I hope you all enjoy all this, with my posh Birmingham accent, too much listening to Radio4 years ago, and having Kerry Irish mom means I do not have a traditional Birmingham or Black Country accent.

So enjoy and send a postcard to Harry and Megs they should read my 1st book first

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

I’ve given them enough free publicity already, I was going to post the Deep Flake of Grannie…

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Tuesday, 7 September 2021

Bahrain welcome to my world. plus Arabic Translations

Bahrain welcome to my world

you may be an Arab with a camel, or an American at a base smoking a camel

either way you are welcome

I have 2 or 3 Arabic translations of my books over on my Wordpress

so if Arabic is your thing, go look

Stay Happy always and don't get any of my diseases

Non catching, so don't back away from the screen

I'm listening to George Ezra as I talk to you

So try him for yourself

What else

Being a dad is;-

Waking up suddenly and letting one daughter in, after Midnight when back from London

Getting up early the same night/morning to Encourage the smaller daughter

Before she sets of to school for year 13 exams, or Upper 6th as they used to call it

And yes that is all I ever wanted in life

well apart from that Korea speed typist/nurse and having 4 more kids and forming

a K pop band and being the manager

At least I keep my sense of humour for my "bucket list"

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مايكل كيسي


دع دموعي تكون كلماتي

دع ضوء الشموع يكون عيني

اسمحوا الزهور في ازهر يكون شفتي

دع رائحة تكون دمي

دع الريح أنفاسي

اسمحوا الغيوم تكون مزاجي

دع ضحك الأطفال يكون أملي

دع تنهدات الأرامل ضميري

دع صلاة الغريب تكون فرحة

دع النحل يكون حكمتي

دع الأشجار تكون قوتي

اسمح لي بصبر الوصول إلى النجوم

اسمحوا لي أن نتذكر دائما في صلواتك

falaykun hunak daw' (C)
maykil kaysi
de dimwaei takun kalimati
de daw' alshumue yakun eayni
asmahu alzuhur fi azhar yakun shifati
de rayihat takun damiy
de alriyh 'anfasi
aismahuu alghuyum takun mzajy
de dahk al'atfal yakun 'amali
de tanahudat al'aramil damiriun
de salat algharib takun farhatan
de alnahl yakun hakmati
de al'ashjar takun quti
aismah li bisabr alwusul 'iilaa alnujum
aismahuu li 'an natadhakar dayimaan fi salawatik

Arabic Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

A couple of Arab countries passed by so here’s The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker in

Arabic for them. IF you like it you can buy the English version on Amazon

for the ending go to

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2018/08/29/arabic-version-of-the-butcher-the-baker-and-the-undertaker/

just a bit of a sample, if you want it in full go to my wordpress site.

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and something for the neighbours,

