The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

Sunday, 29 October 2023

Enough

michaelgcasey29/10/2023UncategorizedEdit

another book out saying Terrible Trump was, worse that a 2 year old

Only now the Maga people tell the Truth, to make MONEY

Or save their own SKIN

what were they doing since the Insurrection

THROW every last one of them out

AND PENCE

Tell the Truth, or do you want to be VP again?

Makes me want to PUKE

and I’m in such pain and NOISE from Tinnitus

behind all the smiles, there is always PATHOS

And as for PUTIN, a Billionaire too, Genocide is his HOBBY

Don’t put up with Either extreme

If we STOP all the nonsense

The Planet can be saved

And by the way the whole world reads my rubbish by never thanks me

That’s OK

Change things for the Better, Serve Others

Like the Best Leaders of every sort

Judge by the Reality, not the Words

Be a worker in the Fields

Not a liar

That’s enough for today

and yes say the Rosary, or any prayers you usually say

OR just let Humanity explode

Don’t Fight and Help Each Other

those were my own mother’s words long ago

BUT do any of you ever listen

Sancho Panza said only a Fool never changes his mind

A wise man will

Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

Friday, 27 October 2023

the gathering

my witches are all gathering

and the cat is so fluffy

and ready to sit on a broom

so look to the sky

the casey witches are flying

in the air tonight

I even had

Tooth Fairy Pass by

she waved her wand

I even took a photo

but no you can never see it

some jokes must stay in the family

so before the dawn breaks

we will all be eating burnt cakes

and Tinnitus if it does not kill me

will turn into Tittarnia a fairy

and Putin will get a surprize

when Totoro eats his meat balls

Watch for Ballet on TV in Moscow

then we really know

PUTIN is GONE

****

a prayer a hope a sigh, Putin another Brick in the Wall

18 years ago

Rouble Worthless like Putin and Toilet Paper

michaelgcasey27/10/2023UncategorizedEdit

time to remove him, before he sends you to UKRAINE to be shot in the Back by RUSSIANS

The entrance of the Russian Central Bank headquarters in downtown Moscow. Photograph: Alexander Nemenov/AFP/Getty Images

Graeme WeardenFri 27 Oct 2023 14.35 BST

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Key events(14)NatWest Group(12)Nigel Farage(9)Coutts Bank(7)Travers Smith(7)Alison Rose(5)

From 3h ago

11.40 BST

Russia hikes interest rates to 15% to battle inflation

The Russia's Central Bank headquarter building in Moscow — The Russia’s Central Bank headquarter building in Moscow Photograph: Sergei Ilnitsky/EPA

Newsflash: The Bank of Russia has raised its key interest rate from 13% to 15%, a larger rise than expected.

Announcing the 200 basis point hike, the Bank of Russia says current inflationary pressures have significantly increased to a level above its expectations.

This is the third tightening of monetary policy since the summer. In August, Russia’s central bank lifted rates from 8.5% to 12%, after the rouble weakened through the 100-to-the-dollar mark, and followed this up with a rise to 13% in mid-September.

The Bank of Russia says it now expects annual inflation will range from 7.0 to 7.5% this year, well over its 4% target.

It expects inflation will decline to betwen 4% and 4.5% next year, “and stay close to 4% further on”.

Inflation has been lifted, in part, by the weak rouble, which has fallen from 75 to the dollar at the start of 2023 to around 100/$ earlier this month.

The central bank says:

Higher inflationary pressures are seen across an increasingly broader range of goods and services. This means that a steady rise in domestic demand is progressively exceeding the capabilities to expand the production of goods and the provision of services.
These conditions boost businesses’ appetite to pass higher costs on to consumers, which is driven among others by the weakening of the ruble and labour shortages.

