Sunday, 25 December 2022

Merry Christmas Everywhere

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20 different languages being read

I played a trick on our street

Booming MERRY CHRISTMAS at intevals

At one point all the neighbours joined in

Kids next door really think I am Father Christmas

a Amazon Lady delivered stuff

So I said you are Romanian and she was shocked I knew

30 years ago everybody thought I was Physic cannot spell it or clairvoyant

The Romanian lady had Jingle Bells on her boots so she gave the game away

So I loaded ROMANIAN Translations Up

Now today in the middle f my Tinnitus night I stumbled on

This picture

Totoro the Cat that caught Putin and other lying rats from Moscow

So Merry Christmas and stop being prejudiced as you read this from 2 years ago

clairvoyant

Just be Yourself, Gay, Straight or Any Which Way

Posted bymichaelgcasey 07/02/2020Posted inUncategorized EditJust be Yourself, Gay, Straight or Any Which Way

Just be Yourself, Gay, Straight or Any Which Way (c)

By Michael Casey

As you all know I am a Gay Dad, which means you know about FASHION, as far as sex goes I ONLY ever look East, at women only. I do have Shanghai wife as you all know, presently stuck in Shanghai due to the virus situation, while I hold the fort back here. So Courage My China, all will be well, just Pray Hope and Don’t Worry. As for me, I’m not nice enough to be Gay, as a rule Gay people are nice. So I knew Shep Smith was Gay for years, he really Is a great News Guy, and today here on Tv a Brit came out, but he is so nice, he must be gay.

I know the Gay community may want to punch me for speaking like that, but my point is, as a rule Gay people are nice. The problem is in some Societies, Gay people are treated badly, or even murdered, which is WRONG, those Societies need to Grow Up, and be Tolerant. As a rule here in UK, we live and let live. Sure it’s not a Gay Paradise, but we are a great place for anybody to live. So if you are Gay, Straight, or Any Which Way, come here if the BASTARDS in your own country won’t leave you alone. I could go down my usual Comedy Rabbithole now but I won’t not today anyway.

I’ll just finish with a film Tip, watch Stardust the Fantasy film, where De Nero is a Pirate Captain, who is secretly Gay, but has a hard man front. When his secret is revealed, the hard man crew, stand by him, and say we always knew you were a PUFF, or other such words, but they still and will always love him their Captain. So let’s all love our Captains, and spit on the ignorant “cavemen”, Michael Casey never nice enough to be really gay, Just a Gay Dad, fashion expert.

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

Saturday, 24 December 2022

Scamming a Chinaman you will be so sorry

yesterday we discovered an old friend had been scammed

he now wears all my old orange Polo tops with Polo scene on

all 3 of them, I bought in Sawgrass Mills Florida

I told the girl my name was Michael Rumplestilskin

I had to spell it out for, I kept the receipt for years

The picture that won me Uncool Dad of the Year 2015 award

with Clark shoes uk

So to remind the scammers of my family friend

who very very ill after heart and stroke and so on

I you dare scam one Chinaman you make enemies

with 1,400,000,000 of them

At the end of The Butcher THe Baker and The Undertaker

the bookie Smiling Paul gives away all his winnings

to help his Chinese friends when he thought he had lost everything

Now it was his to help them

GO READ THE BOOK translations galore

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

In Tears for a Butcher the sequel if ever I write it

An English Billionaire and a Shanghai Billionaire

UNITE to put down drugs dealers

because Big Sid the butcher is shot and left for dead

All because one good deed deserves another

Remember that scammers

And return my friends money to him

You are stuck next to a ROCK and a hard place now

Caseys are gentlemen but we do know how to bark

you just awoke a sleeping giant

Not one but two of them

Putin should remember that too

laughing about the cold in Ukraine

America is experiencing it too

They will offer even support to Ukraine now

Laugh with, but not at

there is a difference

On the road to Hell Putin

Putin's dog ran away to live with Santa

I gave my Chinese 3 shirts off my back, like the one above, 2 were unworn

now Scammers took all his money

BEWARE

Friday, 23 December 2022

yesterday was post 4100 on this site, are you sick of me or scammer?

How to reply to Scammers

yesterday was post 4100 on this site, are you sick of me or scammers most?