I write for everybody everywhere, so you all suffer equally

جزار وبيكر ومتعهد ©

you can write to me in English

michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

Monday, 6 September 2021

morning all 2 exams tomorrow

my small daughter has French and Geography tomorrow

Her cousin 10 years ago revised for her exam

And the next day, exactly what she revised popped up

So just in case the teachers think my daughter is a cheater

She is working her way through past papers

and should the same occur, here is the evidence

Obviously my last exam was before the teachers were born

Though 2,000,000 Words all told are an exam for you all

An email in Persian yesterday though some bits did not translate well

a job offer too, made me laugh

I sill get RUBBISH offering a share in millions $8,876,755 and so on

So Wherever you are, Whoever you may be

STOP SENDING STUFF I NEVER WANT

Hello to Holland as well where the discovered Tears for a Butcher chapter 10

Maybe it's Tom Cruise, after they stole his car in Birmingham city centre

They dumped it, but kept his luggage, down the road from me

A suitcase full of shades, maybe a folding pair of Wayfare Ray Bands

For a big head, may be posted through my letter box

Not a metaphor either, Tom

What else does he spend his money on

So my Tinnitus is still screaming and stopping me from sleeping

Then when I do away, it's like waking up on a beach

Tempest blowing, no Shakespeare in sight

Just my fat Falstaffian backside, what a delight

I'll finish now

Hello to Panda at his London farewell meal

My big daughter is there today with her University friends

So be happy and safe all of you

That's all

ALWAYS TEACH YOUR DAUGHTERS TO FLY HEY TOM CRUISE DON'T FORGET THE SHADES, HA HA HA, FROM BIRMINGHAM

Saturday, 4 September 2021

Fr. Dan's Altar Boy first half

Michael Casey

Now if you’ve been on my page before then you’ll know about Fr.Dan, what you cannot remember? Well in Tears for a Butcher which I’ve only produced stray fragments for, he’s in that, and well just go hunt on my Blogger and Wordpress. Are you so lazy, I have to write and wipe your backside for you? Mrs Murphy would hit you with the wet mop, straight out the mob bucket. Just as my own mother, Mrs Casey threatened, I’m laughing now and I’m sure so is she in her position in Heaven making the tea.

So you know Father Dan was the softest of all men, a good priest too, but underneath he was an Iron Fist in a velvet glove, and those drug dealers who nearly killed Big Sid the butcher would be finding out soon. Now find Tears for a Butcher if you want any more. But how did such a Holy Man develop into an Iron Fist. Well it started when his altar boy got thrown off a cliff, as in, a leg and a wing, and a throw, and that was that. He should have died. Stone dead, but his belt got caught on a root and it saved him from death. Though he would have died there, as he was all bust and broken, but a stubborn young priest saved him.

The Altar Boy was a very bad man, a dirty son of a who er, if you know the Irish pronunciation of Whore. He dabbled in everything, just like in that Taiwan film Man in Love, but the altar boy was far far worse. No nice music surrounding him like in that film. So the altar boy got his just rewards, he got chased by other gangsters and they were determined to catch him, kill him. So after a big fight, and it was monumental, 10 to one are bad odds for anybody, knives and guns included. The altar boy was battered until nearly dead, then grabbing his legs and arms and by his belt he was thrown off a cliff. DEAD.

Now where this was I cannot remember though it was in the East, where gambling is king, and that reminds me its 20,000,000 tonight but I’m so full of snot, so shall I tell you this story or waste 2 quid on a ticket. Ok, I’ll carry on, but first I must go to the toilet or do you want me to wet myself? The altar boy did wet himself, when you are shot you pee, go ask a trauma doctor, and if you are a naughty boy just STOP. Become an altar boy, now read on why.

Fr. Dan was big but weedy and scared when he saw what was happening he hid, and so would I, ten men killing one. Fr. Dan was not long out of the seminary which means school for priests if you think its some other meaning. So, he hid under his excuse for a church, battered bits of wood held together by spit and wood, and great singing. Did I tell you he had started a choir? Feeling guilty he went to the edge of a cliff and decided to say the prayers for the dead. He was amazed to see the gangster was not dead, just half dead and bleeding. So he climbed down to see what he could do. Suddenly brave enough to say a prayer for the dying, he been reading The Cardinal recently. The gangsters eyes flickered, soon he’d be dead if he was left there. So Fr. Dan blessed him, then blessed himself, Lord forgive me for being such a coward, he even shed a tear, tear for the dying. So Fr. Dan climbed back up. He’d need a rope and some help, but nobody was there, would you hang around with such violence?

Fr. Dan closed his eyes, and prayed, God will provide, when he opened his eyes a donkey was there, the gun shots had frightened it and it had broken its rope. My own uncle Patrick back in Cromane Lower Kerry, used to have a donkey too, which was a mobile lawn mower for around the house, no I’m not joking, go ask my cousin’s son, Patrick’s grandson. But I’ll get back to the story, so Fr. Dan went over the cliff again, this time attached to the end of the donkey’s rope, he tied it around the gangster’s belt and hauled him up. The cliff was very dangerous, just like at the back of my Aunty Mary’s house in Ballyheigh Kerry, she being Patrick’s sister, and she loved stories too.

So once the gangster was safely on solid ground, Fr. Dan put him over the donkey’s back and carried him away. So, Fr. Dan had saved him, now he had to nurse him, bullet holes and all that. Fr. Dan hid the gangster in the cellar under the church, just where he had him himself. Then looking at an old copy of Readers Digest he took two bullets out, and nursed him. All this was done in secret, or the gangsters “friends” would have come back to kill him, and Fr. Dan too.

