Friday 4 February 2022

Revenge on Advertisers

Revenge on Advertisers (c)

By Michael Casey 

Here's our  offering for, and as it's Valentines lets call it Valentine this or that

Ok, I got the email, it's your usual with rubbish named for the Season

The same stuff will be Spring rubbish

Then Summer rubbish

ad infinitum

So today I replied to adverts with my Valentine poem

They can all use it for a small fee

I happened to have it on my clipboard so

A serious reporter I read got a copy too

But maybe Boris should be all luved up by his Party

I also got a survey request, I've had too many of those

So I told them where to go, and spend money on Cyber Security

But they'll say, we only asked, spend Public Money on Cyber Security

Not Pie Charts justifying your existence, as a Survey people

Spend it on the Core

Enough of my ranting, the pain monster has come out to play

Then on cue a stabbing pain in my chest, really, I'm not making it up

So I'm going to stop now and talk to my daughter instead

And then Inspector Koo Kdrama must be watched

As for the rest of you

Thanks for reading me, but seriously I don't want rubbish

from Anywhere asking me to spend money, or honey traps 

Just leave me alone today, not unless you can really speed type 

for free, and live near me already, and the rest you know already

So no need of me spam emailing anybody

So reciprocate and if you deliver fast food leaflets don't bother either

Shinny paper is no use to wipe my big fat hairy backside with

So don't pop them through my letterbox

Or I may slap a sticker with a poem on

On your back, or send one to the email address on the pizza parlour

So that's all for today, and if you want to make an App for then

ONLY IF ITS TOTALLY FREE

otherwise go away, and let me be



Malta April 2013, before all my pains got me, though even there 

I needed spray on pain killer

Deep Heat.


Valentine Poem just copy it down and give it to the one you love

Posted bymichaelgcasey02/02/2020Posted inUncategorized

Valentine Poem just copy it down and give it to the one you love                                                  email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com


You’re Never Alone When You Are in Love ©


By


Michael Casey


Love is being together , Love is a smile , a Look , A Touch


Or Just A Sigh , Not really knowing why you chose one another .


Yet Together Till You Die


Love is a Kiss soft and gentle on the cheek which warms your


heart and makes you glad you chose one another .


A Kiss can lead to more but I’ll leave Passion locked Safely


behind a bedroom door


Passion spent you’ll not give up each not even for Lent .


You’ll just lie in warm embrace and remember you forgot to say


grace .


Whispers and Promises are made , plans for the future and if


she put her hair this way , Do you think it would suit her ?


Then giggles and more embraces , Till the Night is over and with


a dig in the ribs you make him move over .


Then your oneness complete , you have to put up with his cold feet !


But when you are apart your hearts are still one ,


Thought half is absent you are still one .


His socks under the bed , and after what you said .


His “toys” scattered about , and the clout you’ll give when he


returns and the warmth of your body he yearns .


His cold feet to chill you after he thrills you , are absent yet the


thought makes you smile , at least you have the comfort for a while.


His grins and leers , which makes you smile at least you’ll have


peace for a while .


But his heart is still with you , the love is always there – as


bright as your fair hair .


Close your eyes and he is still there , Remember the embrace as


he played his fingers across your face .


Let your dreams go and remember the whispers in your ear, warm


kisses on your shoulder before he gets bolder . The warmth of love


that soars through your blood .


Dream long , Dream deep , your Man toils while you sleep, though


you are apart you are still together whatever the weather , for you


are never apart for he is locked in your heart .


Though sometimes he can be trying , there’s Never any need of


crying for your love is Undying.


Always remember he fills your heart even when you are apart


End

Michael G Casey에게 이메일 michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

당신은 사랑에있을 때 결코 혼자가 아닙니다 ©

으로

마이클 케이시

사랑은 함께하고사랑은 미소,보기터치

또는 한숨 쉬다왜 당신이 서로를 선택했는지 정말로 알지 못한다.

그럼에도 불구하고 당신이 죽을 때까지 함께

사랑은 당신의 몸을 따뜻하게하는 볼에 부드럽고 온화한 키스입니다.

