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MALE
Industry	Arts
Occupation	The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker is my main site,Humour Writer of 1,535,000 words, I could just watch Daytime tv instead.
Location	Birmingham England, https://www.amazon.com/MichaelCasey/e/B00571G0YC, United Kingdom
Links	Audio Clip, Wishlist
Introduction	I've updated this today 14th Dec 2019 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, I am the sexiest one, ok I'm lying, the heaviest one. It's all in the mind I've done loads of writing, 1,535,000 Words worth over 30 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989. In 2013 a low budget film producer looked at The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker and radio people have said they like my style, a book publisher said 300 and Not Out was very funny. So close but no cigar.
Interests	1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views My 19th book will be The 19th Hole and Donald Trump will review it when he resigns, he will be free to do so then. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks I have readers in maybe 70 Countries now, and up to 7 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account
Favourite Films	Its a Wonderful Life, RED & Red2, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek films, The Quiet Man, and good Thrillers, Link is to 1950s Don Camillo film in English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLf6VQyJJkE
Favourite Music	JMJarre, Will Young, Annie Lennox, BarryWhite, Celine, Clapton, Mylie Cyrus, TaylorSwift, Katy Perry. I share my bed with all of them, perhaps I need a bigger bed. I have Tinnitus so I listen to Music at night until sleep finally arrives. I used to go to live music in a bar for years, so I know a good band when i hear one
Favourite Books	Don Camillo, The Book Thief, The Daily Telegraph/Guardian & online newspapers, I am a news Junkie for 50 years now. Amazon has my 18 books if you hack through the jungle There are 200 stories or TWELVE HOURS OF AUDIO on my Typepad too I have readers in maybe 70 Countries now, and up to 7 Translations are simultaneously read on the same day via my Wordpress account. 1000s of Translations have been downloaded from my Wordpress. SO PUBLISHERS/ PRODUCERS there is money to be made if you step up and help me.

The Table has been Put Back together Again

The table has been put back together again

were  words in my mind after I finally got to sleep after a bad Tinnitus night
and if Stevie Wonder is "reading" this then he may  smile, which is a private joke
for somebody also called Michael

this is me after a bit of sleep still with my 84 haircut.



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Padre Pio and Me 2017  
I may write about "the table has been put back together again" later, assuming there's no good film on tv. I saw The Bishop's Wife from 1947 again last night, it is a classic, I suppose I am the old History Prof, will I get enough time to finish. In my case 27 books which is what my big daughter challenged me to write after my Op 5 years ago. I'm on book 19 now, but I've slowed down so that i live longer.
Michael Casey

haircut 27th dec 2019 POST SANTA LOOK SELFIE STYLE

MY FAMILY SAID I LOOKED LIKE DONALD TRUMP WITH WILD HAIR

SO TODAY I FINALLY GOT IT CUT

AN 8 ON THE TOP AN 4 AT THE SIDES  84, MY AGE OR IQ

The Boys from the all Night Chemist

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Just back from the dental hospital hospital

 

I'm all numbed up, but I bought a sandwich from a nice man 

it turns out he he part of a comedy duo

 

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they have a facebook page.

It took me back to my folk club days 25 years ago and more

you never know who you'll meet, the video reminded me of

 Mad Dogs and Englishman 

and yes thank you to the 2 pretty ladies who took my tooth out.

Merry Xmas everybody

Merry Xmas everybody, it's Christmas Eve now
and from Columbia to Poland you are reading my  stuff
in 5 different languages
see I like to make you all suffer
I emailed a few people while I was in my Tinnitus time last night
If I can't sleep, I may as well annoy a few  people
That's why you get emails, from my phone
Now you know
Today the pain monster is attacking me
I'm not just a gorgeous hunk with women dropping like flies
ok, it's the smell, I really should change my socks
at least once a month, instead of once a quarter
it looks like a sunny spring day outside
so it does not feel like Xmas at all
by the way the X in Xmas represents Christ &/or his cross, hence Christmas= xmas
just in case you are a Xmas snob
and for all the right wing evangelicals reading this
ok, they would never read me.
anyway Christ was a strong dark skinned man
somebody you'd fear would mug you
working with Joseph he'd not have been
a lilly white thin specimen off a runway
more like the folks the other side of the wall
and like the Pope said Christians
do not build walls but brides
Consider that this Christmas or Xmas

The Old lady and the Cat

The Old Lady and the Cat ©

By

Michael Casey

Mrs Toonan liked to go to the cinema, it got her out of the house, and besides she always got free food and drinks by giving her best cat’s eyes to the girl on the kiosk. So the cinema was her once a week treat. The girl on the kiosk nearly got in trouble when the manager found out, but Mrs Toonan smiled and said they’d make such a lovely couple. Instant match making, and henceforth a goodie bag to go home with. So all was well. Mrs Toonan went to see that new Cats film, or fileem as the Irish pronounce it, and she liked it, film reviewers my arse she muttered.

When she got home she fed Totoro some of the hot dogs and popcorn  from the goodie bag, Totoro purred with delight. So with Totoro smiling she fell asleep in her arm chair. Now Mrs Toonan was old, much older than she looked, she had snow white silvery hair like that fat silver haired writer in shades, you know, Michael Casey the Panzi as his Chinese readers call him. Well maybe it was too much hot stuff on her sausage, but Mrs Toonan had a stroke and just could not get herself out of the chair.

