Finally had my Head Examined
well about time to I can hear you all say
60 cm head
they glue things to your head
so thanks to the two of them
Yes my head is so big, I need two of them
You are all so cruel
Though they had to put up with me so they suffered more
I got lost too, the form said 1st floor but it was on 2nd
luckily I got help
you need it, I heard you all mutter
You are so cruel
I'll put glue in your hair
Anyway they asked me to close my eyes and they watched a screen
I did jerk a bit, my head that is
Maybe I'm afraid of the dark
So I jerk
You are all making up your own jokes now
Anyway a big thank you to the crew
when I finally found you
they filmed me as well, I signed a waiver
So I've finally made it to the screen
Michael Casey JERK
but a PhD will look at me
So are you all jealous
Or just think what you have alway thought
Michael Casey the Fat Silver Haired Writer in Shades from Birmingham
Jerk A Lot, what we have always thought JERK
Pause
or is its Paws
As I scratch your eyes out
A line of Drs on the way out
So I said I;m King Charles and pretended to shake hands
As a line of Police were assisting with a Patient or Prisoner
Another day at Dudley Road Hospital, or City if you are younger than me
Then a taxi home, in a tobacco filled taxi
The driver's daughter is a Pharmacist
Another driver I had his son is doing Medicine
anyway I thanked my driver and told his he could be my neighbour
as a nearby house is for sale
Would you want to be my neighbour, or would that be beyond the pale
There is even somebody who wants to live in our street
The estate agent has leafleted so
So beware you could be my neighbour
Does that fill you with terror
Or the thought of coming and typing for me
Would that drive you to insanity
When Neighbours become Good Friends and all that
as this is not a story, it won't end up in my books
Or do you like my bullet points
Not a metaphor
Somebody may stick all of my stuff in a new book
a multi volume edition 1 to 10 maybe
Post Bypass stories and Before (c) by Michael Casey
Jeff Bezo I'm all yours, just rub than sun tan in
me back home again
MRI in a couple of weeks too, or maybe I'm just a big fat headache
and don't forget Putin needs his head examined too......
and as a bonus for the Arab speaker looking after me Something for the Family
and the demonstrating neighbours in Iran
Then The MEN can stay home and Babysit and NOT FIGHT IN UKRAINE
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