Thursday, 23 February 2023

Persian Translations for all who visit the Pharmacy

Persian Translations for all who visit the Pharmacy

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https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/2022/04/teach-yourself-english-with-michael.html

Well Teller of Stories this may help you or amuse you

email michaelgcasey@hotmail.com

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England

Wednesday, 22 February 2023

AI is watching me plus around the Horne link

AI is watching me

Perplexity is all mixed up

confuses me with the Irish guy of the EXACT SAME NAME

so there's a WEAKNESS

In fact it mixed up data about both of us

so I cut and pasted my Blogger Info

which appears at the side

into Perplexity

so wait a week and see

if you Google michaelgcasey

or rather enter michaelgcasey into Perplexity

will it still be confused

BUT

most people forget what they were doing after they meet me

I'm like a bar of chocolate or a hot drink

I bring RELIEF

so make your own jokes up there

and hello to Ukrainians everywhere who seem to like my rubbish

as well as my Korean readers

Though you could just be bored hotel night shift workers

so I bet you are disappointed

Quick Stories FULL title is Quick Stories for Busy People

So I hope it brings Relief to you in whatever language you read it

Quick Stories is NOT about "relief" but I do hope it amuses

the 1000s of you who have downloaded or looked at the pages

It appears on, though Perplexity will be even more confused

Wait till it stumbles over Shakespeare and Double Entendres

If if found Around the Horne

https://www.radioechoes.com/?page=series&genre=OTR-Comedy&series=Round%20The%20Horne

it would be totally confuses

But while you are here

Click the link above and discover British Comedy at its very best

From the 1960s

what Prince Charles was listening to under the bed clothes as well as The Goons

He is a King now, no not a metaphor, but he can still dance like a Prince

He will have a Purple Reign no doubt

So don't be Perplexed just bounce off the perspex 

AI AI AI adio adio , she's coming round the bend

you have just been michaeled

did you enjoy the experience

was it a relief

Language was an essay my daughter wrote

But they wouldn't even mark this

too many skid marks on it

Mark Wheatstone where are you now

only StatsMR folks  will understand

that reference

AI

Always Ignorant







Ash Wednesday 2023

My Mum’s Place Kerry Eire

This is Cromane Lower, Killorglin, County Kerry, follow the coast road as that’s where my mother came from . The old coastguard station is very fancy, 50 years ago it was a bar

My dad and me came out in the dark, no street lighting then, and my dad thought he had gone blind. What’s that noise he asked slightly afraid, it was the sea hitting the strand it was very late. Christmas 1973, dad and me, and Uncle Patrick

I stumbled over it again in my Tinnitus time on the phone I keep for music by my bed

So if ever your are in Kerry, do pop in , and raise a glass in toast for me. And have a Lemonade, the red or the white they used to say. So have a pancake tomorrow, and then promise yourself to see Kerry at its very best. And see the values from the sea, poured into me. SOB, Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry

Tuesday, 21 February 2023

my Best Friend PUTIN

 my Best Friend PUTIN

we get along famously

I go the extra mile with him

I trust him more than USA

Did he  really do all that in Ukraine

I was watching the Golf on the other channel

HE would not have dared do it if i were PRESIDENT

and on and on the Empty Headed Words or rather BILE comes out

Ukraine let them die, they wont do me any favours

So let the rape,murder, pillage , theft and Genocide continues

what does that word mean away

I hope to be at  the Coronation of the King in England

me and Elizabeth got on famously

So if Harry is in a ditch

I can use his ticket

More people would attend and watch it on tv

If they knew it was me coming 

Putin wont be invited, that;s a tragedy 

and Pres Z why does he never  wear a suit

He has no class unlike me

When I'm President again

He will wear a suit if he wants anything from me

As for me I have to write a letter to Kim

about our non disclosure agreement

met her at a golf tournament

Have to have a burger and fries

ready before I make Toxic statements

I;m back on Twitter now

Have to make sure donations come

to my favourite Charity

ME



times up for Putin and Trump maybe they should both be in an Abba tribute band

like in my story from a few years ago I;m Setting Up a Band   its on this site

even in Russian

 







Monday, 20 February 2023

My Mum's Place Kerry Eire

My Mum’s Place Kerry Eire

This is Cromane Lower, Killorglin, County Kerry, follow the coast road as that’s where my mother came from . The old coastguard station is very fancy, 50 years ago it was a bar

My dad and me came out in the dark, no street lighting then, and my dad thought he had gone blind. What’s that noise he asked slightly afraid, it was the sea hitting the strand it was very late. Christmas 1973, dad and me, and Uncle Patrick

I stumbled over it again in my Tinnitus time on the phone I keep for music by my bed

So if ever your are in Kerry, do pop in , and raise a glass in toast for me. And have a Lemonade, the red or the white they used to say. So have a pancake tomorrow, and then promise yourself to see Kerry at its very best. And see the values from the sea, poured into me. SOB, Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry

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Happy 555 to my Indian Readers

Michael Casey About the author I've updated this today 13th April 2023 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver hai...