Thursday, 17 February 2022
To the Very Gates of Hell. are we there today with Putin's Play Acting?
Forced out of bed by Tinnitus. CONTINUED
Forced out of bed by Tinnitus
no not a Roman slave demanding breakfast
Roman slaves did sleep with the master too, it was on the BBC
Mary Beard and all that
now finally the sleep is descending so I'm going to stop and come back later
WELL IT IS LATER 15.40 pm
I went back to bed and got my ration of sleep with wake ups every 90mins to 2 hours
Finally with TINNITUS screaming I got out of bed
That's the most dangerous time till the Gale Force Noise drops
Meanwhile a 2nd storm is on the way
RED NOTICE in UK
Stay in DO NOT GO OUT
Like in 75/76 maybe
All our garden fences came down, not these modern weak slot in things
SO my mother went around the demolition sites and begged the floor boards
yes FLOOR BOARDS
Then mum and dad built new fences.
They are still standing now , 3 of them
ANd I creosoted them
The stink from creosote is long lasting
Takes many a wash of your clothing to get the smell out
or maybe I'm just super smelly
So today we have RED WEATHER WARNING for 2nd storm due
BUT if the wind and rain blows
It might stop PUTIN in his tank tracks
As ground too soft for tanks
So that's what I pray
Rain Rain Go away
and stop RUSSIAN or rather PUTINS
back in the USSR plan
Everybody can see SATELLITE images
Not just TV makeovers
So everybody let's pray the weather saves the day
Or is Putin dying of cancer and Invasion
is his only Answer
His Rosebud moment
Wednesday, 16 February 2022
Any News. a new story
Any News ©
By
Michael Casey
Well I’ve just had a pain attack, which is like the pack from a rugby team landing on you, my left shoulder as ever. Pain killers are not good enough, so let’s see what my doctors can find when I return to the pain clinic. I missed the original appointment as my Tinnitus was nuclear, it’s pretty loud as I talk to you right now, but I haven’t written a Story Story for a while so let’s see what I can muster, I might even stop and resume another day.
So, Ukraine is in the news and Putin smiles like a naughty school boy, he’s gone back to a side table like a café now, Table Wars are over. Like I said before he’s more than welcome to visit us in Birmingham, I was told I look Russian with my leather jacket on. As Churchill said too, Jaw Jaw is better than War War. I predict Putin will be gone by Christmas, nobody has told me anything. Maybe he’ll be a pianist in an Abba tribute band, with Trump and the Pope, and Theresa May as the lead singer. I did write about it before, I’m setting up a band I think I called it. Donald wears a Kilt and nothing beneath, and as he struts his stuff, we see his assets or is it mushrooms, I cannot say as I’ve signed a none disclosure agreement.
So, Any News is what I’m asked when I talk to the family, did you hear who died, never I thought she was dead anyway. No not her, but the other one with the bad hair do. Oh her, yes her the whoer , which is how Irish people pronounce whore. Did you see the 15 motor bikes outside her door, the house reeked of dope, you had to wash your clothes even if you just walked by. Her pussy lost its miaow, and it was the RSPCA who finally closed her down, cruelty to animals, a spaced out cat. So, a RSPCA inspector finally chased the bikers away, and they said he was rabid, or his name was Rashid. He put paid to bad pussy treatment. Passive smoking for cats can kill them, and caused mental illness in people. Imagine the poor cat thinking it’d lost a life or two, as its eyes were bigger that dustbin lids. Leave your cat out if you smoke dope you stupid animals, you are behaving inhuman to pussies.
Then what else, Mr This or was it Mr That, he is in hospital, what happened to him. They say he fell over in the road, outside Saint Jude’s, you mean he was at Mass and then fell over in the road. No, he was outside Saint Jude’s social club and somebody waved goodnight to him and he lost his footing, as he waved back to them, as he said Good Night John, three times. Do you remember him, he always said it 3 times when he waved our old dad bye years ago when we were kids. But he must be 90 something now. 92 my friend Jean the nurse told me. I’ve been to see him and brought him grapes. 3 Generations of people are queueing to see him, the Drs even know him from when they were kids. Consultants are all checking up on him, as if he is royalty, the security crew are there too, everybody but everybody knows him. The Priest even came to say Mass in the ward for him. But he’s a nobody like us, that’s true, but they say he always prayed for Everybody, and Saint Jude is a personal friend of his, so he’s being treated like royalty.
