https://open.spotify.com/episode/6hjzNZnLly7Ufed4jpiXqH. 25mins of me talking tonight

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6hjzNZnLly7Ufed4jpiXqH

25mins of me talking tonight

7/12

 7/12 that's the numbers over on Wordpress where the Translations live

You all thought it was my Borg Designation 7/12

No, today so far 7 countries visiting

And yesterday 12

Have you all got nothing better to do

Over here Singapore is looking at me

I'll face to the left so they can see my better profile

My belly still looks like Winnie the Pooh

that's why women find me soooooo attractive, NOT

In USA Civil War

A Liar must rule the GOP, Trump

And other liars back him up

He LOST, the other guy won

Is this the end of Democracy

Churchill said all forms of government are bad

Democracy the least bad

KEEP ON MASKING UP

then in private you can reveal so much more

It works in the Far East, learn from them

as you can imagine I look great covered up

In a shroud, would be best

You are all so cruel, I do a photo of me as a babushka

Anyway that's all for now, my shoulder pain has kicked off

so Movelat needs to be spread

Or so you want a photo of that?

me and my big daughter, 20 now, and I still swing her around the living room

Super Me. just watched on tv. 10/10 so watch it

 Just watched Super Me on tv. 10/10 so  watch it

I watched in Chinese with English subtitles

I'll watch it again tomorrow with sound on 10 and laugh and more again

Its about a poor Screenwriter with Insomnia

As I am a Writer too, and my Tinnitus keeps me awake I was in a DREAM

Its really good

I'm used to hearing Chinese anyway in our house, with my Shanghai connection

But all of you out there should watch it

have to go now or am I just prawn crackers

by the way 12th May in the morning marks 25 years since my mum died, which ultimately led 

to me having a Shanghai connection, it's in Padre Pio and Me, a true story

anyway my mum would have loved Super Me, and she always encouraged all her six children

Now Where Do I Begin

Posted bymichaelgcasey11/05/2021Posted inUncategorizedEditNow Where Do I Begin

Now Where Do I Begin (c)

By

Michael Casey

Well if you are Russian you may be breathing a sigh of relief, as your email box was full, so you did not get that speculative email. I was checking my readers, just as Miss Sutherland used to check our hands to see if they were clean, back at Primary school. She was the Deputy Head, I also remember she donated her body to science, this would be back in the 1960s. So, you can all say a prayer for her today. Tomorrow marks 25 years since my own mother died.

Well  somebody had Nu Vot as a link or search word to me, so I googled cos that’s what I’m like and I stumbled over

Stas Mikhaylov That’s it (Nu vot i vse) with English lyrics …

Yes, totally random, but I am a good stumbler as Mark Harris once said, though he also said something else, so I replied with a short word. That’s enough, no 15 minutes of fame for him. Anyway, so I thought as I’d just seen RocketMan, I could provide a few lyrics and then with Stas Mikhaylov’s skill I’d crack the Russian market. Then of course should my books ever see the light of day Stas would be the Narrator, as I cannot abide Steven Fry, besides Fry does not speak Russian. You can see how my mind works now. The whole world has email, so I annoy the world. It keeps me off the streets. I do chime a chord occasionally, and get a nice reply from some kind people. If you are one of them, then thank you, you know who you are. You can tell who they are should you visit them. My email is laminated and hanging next to the Urinals in their house.

Anyway Stas Mikhaylov I’m talking to you. Find my Valentine Poem online, or Let My Tears Be My Words, or The Dead and The Living. Then should you think you could adapt them, then together we’ll invade Russia, or rather the Pop charts. I have loads of stuff, 3300 pieces on my Bloggers alone. Not all poetry, but all kinds of everything, which was a Dana song. Then there are my Lech, Boris and Gregorgi stories about the Polish/Ukrainian/Russian first cousins who live in Popaloffoff where the 3 countries make love on the map. These are comic heart-warming stories. You can find them on my WordPress and Bloggers. Right now if Stas’ wife is reading this to him, he’s thinking, just who the Theresa May is this fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham. I DO NOT KNOW HIM, he’s as useful as Japanese vodka, which I’d only give to the cat. Russians only drink the good stuff, by the way Lech, Boris and Gregorgi make vodka in the woods behind me, but that’s another story. I have written 10 about the boys.

By now Stas is telling the Webmaster, make sure you bolt the door, and keep this fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England far away from my Babushka.  The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is already being read in Russia, under the bedclothes at night, by some misguided soul. As well as in 90 countries all over the world, thanks to Translations Galore over on my WordPress. So, Stas Mikhaylov, could you be the voice, in Russian of Michael Casey. He’s on his knees now praying, Icon Our Lady of Valdimir save me. Who the Theresa May is Michael Casey?

I did actually once, 50 years ago wake up and sit bolt upright in bed screaming “The Russians are Coming” So now is it the time for the Russians to come to Birmingham. Bring some Eggs, the jewelled variety for our Museum to display. Andy Street our re-elected would be ever so happy, and exchange he’d give you some Cadbury Cream eggs, to eat.

So, if you are wondering where the stories come from, well now you know and have an example. The Spaceman and the Archangel is another story of mine that Russians might like, but really I’m lost in space, the space between my ears. But it is better to have an imagination, instead of just staring into space. Space should be filled, just as I fill a page. Conversation, and stories are a tradition everywhere. Some are very far fetched, like Trump, Putin and Pope Francis being in an Abba tribute band with Theresa May. And if Russians read that story then

They will know who the Theresa May is Michael Casey, its me, or Nu Vot.

