didn't need a nap today

didn't need a nap today

which is an improvement

Still have screaming in my head

next a bath then bed

My small daughter is growing bigger by the day

intellectually and next year I'll be Home Alone

while she and her sister are at university

just me and the cat and the cleaner left

I will get back to writing stories

but there is so much material and nobody has caught up with me

Probably take 2 weeks of reading to catch me

So catch me if you can, then I'll be your man

Yes I use cheap rhymes too occasionally 

just to break it all up

Or don't you give a _

Thank you world for going mad on Wordpress

22 countries in a day was the total tally, all by word of mouth

and Korean Translation of Quick Stories is a runaway hit

Don't forget the Russian Translation of ALL  800,000 words in Russian

As well as the regular pain attacks today

I suppose its good for my soul, but something from Seoul would be better

And I hope Sanity returns to USA, Trump is playing Politician

Just to raise CASH to fund all his law cases pending

Otherwise I think he is bankrupt in cash and everything else

But who listens to me, not even Totoro our cat.

Stay happy always and pray for my Health

Meanwhile while I had a rest from Tinnitus

Meanwhile while I had a rest from Tinnitus

2 hours sleep then the volcano of noise when i awoke

I had food and talked to big daughter at University

and had an idea for Microsoft 

they can donate to Charity and not give me a penny

Every new PC should have a video on the Desk Top 

PLAY ME

Then a simple explanation of how to use it

SIMPLE

for normal people, older people maybe

Explain and show SLOWLY

How to deleted cookies, make space

Otherwise months later the device is CRAWLING

Real simple people need this

and I can demonstrate if Microsoft wants

I have readers in nearly 100 countries now, 21 TODAY on my Wordpress

Maybe it's because its simple and easy  words

Not just for nerds

And all by word of mouth

You probably won't use me

But I guarantee my IDEA will soon appear

Remember to donate to Birmingham England Hospices

and if the Russians are coming to Birmingham now that 

I loaded up All file in translation, 800,000+ words in Russia

Please remember Andy Street our Mayor would love, I'm sure

Icons and Faberge eggs for a display at  our museum

Come on The Russians are Coming

Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

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For Russian Lovers Everywhere

Posted bymichaelgcasey25/09/2021Posted inUncategorizedEditFor Russian Lovers Everywhere

I’ve spotted Mother Russia reading my stuff, I just hope it’s Good Enough

So here’s a Bear of a File, 2000 plus pages, 800,000 words in Russian

Several books all in one file

It will take a while to download

And yes it is still my COPYRIGHT

its All Together Now, available in my Original English on Amazon

so download and read it, something to keep you warm this Winter

the funny numbers is Russian alphabet, WordPress cannot handle it

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well I hope you like it, took me ages to get it to work, obviously a 12 year old in Minsk would have done it faster, but I had a few pain attacks while doing it

So I hope all of you in Russia Everywhere enjoy it

Michael Casey that’s my name in ENGLISH

still fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham ENGLAND

p.s. We’d love a Display of Russian icons and eggs and so on at out Museum

so contact Andy Street if any Russian museum is willing after reading my stuff

me and teddy, who now lives with a family nearby

somebody as reading this last night on one of the 4 sites I have

 

Thursday, 5 July 2012

Tombstone (c) By Michael Casey

Tombstone  (c) By Michael Casey

 

What do we leave  when we leave this life? We leave a wife and grieving children, we leave a few friends. If we have had a long life we don't leave any friends because they have gone before us. All that remains of us is our tombstone, our name etched in gold on a stone.

 

Some have the job of erecting these stones, what do they think of as they put the stones in place? Do they think of the poor dead person lying dead below in the grass. Do the tombstone installers think of the lives gone before? Do they think of how old or young the deceased are. That man was the same age as me, or whatever?