마음을 쓰게되어 기쁘게 생각합니다.

키스는 더 많은 것을 이끌 수 있지만 나는 열정을 안전하게 잠그고 떠날거야.

침실 문 뒤에서

열정은 사순절을 위해서조차도 포기하지 않을 것입니다.

너는 따뜻한 포옹에 거짓말을하고잊어 버린 것을 기억할 것이다.

은혜.

속삭임과 약속이 만들어지고미래를위한 계획과

그녀는이 방법으로 그녀의 머리카락을 넣어당신은 그것이 그녀에게 어울릴 것이라고 생각하니?

그 다음 킥킥 웃음과 그 이상의 포옹밤이 끝날 때까지

갈빗대에서 발굴하면 그를 움직일 수 있습니다.

그럼 당신의 하나가 완성당신은 그의 차가운 발로 참아!

그러나 당신이 떨어져있을 때 당신의 마음은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

생각 반은 결석 한 당신은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

침대 밑에있는 양말과 네가 한 말대로.

그의 장난감은 흩어져 있었고,

그가 돌아 오는 몸의 보온과 따뜻함.

그가 당신을 흥분시킨 후에 당신을 차게하는 그의 차가운 발은 아직 결석하고 있습니다.

생각은 당신을 미소 짓게합니다적어도 당신은 잠시 동안 편안함을 느낍니다.

그의 미소와 leers, 적어도 당신은 미소 지을거야

잠시 동안 평화.

그러나 그의 마음은 여전히 ​​당신과 함께합니다사랑은 항상 거기에 있습니다.

너의 공정한 머리카락처럼 밝은.

눈을 감고 그는 여전히 거기에있다.

그는 당신의 얼굴을 가로 질러 손가락을 연주했습니다.

꿈을 꾸고 귀에 속삭이는 것을 기억하고 따뜻하게 해주세요.

그가 과감하기 전에 어깨에 키스. 사랑의 온기

당신의 피로 솟아 오릅니다.

꿈을 길게깊은 꿈을당신의 남자는 수면 중에 수고를합니다.

너는 별거 다너는 아직도 날씨가 무엇이든간에 너와 함께있어너를 위해서.

그가 당신의 마음에 갇혀 있기 때문에 결코 분리되어 있지 않습니다.

때로는 그가 시도 할 수도 있지만절대로

당신의 사랑을 위해 우는 것은 언ying은 것입니다.

그가 항상 떨어져 있어도 마음을 채운다는 것을 항상 기억하십시오.

종료


feel free to tell all your friends in Korea and Japan and China and anyplace else.

now advert for my stuff

And yes I’d love a spot on the radio, reading my stuff between records, any form of music you like,
Or you could get a KPop star to read my stuff out in Korean.
Perhaps I could become a cult, just like Gangham Style but far far fatter and older with silver hair, I have my own shades, I love Ray Bans by the way.

And yes I’d love a spot on the radio, reading my stuff between records, any form of music you like,
Or you could get a KPop star to read my stuff out in Korean.
Perhaps I could become a cult, just like Gangham Style but far far fatter and older with silver hair, I have my own shades, I love Ray Bans by the way.


And yes I’d love a spot on the radio, reading my stuff between records, any form of music you like,

Or you could get a KPop star to read my stuff out in Korean.
Perhaps I could become a cult, just like Gangham Style but far far fatter and older with silver hair, I have my own shades, I love Ray Bans by the way.

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Thursday 3 February 2022

KOREA

and for all my Kpop fans in Korea
Michael G Casey에게 이메일 michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

당신은 사랑에있을 때 결코 혼자가 아닙니다 ©


으로


마이클 케이시

사랑은 함께하고, 사랑은 미소,보기, 터치

또는 한숨 쉬다, 왜 당신이 서로를 선택했는지 정말로 알지 못한다.

그럼에도 불구하고 당신이 죽을 때까지 함께


사랑은 당신의 몸을 따뜻하게하는 볼에 부드럽고 온화한 키스입니다.