Now she could have died right there in the cold and dark house, you see she had not put the central heating on yet, so the house was cold and dark, apart from one small light the kitchen. So Mrs Noonan knew she’d be meeting God soon. So she looked at her Saint Martin de Porres statue by the tv and asked him to at least look after Totoro her cat. Now Saint Martin is very soft, and for a cat and an old lady to die together was not something he wanted to happen.

Totoro you’ll have to get some help, I’ll look after Mrs Noonan said a voice in Totoro’s head. So giving one last look at Mrs Noonan Totoro was away. Totoro knew Mrs Toonan had friends at the cinema, so he’d go to the cinema. So Totoro dashed off to the cinema. Sadly a burglar was prowling the neighbour and he could see Mrs Noonan all alone in the big house. It was perfect.

Mrs Toonan’s house was near the canal, and there were rats aplenty there, but they left her house alone because Totoro the Ninja cat lived there, so they left that house well alone. But now Totoro had raced away so while the cats away the mice will play. Though that is not how it all worked out. Gerry Perry the burglar was ready to hit Mrs Toonan, and the rats were ready too. Though Mrs Toonan prayed to Saint Martin by tv.

Gerry Perry was about to strike to hit an old woman in a chair, who was defenceless after a stroke. The rats arrived and leapt all over him, Saint Martin commanded them to save Mrs Noonan. Gerry Perry screamed and fainted, the rats began to eat his clothes and bite him too, you never hit an old lady in a chair, especially if Saint Martin de Porres lives there.

Meanwhile Totoro ran for his life to save the life of Mrs Toonan, as she ran Totoro asked  his friends to help him get to the cinema, so fat cats, thin cats, lazy cats, big cats, little cats, and multi coloured cats all joined the fluffiest whitest cat of them all TOTORO to the rescue. By the time they got to the cinema there were 100 cats, all screaming in unison. The kiosk girl and the manager knew something was wrong. The queue outside applauded they though it was a stunt for the film, but the kiosk girl and the manager had seen a photo of Mrs Toonan and Totoro before. Quick follow that cat, and the left the cinema racing after the cats. At the cinema everybody bought tickets for the film, and agreed with Mrs Toonan it was good.

Meanwhile the kiosk girl and the manager raced after the cats, a passing police car followed, as Sgt Mulholland just loved cats. Soon the army of cats arrived at Mrs Toonan’s house. The rats raced away chased by all the cat, save for one enormous rat, too fat to race away. The kiosk girl and the manager entered the house, with Sgt Mulholland behind. They saw the burglar all covered in blood and bites, the king rat took an enormous bite out of Gerry Perry’s behind then winking at Totoro and bowing at the statue of Saint Martin de Porres waddled out the kitchen door.

Sgt Mulholland saw the situation at once and cuffed Gerry Perry before the looking at Mrs Toonan. It’s a stroke, I’ll get her to hospital fast, so picking her up as if she were his own dear grandmother Sgt. Mulholland put her in his police car and floored it. He radioed for backup to come and take care of the cuffed Gerry Perry. The police came and took Gerry Perry away. Then the kiosk girl and the manager told Totoro he should come with them till Mrs Toonan came back from the hospital.

Totoro just started to run, but in the direction of the cinema, so soon 200 cats came to join in the fun, and arrived as a 2^nd showing was about to start, CATs come to see cats was what the Internet explained. The kiosk girl and the manager said Totoro has saved the day and had saved Mrs Noonan from a burglar, and the rats had somehow attacked the burglar too. Only Sgt. Mulholland and Mrs Toonan knew the truth, Saint Martin de Porres loves cats and people in equal measure, and it was his pleasure to see a ninja cat called Totoro.

India Yemen and Hungary amongst today's readers

India Yemen and Hungary amongst today's readers

so you continue to be a far flung crowd

Well the pain monster descended today after a bad night of Tinnitus
Now my elbow throbs, I factured it in 1985 when I was ice skating, yes really
a fracture is worse than a break I once heard.

We took the silly photos of me as a centre fold, then later on the lack of proper sleep and the pain monster arrived.

So be nice to those in chronic pain this Christmas
If you have your Health, then that's more than enough this Christmas
When I'm over tired my sense of humour is even more surreal, Jon the Hippy used to say, Michael drink some water, and he as right. I hope he is enjoying Parenthood nowadays.

I suppose I was spoilt as a child
But when my dad had his fatal heart attack, I repaid his love.
It was fatal heart attack but my brother brought him back and he spent 3 months, or 12 weeks in Dudley Rd hospital thereafter, dad can even remember the Doctors saying he'd be dead soon, and it was then he awoke and dad says the doctor dropped his cup of tea.
Read Padre Pio and Me for details, it's on the site, this was just 8 weeks after mum had died in the marriage bed next to dad. My brother, the same brother was unable to save her.

So this Christmas hold tight to those you love, you never know when you might lose them, this was in 1996, a few weeks after another brother had had a baby son, around the time of Dunblane massacre.