Don’t listen reply with heavy breathing

tell them you are having last sex before

Xmas

then you’ll be sooo busy no time for jingling Mrs Claus bells

only me replies like this

wrote this while on toilet now pissed on floor

instead of Them

should do a Yule log on their face

Scam my arse instead

the only way to treat scammers

now let me have another pooh

next one on Putin's face

P.S. DID YOU KNOW PUTIN HAS CRYSTAL BALLS

THATS WHY WE CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM

HURRY UP AND REMOVE HIM MOSCOW

CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FUTURE

Merry Christmas from Sancho Panza, a altar boy over 50 years ago

Now I am Michael Casey

the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham

ENGLAND just so all you American’s know

next to Old Forge and Singing Anvil in the Black Country

I really am a SOB, but you knew that already

I am a SOB, Son of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

yes really

Let there be Peace

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Let there be Peace (c)

By Michael Casey

Let there be Peace in the Land

Let there be no more shells flying

Let there be no more dying

Let there be no more tears in the rain

Let there be no more graves in the mud

Let there be no more destruction

Let there be water and electricity

Let there be no hiding in the underground

Let there be a return to normality

Let there be NO more men acting behaving like beasts

Let there be no more schools turned into dungeons

Let there be no more destruction of schools and hospitals

Let the food supply stay alright

And why all of this

Because a Fool called Putin

Came out of his man cave looking to prove

He was king of the world

Corruption was not enough for him

Destruction and Death was his play thing

But now but now, he begins to see the reality

Ukraine just wanted to be left alone

Instead they are in for a fight of their life

Ukrainians are tall, they cannot hide

But now they crawl in the mud, to defeat the infedel

Heathen hoards from Moscow, full of lies and deceit

We are here to save you they said

The reality they just wanted to steal all the bread

To starve the world instead of feed it

To freeze the world instead on warm it

So when you put your central heating tonight

Think of the sacrifice today and ever day as Ukraine fights

Give them the tools to fight and they will finish the job

While Putin practices Genocide into the dark of the night

Be a light, be a light in the dark, and hold it high

As Ukrainians fight and die in the cold and dark of the night

Give them the tools to finish the job

Give then the tools to finish the job

Do not take any Russian Blood Money

For 30 pieces of silver they sold their soul under Putin

But Ukraine will never never never give up the fight

For they are Golden like a field of wheat

Putin is just all lies and deceit

And if you are in Russia and you read my words

Remember we are all mortal and to dust we will return

So turn away from Putin’s Evil darkness

Are all Russians cowards and afraid

If more Russians stand up to Putin

He can and will be defeated from within

Or are 100,000 Russians dead not enough for you

Is a TRILLON USD wasted a good idea

Stop living in fear of your own President

Remove the blood stained liar and fool

Make sure Putin cannot dance and goose-step any more

Why do you, in Russia allow a fool to dictate to you

Why do you allow him to lead you destrution

Would it not be better to put him in n empty barrel of oil

And drown his black heart in the Black sea

Or will you wait for 300,000 or 1,000,000 Russians to be dead

And all for what, lines on a map

So Putin can say to the Devil in Hell

Look what I achieved in my life

The world is mocking Putin

But you Russians in Moscow doing nothing

Because Putin drove your entire country

not over a bridge in a Mercedes but to utter and total destruction

As for Ukraine they are winning, and will win in the end

Don’t take my word for it, watch the read media

And what was at Fatima in 1917

In the end The Immaculate Heart of Mary will win

So what are you waiting for in Moscow

The Blessed Virgin Mary to appear on a Donkey in Red Square

This Christmas 2022

But what are you saying in Russia already to the Virgin Mary

No room at the Inn

WE are too busy killing our Ukrainian brothers

In Ukraine Russians enjoy killing just for the sake of it

Russia choses Putin

Instead of Jesus Mary and Joseph on a Donkey

Even if they were to appear in Red Square

STOP

Save your Soul Russia

Be like a Mother with a baby at her breast

Instead of selling your soul

to a Murdering Selfish Ignorant Cheeky Schoolboy

who has to rewrite his report for Xi

Because in the end Putin is just an ignorant little child

But in Ukraine they only have Men

All believers tonight, Pray and Pray again, because in the Mary will have the last word and that word is PEACE

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Sunday, 25 December 2022

Merry Christmas Everywhere

Merry Christmas Everywhere

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Saturday, 24 December 2022

Scamming a Chinaman you will be so sorry

Friday, 23 December 2022

yesterday was post 4100 on this site, are you sick of me or scammer?

Don’t listen reply with heavy breathing

tell them you are having last sex before

Xmas

then you’ll be sooo busy no time for jingling Mrs Claus bells

only me replies like this

wrote this while on toilet now pissed on floor

instead of Them

should do a Yule log on their face

Scam my arse instead

the only way to treat scammers

now let me have another pooh

next one on Putin's face

P.S. DID YOU KNOW PUTIN HAS CRYSTAL BALLS

Let there be Peace

Let there be Peace

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