마음을 쓰게되어 기쁘게 생각합니다.

키스는 더 많은 것을 이끌 수 있지만 나는 열정을 안전하게 잠그고 떠날거야.

침실 문 뒤에서

열정은 사순절을 위해서조차도 포기하지 않을 것입니다.

너는 따뜻한 포옹에 거짓말을하고, 잊어 버린 것을 기억할 것이다.

은혜.

속삭임과 약속이 만들어지고, 미래를위한 계획과

그녀는이 방법으로 그녀의 머리카락을 넣어, 당신은 그것이 그녀에게 어울릴 것이라고 생각하니?

그 다음 킥킥 웃음과 그 이상의 포옹, 밤이 끝날 때까지

갈빗대에서 발굴하면 그를 움직일 수 있습니다.

그럼 당신의 하나가 완성, 당신은 그의 차가운 발로 참아!

그러나 당신이 떨어져있을 때 당신의 마음은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

생각 반은 결석 한 당신은 여전히 ​​하나입니다.

침대 밑에있는 양말과 네가 한 말대로.

그의 “장난감”은 흩어져 있었고,

그가 돌아 오는 몸의 보온과 따뜻함.

그가 당신을 흥분시킨 후에 당신을 차게하는 그의 차가운 발은 아직 결석하고 있습니다.

생각은 당신을 미소 짓게합니다, 적어도 당신은 잠시 동안 편안함을 느낍니다.

그의 미소와 leers, 적어도 당신은 미소 지을거야

잠시 동안 평화.

그러나 그의 마음은 여전히 ​​당신과 함께합니다. 사랑은 항상 거기에 있습니다.

너의 공정한 머리카락처럼 밝은.

눈을 감고 그는 여전히 거기에있다.

그는 당신의 얼굴을 가로 질러 손가락을 연주했습니다.

꿈을 꾸고 귀에 속삭이는 것을 기억하고 따뜻하게 해주세요.

그가 과감하기 전에 어깨에 키스. 사랑의 온기

당신의 피로 솟아 오릅니다.

꿈을 길게, 깊은 꿈을, 당신의 남자는 수면 중에 수고를합니다.

너는 별거 다. 너는 아직도 날씨가 무엇이든간에 너와 함께있어. 너를 위해서.

그가 당신의 마음에 갇혀 있기 때문에 결코 분리되어 있지 않습니다.

때로는 그가 시도 할 수도 있지만, 절대로

당신의 사랑을 위해 우는 것은 언ying은 것입니다.

그가 항상 떨어져 있어도 마음을 채운다는 것을 항상 기억하십시오.


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Stumbling Over myself

Stumbling Over Myself ©

By 
Michael Casey

Well it’s 31st Jan 2022 and Tinnitus is killing me, lack of sleep etc, not to mention constant din, children are not as bad. Anyway, enough of that, you may be glad as I cannot do as much writing, just Bullet Point stuff instead. But as you all know 2,000,000 words, 20 books, 2000 stories, 3600 pieces all told, are to be found on my Wordpress and Blogger, just Google Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham. 

That paragraph was for any stragglers to my sites, spammer beware too, I don’t want you. So, what am I going to bore you with today? Well I have loaded up a load of Russian Translations to keep the armies at bay, just stay away. A bit of Peace is all I want. I still play the Peace album from 20 years ago constantly, the Eurythmics.  I don’t like the modern version they did. My album collection is now on my devices so I can play it everywhere, but 20 years ago was when I stopped regular Music buying, marriage and poverty puts an end to all that. What else, as it is Chinese New Year, the Tiger, I’ve loaded up Chinese Simplified Translations. So, when you are down the takeaway tell them where to look to see my stuff, though they may think you are crackers. I need to eat now, so you have some egg fried rice while I have some salmon and rice, healthy eating, though at 127kilos I do need to lose a lot.

