Hello Cool Cat

Hello Cool Cat

thanks for straying my way

Anyway over on Wordpress 14 counties yesterday

and 11 today

Perhaps the remote is stuck, and they end up with me

Thank you each and everyone of you

Though I was called an Elephant yesterday

and told to do something to my mama

But enough of that already

I'm  still having screaming Tinnitus

But Store Girls my Taiwan Kdrama is real fun

Then back to my Korean stuff

If you saw my watch list you may think 

I am in Seoul or somewhere in the East

But I live in the West, West Midlands

Birmingham England UK

I have to be quieter this year

my small daughter is sat 8 feet away

Not that my feet stink, or my _

But that's where her desk is

So she has to study hard to get into a good University

So I have to be on my best behaviour while he is here

I make sure she has breaks

Up to 10 hours a day study

Just like my brothers 40 to 50 years ago

They went to Queens Oxford, and Downing Cambridge

I went to work

am the "failure" with 2,000,000 words to my name

and readers in 90 countries

Still no money yet, so maybe I am a stinking Elephant

But I won't tie my mama down

I'm not a Queensman after all

though my daughter said I looked more like a Teddy Bear

photo has been stretched I not quite that shape

So have I changed much, if you look at the Lourdes photo and now

So have I changed much, if you look at the Lourdes photo and now

Well I awoke with Tinnitus screaming, as usual

So I've had my breakfast

I had an early one at 3.30am

Then now  a proper one, its the bread that's making me fat

I'm listening to LSD the Beatles song

I imagine with Tinnitus and pain

A very similar experience

Its getting better all the time, Beatles sing, do they want a slap

Spoke to my pharmacist

A real one, not a guy in a dodgy car

So my next 2 month supply will be ready to collect in the morning

Though what time Tinnitus allows me to emerge is another story

The pain gel used to work in 5 mins

Now the gel is less effective and pain can last up to 10 hours

I also take tablets

But with CkD, which is not a perfume, Kidney disorder

I have to be very careful, hence talk to your friendly pharmacist

Apart from that Korean women are flocking to know me

But not biblically, just read my stories

The Korean stuff all over the sites is doing very well

Perhaps my own life is a KDrama

She's leaving home, the Beatles sing

But not to fly to Birmingham and be my typist

and have 4 kids together and form a Kpop band with me as Manager

She's leaving home, the Beatles sing

Bye Bye, which is a Chinese phrase originally

I cannot even drive, I know nothing about the motor trade 

She's gone, logged out

To read her download of my stories in Korean

I'm flying kites in the air, or is it something the Beatles are singing

See a bit of fun, shadow writing

Henry the horse, and a merry go around

My uncle was Henry, my dad was a blacksmith

and I have a merry go around of pain

See Writing is easy, no need of LSD

Just imagination is all you need

Yes Yes Yes

Ok, Sally enough of that

An Indian in a turban has just walked by

You'll all be listening to Beatles Sergeant Pepper later

But go easy on the salt as you have your dinner

Heart wards ban salt I'll have you know

That's my master class on writing

Never pay for a course

If you have no imagination in the first place

IT CANNOT BE TAUGHT

Try listening to BBC Radio4 for 20 years

and watching 1000s of films on tv

and don't forget to read by the yard 

BUT MOST OF ALL LISTEN

Then write for a year non stop

as I did, then 0n 29288, Leap Years Day

you become a qualified writer

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 

my very first baby

And that was over 33 years  ago

For North Korea and Kim Quick Stories again, thousands of copies downloaded, you can light a candle in church by way of thanks

as this is so popular I've loaded it here

as for me my head is hurting for 8 hours now, so lighting a candle is not a joke

here's me in Lourdes France 30 years ago or so

KOREAN Translation of Quick Stories

Posted bymichaelgcasey08/04/2020Posted inUncategorizedEditKOREAN Translation of Quick Stories

OUT이 아닌 300Download

the ALL file has several books in, 1,000,000 words in English before TRANSLATION here in Korean

see I am just a little flower so water me

KOREAN TRANSLATION Still Alive 2015Download

korean-translation-still-alive-2015Download

all-for-koreaDownload

KOREAN 18 New VIewsDownload

 

KOREAN Quick Stories

1st August  2021 spotted you here so I’ve loaded  up more books

You are my Spring Kdrama has touched a chord in me, for obvious reasons

 

 

BBU in KOREAN

KOREAN TRANSLATION Still Alive 2015

KOREAN Quick Stories

Korean tv shows keep me happy so as a reward something to read, an Omnibus of mine

 

Mooning through the night

Mooning through the night

there was a beautiful full moon last night

I watched it for an hour or maybe two

till 5am or so

A Tinnitus delight

Then I got up for a breakfast and a play

Postman delivered, told him Orange is the new Black

Then bed again, then breakfast and too much PAIN

Pain monster descended and is still visiting

I suppose its better than being dead, though 

if anybody says grin and bear it I'll punch them

or break their fingers and say

Are you ok?