Fr. Dan named him Sylvester after Rambo in that film Ciffhanger where he falls off a cliff, he’d seen it on plane on the way to the missions. So, it seemed appropriate, as the gangster did fall off a cliff, or rather was thrown. Now God works in mysterious ways, I speak from Experience.

And Fr. Dan knows it too, as he nursed Sylvester his Faith went into him, and Sylvester’s courage and inner strength went into him. Fr. Dan had a convert on his hands, stuck under a church with only a Bible and Hymn books to read, with Mass and prayers and choir above. Sylvester had been drip fed Faith. Fr. Dan grew stronger, as he had to move Sylvester about and hide him in the cellar for months. Sylvester said he’d repay him he owed him his life. So yes you’ve guessed it, Sylvester taught Fr. Dan how to Fly as Korean martial arts people say.

TO BE CONTINUED

Ahoy Czech hello to you

I'm still full of snot and Tinnitus

But at least here in uk we are getting back to normal

I haven't forgotten the 2 or 3 stories I had planned

Fr. Dan' Altar Boy, the food review story, and anything else

Tinnitus has been murdering me

Unable to get to sleep till Dawn, then you wake up with a hurricane in your ear

My Kdramas are a life saver

Though I'm watching a Taiwan one right now, about a Train station master

I saw Cinderella the musical comedy last night, I'll watch it again, 9/10

Though Cruella was a 10/10 and I need to watch that again too

I my sneak out for lottery though probably not, I'm so full of snot

I have the steepest hill in the area beside me

A former postman told me so, 30 years ago he used to live in our house

So a year ago and more i invited them in for tea

It turned out he was a painter, who could paint in any style

That's why Arthur Fiddler is signed on paintings so you know its a copy

I have one on the wall behind me

From 35 years ago, its an oil so it hasn't faded

My Angel is a water colour so after 22 years it has faded

These I bought before marriage, now I could not afford to

Mortgage and Student daughters and all that

Though the Angel was a leaving present

So, I'll get back to you all, pain and snot and all that

Its always nice to see my readers figures, on a graph

Not anybody flashing at me through the window

Though when I was in Czech, at Easter 1998

I did teach the word Flasher to somebody

Hello to everybody in Plzen who may remember me

I was still healthy back then these past 8 years have been a decline

But as far as writing goes I've done a lot

2,000,000 words, 20 books on Amazon

Though the free reads are here on Blogger plus on Wordpress

Until somebody somewhere picks me up

Then you'll have to pay the price of of Latte for me

Though HEALTH is all I want

or maybe a Kpop family, I'm laughing now

But I have to be careful as laughing can hurt me

Hernia through bypass scar and all that

See I'm such a catch, a nurse and secretary required

But please no rubbish emails, I get far too many

Which I delete unread

That's all a Subway is on its way, my daughter is having a break

from 10 hours a day studying, so we are breaking bread

Yes 10 hours a day, my brothers did it too

If you want a chance to get into the best University

you need to study

I'd only be allowed in to clean the drains, me and Michael Bentine

Enough, go and spit out your own snot

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It is over 80 places worldwide

I’ve covered all the major language groups and you can all buy my Original English

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I only read emails in ENGLISH with a decent subject line and I never click links

Junk emails just get deleted unread

Now curl up in bed and read my stories

Wednesday, 8 September 2021

Here's my Audio if you match it up with 2 of my books you have a Learn English with Michael Casey worth millions IF you had to pay

Sunday, 31 January 2021

Michael Casey the AUDIO collection, hear me read aloud my stories

last load of audio 177 to 207 and I finish needing a drink

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Tuesday, 7 September 2021

Bahrain welcome to my world. plus Arabic Translations

Arabic Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

جزار وبيكر ومتعهد ©

Monday, 6 September 2021

morning all 2 exams tomorrow

Saturday, 4 September 2021

Fr. Dan's Altar Boy first half

Ahoy Czech hello to you

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