Well did you enjoy your food? Mine was fine, though I need to slap on the pain killer now, so wait there while I do that, then I’ll continue. It’s 3rd Feb now and I’m continuing this. So every day I look at the newspapers, 3 of them, then I look to see who’s been reading me, then I check my email to see what rubbish has been sent to me. Supermarket wins are tops at the moment, though some I’d never go to, one of the family just got food poisoning from a supermarket sandwich. And I never thrust any of them. Always hover, always check sender IP, then delete unread. Any competition will just hack your card. 

So when I’m on my sites I can see country and piece of writing read, sometimes I can match them up, other times I can guess. So why do Iran, Jordan, UAE read me, not forgetting Pakistan too, that’s just today. I don’t know, perhaps they are practicing their English so they can all speak in a Posh Birmingham accent. The full-on Birmingham or Brummie accent you would not understand. I speak the way I do because I had an Irish mum with a Kerry accent, and dad after decades in steel works with lots of Welsh guys, didn’t have any accent I could hear. Added to that I spent 20 years, yes 20 years listening to BBC Radio 4, before Reginal accents drifted in. That’s why my Esol English students liked my clear accent.

As I check my reading figures across my 4 sites, 2 main, and 2 backups, I see what you have all been reading. Some I’ll remember by the title, some I cannot, so I’ll click and read for myself. A photo album of words so to speak. And as I talk to you the pain descends again. So, I’ll move about and come back to you, with JMJarre playing his Revolutions. Well I had chicken soup and seeded bread, and yes the seeds always come out the other end like those famous coffee beans. I also spoke to my GP, for blood results, GFR 27 now, got more painkillers too. My body needs a different gel, as the other not strong enough anymore.

Beatles singing She’s Leaving Home, very touching. I wrote Lech, Boris and Gregorgi Check it Out when my big daughter went off to University, worth a read. They are Polish/Ukrainian/Russian first cousins who have adventures. I’ve written ten stories or so with them in. True Eastern Europe values, Love, Food, Family when this nonsense finishes maybe somebody will make Cartoons or films with them in. Look online for the stories.

So, I look at what you have all been reading then the memories and sometimes tears fall. Normally I write, do a quick proof read, then Post and add to current book I’m creating. Then read again. So, it can be 3 reads and I’m done, until I spot whatever you people, you people, can mean anybody anywhere, so don’t go Woke on me. If you go Woke then I’ll hit the back of your bare legs with a wet lettuce. Google Larry Grayson for more details. 

As for inspiration, you’ve seen the old house, I just looked out the window and away I go. The window here is bigger, but the inspiration is less. 2,000,000 words now after all. I could rattle off stories but I do need that speed typist, as with Tinnitus it’s like the tide is coming in fast, so not enough time to write write so to speak. I am no Canute, but some of you may be thinking otherwise. So, don’t get your feet wet or those pretend leather shoes will get wet. Normally one hour is all I need to write a new piece. Then 30 mins for posting and backups, which is the boring bit. But SECURITY is everything.

Back to Stumbling, Mark Harris said I was a good stumbler, I just told him he was a Canute, as Barry will no doubt remember. But words arrive with stories attached, and I just nudge them a bit, I’m a story nudger, though Mark if he sees this may call me something else. A metaphor is always funnier, and you can reach a wider audience by not being Profane. PG to 12 is the audience level for all my writing, though not as useful as PG Tips tea, but I hope I don’t make a monkey out of any of you. You all hate my writing equally. The people I mention, or myself are just Fools, who should be laughed at, and left locked out in the cold, while you have a mug of PG Tips. Then when the teapot is cold you allow me to have the dregs, with only the gingernuts left which nobody likes, except the ginger haired girl, who happens to be a speed typist. So, as we drink the cold tea, and eat stale ginger nuts, she sets the page on fire as I dictate to her. Where did that random Kpop girl come from

And maybe that’ll be the next story.



Welcoming Saint Vincent and the Grenadines here's the Valentine Poem again too

Welcoming Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 

you and 11 other countries reading my rubbish here on Blogger

17 others countries over on Wordpress reading my stuff

in the past 24 hours

So why?