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cut and paste emails

 dear sir madame

I am dying

email me at my other email ONLY

and so on

I think I'll cut and past a few and let you all @enjoy@ them

that'll be for another day

I had a draw on the Tinnitus last night

it's still howling in my  ear

at least it's not a brain tumour

IF anybody really wanted to talk

they'd say who what where when why

and a few sentences how they  found me

Instead it's industrial scale email fraud

IP in Tokyo today, which I've marked as phishing

So read the previous story, @don't you dare email me@

and leave me alone

not unless you really are a Korean Kdrama star who can type

and would not mind being dictated too, as I write

Tears for a Butcher, the sequel

But that'll never happen either

It's more likely Boris will come out as Gay and Woke

Hope he excuses the joke

so stay happy all and read all the stuff here and there and everywhere

3300 pieces on here alone, or buy a book on Amazon

or tell all your friends for a free TRANSLATION DOWNLOAD on my Wordpress

that's your lot for today

Don't you Dare email Me

Don’t you Dare email Me (c)

By 

Michael Casey

Sounds like a Threat, Don’t you Dare email Me, what a jilted girlfriend or some kind of “Royalty” might use, or maybe just your Bank Manager. I’ve got your attention, as the UK starts to breakup, like some kind of boy band, when really they should stay together, and not be a “victim” like in some Taylor Swift song. I hope I haven’t upset her, or my high shelves will be forever covered in dust. It’s ok, she just emailed me, of course she’ll always be there for me, besides my house is near the chip shop where her lad works. And he can always kip in the dog’s basket if he’s a bit too battered.

 

So back to emails, and I am a bit of an email addict, ask anybody who’s received an email from me. It’s so easy, and if I had decent handwriting I’d be always asking Pop it In Pete our Postman to pop it in his box for me, as our house is last on his round, and the red letter box is on his way home. Pete is ever so accommodating. You can read about his colleague Pat in Chapter 7 of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker, I just remembered just how much fun there was at the Fete for the Children’s Home. I won’t spoil it for you, there are Translations on my Wordpress, or my original English on Amazon books.

 

But back to emails, why do I get so many? Is it because my email address has been harvested, or because it’s on my website? I have the vain hope that Media will get in touch and discover me. Yet in reality the only people who want to touch me are those who think I am a soft touch. I will delete and mark as phishing all and any email scammers. So their email disappears and they don’t get more morons replying to them. I also get loads of stuff for various diseases, some of which I have. Arthritis, Tinnitus, Ckd, and I really did have a heart bypass, 6 years ago now. I even put my scar photos online, to prove just how divine I look. But people think I’m an exhibitionist, and ask do I want to join the cast of The Greatest Showman, and for just $100 I can join the cast, just keep my shirt art half mast and display my scar, and wear shorts to show the scars on my legs too.

 

And on  it goes, do you want this, do you want that? And they assume I want the other, and I even get emails for that. Ukrainian, Russian and Eastern ladies, ready made to marry and have babies. Is Putin, trying to get rid of excess population? And how about making money on Bitcoin, and whatever else Musk was on about the other night. I’d say listen to BBC Radio Comedy and forget SNL, we’re funnier over here, though the USA Political Class are the funniest of them all. What other junk do I get? Oh yes, we have offers for your home. In USD, dollars, $$$, but I happen to live in UK, in Birmingham England. Sometimes I reply with a poem of a story in a foreign language, English. That was cruel, I send them Japanese translations. Well if they send rubbish in Hebrew or in Korean, of course I’ll send back some of my rubbish to them, in any language I can, just to annoy them. I even get Concealed Carry emails, I thought it was a corset, or girdle of some sort, it turns out its guns. And nobody has a gun in UK, nor even wants them. Concealed Carry my arse, if it were a bum lift, somebody might be interested, but not me. I am a large tight arse, maybe I should forward it to Kim or somebody.

So on it goes, emails galore just to annoy me. Tinnitus ones might be of interest, but I never open links, so all your emails just stink.

 

Which reminds me I need to order more toilet paper. I use it to blow my nose on, as well my own trumpet on. No doubt I’ll get emails for that too now. So don’t you dare email me. I have other things to do, like take pain killers. I even get emails for cannabis tablets, without the highs, just pain killers. Do you think I’ll accept anything over the Internet, if it’s not sold by my own Pharmacist or Prince his Prince look a like son, then I don’t want to know. So stop sending me emails advertising it. Now I must really go and have a s___.

 

9th may

 9th may

it's hot today

as my small daughter listens to songs in French while doing Sociology homework

I'm sat at the other desk seeing what you've all read

Though I may go back to bed for a little. more rest

Nordic countries are passing by, here and over on Wordpress

some of the Stan countries are looking on

how they found me I'll never know

not even a hello email

Just Bankers trying to steal from the own banks, all over the world

send annoying emails, that I delete

I do check IPs and Message Sources

and even Google Plex seems to attack me, but that could just be a cover

AND Pipeline hacked in USA

WAKE up,  grow your own hackers, don't put them in Jail, employ them

It was all in a Die Hard movie years ago

SO WAKE UP

What if they shut off 3 Mile Island

Wake up, and stop being so arrogant

Assume the worst and plan for it

I could go on but I won't right now

I need a soak in the bath

I  looked like a Cyberman yesterday with my headphones on

I may post  a picture for you to  laugh at

Otherwise

Stay Happy and get vaccinated, and yes heart a mask