Thursday, 28 September 2023

September's End

September's End

might be mine too, Tinnitus is off the chart

and my arthritis too, a breakfast combo

not available at MacDonald's just in my head and shoulder

I do have a  tale to tell, from yesterday's outing to GP

for my blood tests, are my kidneys totally rubbish yet

BUT pain is too much

I only have a window, to write or bullet point

before the iron curtain of pain descends

so now you know, if you don't already

and sorry to bore you all

But Singapore will not fall

they are reading all my stuff over my 3 Bloggers

so thanks again to them

it would be nice to have an email telling me WHY

Tell me Why,  like Bob Geldof sang

Singapore why are you reading me

Or  are you just stuck in the bog

with only website, mine

come back later after I get a few more hours of sleep

and the pain and noise calms down a bit

Storm Agnes is clattering around my head

It's like Covid in Reverse, my senses are hyper sensitive

and that brings pain, before the rain falls

but at least NEEM works


so should I claim credit for my daughters' intelligence?



Tuesday, 26 September 2023

post 4500 on my Blogger here

post 4500 on my Blogger here

So first of all SINGAPORE thank you

though it could be folks hiding behind an IP

Is it Russia really reading me?

I do continue to annoy Moscow by sending Daily Messages to them

Fermenting Revolution

500,000 DEAD and injured by Putin's Clown mentality

ALL those  Russian lives lost 

and Ukraine trashed  and suffering so much, beyond words

Russia must be beat and CONVERTED to normal Humanity

The sick joke since 1917, replacing Czars with other Kings

Russia needs to grow up

It is better to fight for change inside Russia

Instead of dying in a foreign Land

Officers be damned

And Putin too

The new Czars cannot kill all of you

144,000,000 Russians

Turn back and fight the real enemy

PUTIN and the CORRUPT Czars

Leave UKRAINE and change Russia from Within

Global Warming is the enemy

NOT Ukraine

PAUSE while I put my dinner in the oven

I'm listening to Pink now

Amazon Unlimited is FAB

Billy Elish was a bit dirgy 

Birdy is nice though

so I have 30 mins before my dinner is done

I do like to sig along as well to music

DISCOVERY

Neem works as a Pain killer

put the spray nozzle from CK1

on the bottle of Neem

as its easier to use

and hey presto pain relief

I could just lie naked on the garden wall

and ask passersby  to slap on the pain killer

could I charge them for the privilege 

naked writer on garden walk

a daily event, like changing of the guard

though I don't live in a Palace

it is much nicer than the last house

but the Hill to it, might just kill me

and my heart and other illnesses

Cartoon, draw one of me on the wall

Like a naked Panda with scars

I really wish I could draw

Maybe one of the Singapore readers can do a cartoon

is it called R rating, it doesn't have to be like that

a Jackson Pollock effort would be enough

A COMPETION for you

Club Masala in Singapore can judge it

Free publicity for them

and they don't even have a cardboard cutout of me in the window

Are you just stealing the Material????

Make me a  dress if you have spare material

split to the naughty bits, and my scars go that high too

I could be a pinup in Singapore Fashion magazines

Influencers could talk about me

Instead of themselves

I am a Cult after all

ok enough, i have to read about Trump now, hopefully

He'll finally implode

Though Americans are not as smart as Singaporeans

So it might be a photo finish



this is my stereo typical Singaporean Reader 




PLEASE come and Visit Birmingham,  there is always room at the inn, and space at the table



Sunday, 24 September 2023

Я просто Кружка (с) Майкл Кейси

Michael Casey

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Я просто Кружка (с)

Майкл Кейси

я просто кружка

В меня все влили

я такая же кружка

Во мне все смешалось

я просто кружка

Я перемешиваю и перемешиваю, не задумываясь

я просто кружка

я макаю туда печенье

я просто кружка

Я хлебаю и проливаю свой джемпер

я просто кружка

Я плещусь повсюду, когда меня кладут беззаботно

я просто кружка

Я держусь рядом со мной, чтобы согреть руки зимой.

я просто кружка

Я держусь крепче, чтобы чувствовать себя комфортно в темноте

я просто кружка

Меня поделили и оставили в раковине немытой

я просто кружка

Но я самый любимый

я просто кружка

Меня ищут в задней части шкафа

я просто кружка

Но никто другой не подойдет

я просто кружка

Я избит и сколот, и меня следует выбросить.

я просто кружка

Давно миновал мой расцвет

я просто кружка

Смеялись и презирали

я просто кружка

Но когда сломано, слезы падают

я просто кружка

Кружка, использованная, потрепанная, сколы и изношенная.

Теперь я сломлен

я просто кружка

Я не просто символ

я просто кружка

я твой отец

Похороните меня на грядке с капустой

Так что кот может меня часто поить

Простая кружка, которой уже нет

Меня пропустили из задней части шкафа?