Thursday, 26 October 2023

Horrible day of Tinnitus and then Pain

I did have an idea in my head, but the pain is too much

I've just annoyed the Russians instead

You will die for certain in Ukraine

Turn around and have a fighting chance to live

Just remove the Clown Prince PUTIN

I'll change my broadband soon

my company wants. me to pay DOUBLE for my old copper wire

which I have for years

but HALF if I allow them to dig up my garden

IT is NOT LOGICAL

why can I not just carry on and pay the SAME

no digging required

as the Plumbed full fibre lot

Sounds like Discrimination to ME

michaelgcasey@hotmail.com if you can do better than them

I am testing a plug and play thing but I need one that actually

does what it says on the box

for as you all know Broadband is my Lifeline

I'm wasting my spit talking to the AI bots and bored People

at my Current Broadband

Watch. this space

I'll tell you for free what's best when I finally one that works

And by the way some Broadband People SCRUB their Internet

Comments to make themselves WHITER than WHITE

DISCUSS

I can get a smarty card and have UNLIMITED broadband for 20quid

Monument to PUTIN, time to FLUSH him away

Wednesday, 25 October 2023

All Souls Day coming on 2nd Nov

The Dead and The Living

The Dead and The Living (c)

Michael Casey

I first saw a deceased when I was nine years old ,my father said not

to worry as the dead are the same as the living , only the laughter

has left them , the sparkle has gone from their eyes , the worry has

been lifted from their shoulders , and their voice has vanished to

eternity .

In paradise the sparkle will return for it is the twinkle of the

stars , the laughter will return too for it is the morning breeze and

the turning tides are their sides shaking with laughter .

I treat the deceased with the same courtesy as I give to the living,

though I find the deceased are always more polite . My father also

had a few words to say about the living .

He said that the living are only the caretakers of the soul , yet

they think their existence is everything , that they know everything

because they experience many things with their senses .

What the living don't acknowledge is that their time is short and

when I lay their bodies to rest then their souls continue without

them , without their strong , without their weak , without their

beautiful or even ugly temporary form , to where I cannot say , only

that it is a better place .

Percy the undertaker placed the lid on the coffin ,the soul was free

THE BEGINNING

*****

from The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey (me)

Monday, 23 October 2023

well i had to go back to bed for afew hours due to Tinnitus and Pain, still not a law firm

So much Evil and War in the world

so in a way I feel Guilty, being happy

also the atmosphere makes it harder to want to be funny

Discuss

Guilt and Comedy and Black Humour

10,000 words by Wednesday

NOW

I just rattle it off and when I'm done I reward myself marks out of 10

sometimes when I reread I cry, or I laugh aloud

It's only when it's done that I stand back and take it all in

like Tom Sawyer and that Fence, maybe

I do annoy Russian daily with emails, or icons mainly

Icons are an interest

as is painting

AND Music too

not that I can do either

But with words I make Cartoons Made from Words

which is one of my sites

And also in my non sleeping Tinnitus time I may email you

Random thoughts from a tortured soul maybe

And as I awake several times, I may email

Moscow again and again

That's why FSB hate me

but i am getting Perfume for Christmas, maybe

just like Salisbury

so this is my life, and I never want a surprize like that, ever

You get what I give you, when I want , pain permitting

Still have to sort my wifi, and then I'll save some money

for luxuries, called Student Daughters

I could paste in a random piece but you can look for yourself today

4500 pieces on this site alone

feel free to pay me by buying a book on Amazon

but nobody does

I'm nobody's child, altogether now SING

or maybe I was adopted, like Orphan Annie

at least the Sun had come Out

TOMORROW

and yes I put snaps in so you know who to blame

and yes since Putin went Barmy, too much Politics

but you can pick out the best bits, and leave the rest

on the side of your plate

How about a Tic Tok challenge

Walk like Putin, like a mechanical toy, arms swinging

10 years in jail if you did that in USSR 2.0

God Help Us

literally

so pray

Moscow put a new Ballet on, I have my shoes ready,

and an Empty chair, for whoever comes AFTER Putin

Sunday, 29 October 2023

Enough

Enough

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Friday, 27 October 2023

the gathering

Rouble Worthless like Putin and Toilet Paper

Rouble Worthless like Putin and Toilet Paper

Russia hikes interest rates to 15% to battle inflation

Thursday, 26 October 2023

Horrible day of Tinnitus and then Pain

Wednesday, 25 October 2023

All Souls Day coming on 2nd Nov

The Dead and The Living

Monday, 23 October 2023

well i had to go back to bed for afew hours due to Tinnitus and Pain, still not a law firm

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