Years putting mag tapes on computers I have a very strong grip

But my patience wears thin, when I'm in the middle of a 

pain attack, which may last a hour or up to ten

It used to be slap on the Movelat and after 10 mins I was ok

But now, but now

Anyway Shop Girls my Taiwan K drama is keeping me happy

As I laugh and cry along with it

Yes I'm a big baby, maybe I need more nipple

On that thought I'll leave you all

And in Germany you spiked last night

Why I just do not know

But Ich Liebe dich,  I was in Ofenbach, Frankfurt and Weilburg at Terra Cotta museum

So thanks for the food and friendliest of welcomes back then

You can all come to Birmingham, the centre of the universe

As I cannot go anywhere, pain attacks and all that

Jack of All Trades I started this on Friday, maybe I'll finish it another day

Jack of All Trades ©

By

Michael Casey

As I sit here I can hear a woodpecker, ok I’m lying but it does sound like a woodpecker. It’s Rikki and the crew redoing the capping stones on the garden wall. That was the message yesterday I put on the site, as I had given Rikki a copy of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker to read, ok it was a punishment. But today when they are done, they’ll get properly paid, in rice. 

So, as they work let me see what words I can put together, as they are heckled in Chinese by our cleaner. We did have a stray cat sneak in the back door, but the wind blew and the cat was locked in. The cat was Totoro’s friend that visits occasionally, but being locked in and then my big daughter came down stairs, so the cat felt trapped. So, circled around chasing its own tail, before jumping out the window. Now with a mug of tea beside me and music playing I’m seeing what I can write while the chipping of brick inspires me.

I have of course watched builders for decades, over 50 years. I can remember before I even went to school Andy Pandy as I called him demolishing our old fireplace with a high brown painted mantlepiece. I think there was a back boiler there, you had to pull a leaver to direct the heat from the fire to heat the water. I can even remember dad complaining that the water was cold, as mum had not pulled the leaver enough, is that 55 years ago? Andy Pandy was on tv in Black and White at the time, and was the builder Andy, and he did give me a pack of Polos, which he said he found up the chimney.

Around the same time Moses was a neighbour of ours, no he did not have a staff and all that and part the sea, he was a big Black guy who bounced me on his knee. I can remember his gold teeth clearly.

I discovered https://www.blarney.com/ 

hence the return of the Rugby look

Besides all my shirts, over 10 years old,  didn't fit so I've transformed myself

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2020/05/15/all-in-one-place-translations-galore/

Had a relaxing bath, stole my daughter's bath stuff

Had a relaxing bath, stole my daughter's bath stuff

so I must smell like a girl called Nancy

If you read the comic novel The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Patrick is smelling just the same

When he meets the girl from the Dog Pound

Though she thinks he's gay, and Calcutta Surprize

She just doesn't want to hear about

read it for yourselves

anyway I'll probably have the day off tomorrow

My Tinnitus is like a Tornado in my right ear

So enjoy me while I'm here

That's what I tell my kids

And please stop sending me rubbish

claiming to be X Y or Z, I just don't  care

And I'm NOT impressed

nothing impresses me

Though a Master Tradesman is impressive

Carpenter or Brickie or even Plumber

Not rubbish I get in emails from far away

If you really want to talk try a sentence

Get rich quick ideas are no use to me

I'm closer to a cemetery than any bank

and I won't rhyme any word that you could do

here's me with my DIY haircut from a couple of weeks ago

 

Tinnitus Howling more in Right ear, and almost deaf in it

Tinnitus Howling more in Right ear, and almost deaf in it

So if I stop writing

CHEERS everywhere

you are all so cruel

Anyway so quiet here otherwise

Big daughter now back at University Bio Chem

Small daughter vacuumed everywhere

that was so noisy so I hid in the garden

Over in USA more Civil War

TRUMP is unfit for anything

J6 march is a farce

Evil is Evil no matter how it pretends otherwise

Sadly Americans are at war with themselves

Children, noisy children

Climate Change or there will be no World

Use military to fight that, or in my children's time

A world too broken to  fix

I'll be dead anyway, but It just takes Will

then change can happen

Sadly too many egos

And yes GOP too corrupt now, thanks to TRUMP

There is no Honour anywhere

The whole world knows this, but why don't Americans

TRUMP LOST THE ELECTION

PUT THAT ON BILLBOARDS

ON EVERY TV STATION AND EVERY RADIO

TRUMP IS A LIAR ABOUT THE ELECTION

Instead of allowing him to speak

FILL HALF THE SCREEN THIS IS ANOTHER LIE

every time he speaks, that's if he's allowed too

Too much Hate Speech

Ok that's your lot, not unless 1,000,000 of you cut and paste this

will it make any difference

For you have fallen for the three card trick, as my dad used to say

Or He could not be honest even if you paid him

Having watched tv news for 50 years+ 

It's just so sad, a madman, and I agree with that Korean American Lady Dr

a madman, a crazy should have been allowed, a cuckoo in the nest

And all because Love of Money

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