Или моя память уже ушла

Заменено кошачьей мочой в саду
YA prosto Kruzhka (s)

Maykl Keysi

ya prosto kruzhka

V menya vse vlili

ya takaya zhe kruzhka

Vo mne vse smeshalos'

ya prosto kruzhka

YA peremeshivayu i peremeshivayu, ne zadumyvayas'

ya prosto kruzhka

ya makayu tuda pechen'ye

ya prosto kruzhka

YA khlebayu i prolivayu svoy dzhemper

ya prosto kruzhka

YA pleshchus' povsyudu, kogda menya kladut bezzabotno

ya prosto kruzhka

YA derzhus' ryadom so mnoy, chtoby sogret' ruki zimoy.

ya prosto kruzhka

YA derzhus' krepche, chtoby chuvstvovat' sebya komfortno v temnote

ya prosto kruzhka

Menya podelili i ostavili v rakovine nemytoy

ya prosto kruzhka

No ya samyy lyubimyy

ya prosto kruzhka

Menya ishchut v zadney chasti shkafa

ya prosto kruzhka

No nikto drugoy ne podoydet

ya prosto kruzhka

YA izbit i skolot, i menya sleduyet vybrosit'.

ya prosto kruzhka

Davno minoval moy rastsvet

ya prosto kruzhka

Smeyalis' i prezirali

ya prosto kruzhka

No kogda slomano, slezy padayut

ya prosto kruzhka

Kruzhka, ispol'zovannaya, potrepannaya, skoly i iznoshennaya.

Teper' ya slomlen

ya prosto kruzhka

YA ne prosto simvol

ya prosto kruzhka

ya tvoy otets

Pokhoronite menya na gryadke s kapustoy

Tak chto kot mozhet menya chasto poit'

Prostaya kruzhka, kotoroy uzhe net

Menya propustili iz zadney chasti shkafa?

Ili moya pamyat' uzhe ushla
 

Zameneno koshach'yey mochoy v sadu


убрать путина 500 000 русских рожа разбитых и ради чего?
ubrat' putina 500 000 russkikh rozha razbitykh i radi chego?







I am Just a Mug. brand new Poem, thank you Singapore , or is it a fake IP ,you tell me

here's. the Poem


I am just a Mug (c)

By Michael Casey


I am just a mug


Everything has been poured into me


I am just as mug


Everything has been mixed in me


I am just a mug


I stir and stir without thinking


I am just a mug


I dunk my biscuits in


I am just a mug


I slurp and spill down my jumper


I am just a mug


I splash everywhere when put down without care


I am just a mug


I hold close to me, to warm my hands in Winter


I am just a mug


I hold tighter for comfort in the dark


I am just a mug


I am shared and left in the sink unwashed


I am just a mug


But I am the favourite one


I am just a mug 


I am sought out, at the back of the cupboard


I am just a mug


But no other will do


I am just a mug


I am battered and chipped and should be thrown away


I am just a mug


Well past my heyday


I am just a mug


Laughed at and Scorned


I am just a mug


But when broken, tears fall down


I am just a mug


A mug, well used and battered and chipped and worn down


Now I’m broken


I am just a mug


I am no mere token


I am just a mug


I am your dad


Bury me in the cabbage patch


So, the cat can water me often


A simple mug, now gone


Am I missed from the back of the cupboard


Or is my memory already gone


Replaced by cat piss in the garden


I am just a Mug

I am just a Mug (c)

By Michael Casey

I am just a mug

Everything has been poured into me

I am just as mug

Everything has been mixed in me

I am just a mug

I stir and stir without thinking

I am just a mug

I dunk my biscuits in

I am just a mug

I slurp and spill down my jumper

I am just a mug

I splash everywhere when put down without care

I am just a mug

I hold close to me, to warm my hands in Winter

I am just a mug

I hold tighter for comfort in the dark

I am just a mug

I am shared and left in the sink unwashed

I am just a mug

But I am the favourite one

I am just a mug

I am sought out, at the back of the cupboard

I am just a mug

But no other will do

I am just a mug

I am battered and chipped and should be thrown away

I am just a mug

Well past my heyday

I am just a mug

Laughed at and Scorned

I am just a mug

But when broken, tears fall down

I am just a mug

A mug, well used and battered and chipped and worn down

Now I’m broken

I am just a mug

I am no mere token

I am just a mug

I am your dad

Bury me in the cabbage patch

So, the cat can water me often

A simple mug, now gone

Am I missed from the back of the cupboard

Or is my memory already gone

Replaced by cat piss in the garden


a brand new poem if I can beat the Tinnitus

 a brand new poem if I can beat the Tinnitus

well Singapore YOU are outstanding

If you double your figures

THEN you will be On top of the World

is 2nd place after USA overall good enough for you

Climb Empire State Building

just like King Kong, then you will be on top of the World

where you will meet me, Finally

a Sinner, a Gorilla with a Rosary Bead

poem is below


I am just a Mug (c)

By Michael Casey

I'LL POST IN WHEN I'VE WRITTEN IT SO WAIT


Saturday, 23 September 2023

Don't forget to Sing The Ave Maria, Singapore lead the way

Don't forget to Sing The Ave Maria, Singapore lead the way

then Putin's Evil will go away

If only I could write a Springtime for Hitler song but about Putin

Watch The Producers the original is Best

Mel Brooks is magic

Mocking is the way to go

Though the Woke brigade might have a field day

write your own Woke story

I could probably dictate one, but writing would be too slow

because my head is fizzing right now

maybe a storm coming

maybe a Camp Brigade captures Putin

Now that would be funny Pussy Cat Regiment

all in Pink and great eyelashes take Putin out

not for dinner, put to teach him how to 

skip on a rope, and yes you're making up your own jokes

Circus Clown with his trousers falling down

I'm sure Ukrainians are having a field day now

draw cartoons of  putin

Mockery,  

British Films with George Formby were so good for Moral 

back in the Darkest Days of UK

I'm sure Ukrainian Instagram must have some too

The Spirit can never be broken, and just before the Dawn

is the darkest, but Light will return







Portuguese Translations

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