Phone Sex with Vlad (c)
by Michael Casey
Say it to me just one more time
Olga the Translator purred down the phone to Trump
I think you are such a great president
The bestest President EVER
Hey Vlad I just love it when you talk dirty to me
Baby just one more time
The bestest President EVER repeats the Translator
She is 85 and was a former spy, and looks 1000 years old
BUT she can still purr
So Trump is easily satisfied
Sure Vlad I can send you some Masks
So the Chemical weapons don't get in your eyes
Ukraine are such terrible boys
He never shaves or wears a tie
That President Z is not a patch on you
There might be be a delay in the post
A lot of wind today in Florida
I should have taken my anti acid
Z is so ungrateful
All I've done for him
What does he need the Russian speaking part of his country for
Just purr for me again
I'll be President again soon
So we can share a room in Helsinki again
You lead I follow
Purr for me again
Baby give me the full 90 seconds again
AND ON IT GOES
TRUMP IS AN EMPEROR WITH NO CLOTHES
Donald where's your troosers
You can find the song on Utube
Trump is a moron, his 'bible" is printed in China
some school board clown wants to buy 3,000,000 dollars worth
so its in every classroom
The Bible is the Bible and nothing else
not something from the Top Shelf
But everything Trump touches is so defiled
He has to stamp Trump on it, which devalues it
USA Flag with Trump on it
Need I say more
You all know the score
Vlad will send somebody to visit Trump
and she can use the bathroom
where all the secrets are stored
Is this FINALLY the straw that breaks the camels back
You're never getting your OVERTIME back
So my finally message to you all
Is slam down the phone and don't give him
an inch more
He's given everything to Putin already
down the telephone line
and NO Trump cannot turn Water into Wine