Did you know the Coop is closing down, but they are so nice in there, really really nice, and the security guy Paul too is a gentleman. So, you’ve been to get the closing down bargains? Of course, cannot resist a bargain, but it’s a pity they are closing. I wish it it stayed open. But the Lidl and Tesco and Asda and Sainsbury are so close and bigger and parking too. So, Coop will close, so you’ll hurry to get a bargain or two. I remember one of the staff giving a beggar a cuppa in the winter, and I gave him chocolate. Now her kindness will be forgotten, as you grab the last bargains, and Coop closes its doors forever more.
Did you see that film on tv, Rocky Horror is 47 years old, from 1975. Christopher Biggins was in it. But did you know the stage show is still running, and maybe back in the 1990s my play Shoplife was not finally produced as they did Rocky Horror instead. Or is that just my bad Googling, I’ll never know. But it’s a good bit of conjecture, whatever conjecture means, sounds obscene. Oh, talking of obscene My small daughter saw a naked man in the house opposite, he’d left his landing light on and his curtains were open. She came down screaming from her bedroom. The man is nearly ninety I believe, too much sex education.
And on we go, talking to each other, or whatsapping one another. The best thing from Lockdown is seeing each other face to face and not just on the phone, as that would be horrible. Though some of my family insist I’m better on the phone, instead of on camera. I’ll go and sulk now, but at least I’ve written something new. A new story story. So, all of you all over the world that read my rubbish, be good, as ET said, and I can remember Alan Watson saying he cried when he saw the film ET all those years ago. I haven’t seen him or his horse in 30 years, he’s probably big in IT now. So this is a hobbled Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham saying, Be Good Everybody, and Vladimir get practicing for your Future in an Abba Tribute band. Rejoice Rejoice Emmanuel.
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Tuesday, 15 February 2022
Go to Confession all of you, I know what you did last night
Go to Confession all of you, I know what you did last night
21 Countries reading me on Valentines Day on my Wordpress
I'll throw a bucket of water over you
Have you got nothing better to do
21 Countries on Wordpress on Valentines Day
And hello Turkey too
11 countries so far today on Wordpress
and 10 Places over here on Blogger
Wash your hands immediately
Go read a book
14th Feb is Give a Book day in Russia by the way
That's why I put my book up for all of them
The Butcher the Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey
in RUSSIAN for all of them to read
so the Rosary must have worked, no Invasion
But playing Chicken is INSANITY
At Least Trump will be in a Bunker soon
Clinton was never any good either
And as Obama said, and he agrees with me, take smaller victories
or end up with NOTHING
A mouse nibbles, it does not drag everything away
And that's enough Political Education for today
Anyway thanking Korea and Japan too for visiting
and stray Arabs too
It'll be the Far East that turns me into an App or something
But hurry up, before I die
Recognition and Reward are no use when you are dead
It's pointless, it's what Politicians do
Read Chapter 9 of BBU
M.P. Married to a Person Married to a People
my comic take on an Election
and with that I'll finish for today
I did have Any News as an idea for a new piece of writing
But the pain monster has arrived so I'll file that in my head
If I had that Korean Kpop/Kdrama speed typist
I could dictate a new piece in 5 mins
If she could type that fast
Instead of an hour
But your all spared
for now
Malta 2013 April, probably my last ever holiday
Monday, 14 February 2022
Valentine's Day 2022 Totoro and Me
Aşıkken Asla Yalnız Değilsiniz ©
İle
Michael Casey
Aşk bir arada olmaktır, Aşk bir gülümsemedir, Bir Bakıştır, Bir Dokunuş
Ya da Sadece Bir İç Çekiş, Neden birbirinizi seçtiğinizi bilmeden.
Ölene Kadar Birlikte
Aşk, yanaklarınızı ısıtan yumuşak ve nazik bir öpücüktür.
kalp ve birbirinizi seçtiğiniz için sizi mutlu ediyor.
