So all our energy literally and figuratively is used

on Data Centres full of rubbish

Where I live, down the road has become a foodie mecca

and Birmingham is becoming know as a Food paradise

YOU PAY

and then you can boast how great the food is

and how clever you are in discovering it

Michelin does not advertise, its undercover

Like the mystery Guest in Hotels

and then the Report comes out

Influencers have become not 10 a penny

but 10,000 a penny

And yes if you want to pick me up and take me out

I'll write an honest review

For Mandy Park's Korean restaurant

I've decided to give up on AI

its too slow, and addictive

I've been interrogating it

If I could just talk instead of tiring my fingers out on a mobile

It would be 4 times faster

Instead of wasting my time and energy on explaining it to AI

so with my head slamming me against the windmills of my mind

I'll say cheerio for today

and Thank YOU HK and Brazil yet again

Keep on Samba dancing through the flower beds of my words

you could email saying SHAKE IT SHAKE IT

my readers, just a bit of Africa left to bemuse, and Greenland

26th July 2025 food and stuff

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