 

The words chosen can reveal a little about the deceased. He was a dad, he was an uncle, he was a man without a name. He was the unknown soldier. She was a Jane Doe with nobody to mourn her, she had lain in a fridge for 6 months and now finally she was buried. Nodbody came to her funeral, just old Mrs Casey who hitched a ride with the priest so the dead were not buried all alone. A stranger saying a pray for the unloved.

 

Tombstones are not always sad. Spike Milligan had "I told you I was unwell" etched on his stone, written in Gaelic so not to offend English speakers. My own Chinese dad, my father in law his stone is all black marble with gold writing in Mandarin, but also on it is one small piece of English "MichaelgCasey" its almost as if my email address  is on his tombstone, has the Internet reached Eternity? No, but it has reached one small corner of a Shanghai graveyard.

*****

I was lucky enough to meet him before he tragically died

and our small daughter in the womb also met him

we say she got her sense of humour from him

he his ashes were laid to rest with a Christmas card on top

my big daughter was there, I was left at home holding the baby

so life is short so enjoy it

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES ME SICK?

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES ME SICK?

ITS WHEN LAZY PEOPLE WHO CANNOT WRITE

CHECK TO SEE IF I'VE STOLEN ANYTHING

DULPLICHECKER.COM AND ALL THAT S))))

EVERYTHING IS MY OWN

IF I REPEAT MYSELF FROM YEARS AGO

THEN THAT IS OBVIOUS

OR IF I'VE MENTIONED A NEWS REPORT

THAT IS OBVIOUS TOO

30 YEARS AGO PLUS WHEN I WROTE SHOPLIFE

SOMEBODY IN HARBORNE SAID IT WAS A COPY

SO I WIPED MY BACKSIDE WITH HIS NOTE

EVERYTHING IS MY OWN

20 YEARS PLUS LEARNING

BEFORE I STARTED TO WRITE

NOW 33 YEARS OR SO WRITING

53 YEARS PLUS IN LOVE WITH WORDS

AND MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO READ

VIA THE CHIPPER CARTOON

IN BIRMINGHAM EVENING MAIL

SO BE HONEST AND EMAIL ME

SHOW SOME INTEGRITY

SO THAT'S WHERE THE WORDS COME FROM

AND YES WHEN I MENTION PAIN

THATS ALL MY OWN TOO

SO TAKE A HIKE AND LEARN TO WRITE

ALL MY STUFF IS ONLINE

because publishers prefer a coffee table book

of Kim's Behind, instead of my words

though my backside is bigger, and hairier

TO READ AND LAUGH AT

BUT IF YOU DARE SAY I STOLE ANYTHING

I 'LL JUST REMIND YOU OF WHAT HAPPENED

TO CANUTE

I'M ALSO LEAVING SOMETHING BEHIND

for posterity 

AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW

11 YEARS IS AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY POST QUADRUPLE

so when you finish moaning

you can say a prayer for me so that I may live longer

or better still without the Merry Go Around of Pain

with a cherry on top called TINNITUS

and as Laura on reception at CPNEC  once said

He Does Bite

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P.S. I'M EVEN BLUNTER WHEN NOT IN PAIN

Teddy escaped has a new home

Teddy escaped has a new home

yesterday 16 countries over on Wordpress

have you got nothing better to do?

as for teddy it ate broccoli and farted o much I opened the window

and it made it's escape so I hope Teddy has a nice new life 

with love and kisses from children

my left shoulder has kicked off so I'm in so much pain

i'm stopping right now

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast

saw 2 photos today

One of a future dentist

One of a catwalk model for Fendi in Italy

The future dentist is, well I won't embarrass him

The other was a girl who grew up with my 2 daughters, and is now a model

So God Bless her

I have a photo of her at daughter's 7th Birthday Party in our house

Meanwhile while they played I fitted a yellow carpet to the girls' Bedroom

So that was 13 years of so ago

Obviously I think my 2 daughters are just as pretty

Half Shanghai and all 

So I may decide to be a model myself

I could advertise shades if Tom Cruise is not busy, he loves Birmingham after all