Bir Öpücük daha fazlasına yol açabilir ama Tutku'yu Güvenle kilitli bırakacağım
bir yatak odası kapısının arkasında
Harcanan tutku, her birinizden Lent için bile vazgeçmeyeceksiniz.
Sadece sıcak bir kucaklamada uzanacaksın ve söylemeyi unuttuğunu hatırlayacaksın
lütuf .
Fısıltılar ve vaatler yapılır, gelecek için planlar yapılır ve eğer
saçını böyle koymuş, sizce ona yakışır mı?
Sonra kıkırdar ve daha çok kucaklar, Gece bitene kadar ve birlikte
kaburgalarında bir kazma, onu hareket ettirirsin.
O zaman birliğin tamamlanır, onun soğuk ayaklarına katlanmak zorundasın!
Ama ayrı olduğunuzda kalpleriniz hala bir,
Düşüncenin yarısı yok, sen hala birsin.
Çoraplarını yatağın altına ve söylediklerinin ardından.
"Oyuncakları" etrafa saçıldı ve o zaman vereceğiniz nüfuz
geri döner ve özlediği vücut sıcaklığıdır.
Sizi heyecanlandırdıktan sonra sizi serinletecek soğuk ayakları henüz yok
düşünce gülümsetir en azından bir süre rahat edersin.
Seni gülümseten sırıtışları ve sırıtışları, en azından
bir süreliğine barış.
Ama kalbi hala seninle, aşk her zaman orada - olduğu gibi
sarı saçların kadar parlak.
Gözlerini kapat ve o hala orada, Kucaklamayı hatırla
parmaklarını yüzünde oynattı.
Düşlerini bırak ve kulağındaki fısıltıları hatırla, sıcak
daha cesur hale gelmeden önce omzunuzdan öper. aşkın sıcaklığı
bu senin kanında yükselir.
Uzun düş, Derin düş, Adamın sen uyurken uğraşıyor, gerçi
ayrısın hava nasıl olursa olsun hala birliktesin senin için
asla ayrı kalmayın çünkü o sizin kalbinizde kilitli.
Bazen çabalıyor olsa da, asla buna gerek yok.
Aşkın için ağlamak Ölümsüzdür.
Ayrı olduğunuzda bile kalbini doldurduğunu asla unutmayın.
Son
Just keep on smiling, and Putin come to Birmingham we have lots to offer
Just keep on smiling
and Putin come to Birmingham we have lots to offer
I was in the bath, just imagine a Hippo but smellier
And I was thinking about, well I was being swamped by TINNITUS
Anyway you have to mount a defence against the din
Or or or
Anyway I'm up and the DIN has lessened
I've had breakfast and morning meds
Then my left shoulder kicked off
So I"m slapping on a painkiller gel
Then the TINNITUS kicks off again
And I cannot take another paracetamol yet
I don't want to turn into a USA junkie
So I put some Sweet Chinese girl on singing
As the din from Tinnitus lessens again
But what about Putin
We could all get depressed
World War III and all that
Sniff of Munich too
Or we could Pray Hope and Don't Worry
as somebody used to say
he also used to say Go Higher
So maybe we should do that
And maybe Putin comes to Birmingham to see our Pre-Raphaelites
I have a Bourne Jones Angel myself on the floor beside me
So if Putin comes to visit He can have that
A framed water colour 23 years old
He could let is borrow some Russian Faberge eggs for a display
And the Russian ballet is always welcome
And we could even have ice hockey too
A Cultural Exchange
and if I ask nicely Andy Street our Lord Mayor
will get some Cadbury's Cream eggs and other goodies
I'm sure Andy can think of other good stuff as he used
to work for John Lewis, and they are the best
So Vladimir, please come to Birmingham
you can bring a choir or two
Let's make Love not War this Valentine's Day
and if you do retire I did write a story about you
Trump, Putin, the Pope and Theresa May our former PM
in an Abba Tribute band
That'd be a great thing to do
Instead of posturing and fighting
Or will I be struck down dead by Lightning
And my life would end in a FLASH
But if we make war instead of love
That would be all out future's
Or rather endings
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