I welcome all readers

Just don't send me rubbish emails once  you've found me

If you start with My Dear, or Barrister this or that

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY  A THIEF AND A LIAR

or emails in non English languages

CUT AND PASTE RUBBISH

OR WRITE TO ME AT A 2ND EMAIL INSIDE

If I have made the effort to Translate into 40 plus

languages then you could be bothered to RECIPROCATE

AND YES I'M VERY CRANKY TODAY

You have Tinnitus like a freight train in your head 

EVERY time you wake up

and it takes an HOUR before the sound subsides

But NEVER goes away, night and day

Then you'll understand

Add pain so bad that you wish you wish

on top of it

Then you'll know I want a quiet life Literally

So I can write again, instead of Bullet Pointing

That's why I need a speed typist

ENOUGH 

so watch Parasite the Korean film

I finally saw it yesterday, very funny

Ended very darkly, very Korean maybe

Also started Inspector Koo a Kdrama

So enjoy them

I hope you like the AUDIO I've put top again

Then Here's the Valentine poem again

Valentine Poem just copy it down and give it to the one you love                                                  email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

You’re Never Alone When You Are in Love ©

By

Michael Casey

Love is being together , Love is a smile , a Look , A Touch

Or Just A Sigh , Not really knowing why you chose one another .

Yet Together Till You Die

Love is a Kiss soft and gentle on the cheek which warms your

heart and makes you glad you chose one another .

A Kiss can lead to more but I’ll leave Passion locked Safely

behind a bedroom door

Passion spent you’ll not give up each not even for Lent .

You’ll just lie in warm embrace and remember you forgot to say

grace .

Whispers and Promises are made , plans for the future and if

she put her hair this way , Do you think it would suit her ?

Then giggles and more embraces , Till the Night is over and with

a dig in the ribs you make him move over .

Then your oneness complete , you have to put up with his cold feet !

But when you are apart your hearts are still one ,

Thought half is absent you are still one .

His socks under the bed , and after what you said .

His “toys” scattered about , and the clout you’ll give when he

returns and the warmth of your body he yearns .

His cold feet to chill you after he thrills you , are absent yet the

thought makes you smile , at least you have the comfort for a while.

His grins and leers , which makes you smile at least you’ll have

peace for a while .

But his heart is still with you , the love is always there – as

bright as your fair hair .

Close your eyes and he is still there , Remember the embrace as

he played his fingers across your face .

Let your dreams go and remember the whispers in your ear, warm

kisses on your shoulder before he gets bolder . The warmth of love

that soars through your blood .

Dream long , Dream deep , your Man toils while you sleep, though

you are apart you are still together whatever the weather , for you

are never apart for he is locked in your heart .

Though sometimes he can be trying , there’s Never any need of

crying for your love is Undying.

Always remember he fills your heart even when you are apart

End

****

I wrote the poem originally for a friend's wedding, him and his Bolero outfit

30 years ago, what more can I say. Yes, Vimto is nice, I've rediscovered it

THough CYBERCRIME in UK has hit some store so supplies of biscuits are hit

1978, 44 YEARS AGO I STARTED IN COMPUTERS

First Law, BACKUPS BACKUPS BACKUPS

3 Generations of FILES 

VERY BASIC STUFF

IT SHOULD BE MADE LAW FOR COMPANIES

TOO MUCH WE ARE SAFE

THEY SHOULD BE CYBER TESTED TWICE A YEAR

SECURE SYSTEMS

and yes Russia will test US, so 

DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR SECURITY TODAY

ITS AN INVESTMENT NOT AN EXTRA COST

my rubbish here on Blogger and Wordpress does not matter


It's just Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham

but Food Production, Water Supplies, NHS which was saved by a Good Hacker before

All this and more should be protected today.

Not forgetting Power Stations and all that 

And it starts by having a Tony on Security on your front door

and I don't mean an acting Statue





for my Arabic readers, a very big family comedy, about my own Chinese/Irish family

Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 162 countries so far https://www.amazon.co.uk/Micha...