Saturday, 9 November 2019

PlaNNING a story

PlaNNING IVAN THE TERRIBLE

I woke up this morning and I thought I had recovered, I bent my leg

to put my slippers on, an old pair of shoes, and a rush of pain

I was knackered, so much sharp pain

So I was legless, as it hurt to walk

before the Bypass  I had a Chinese doctor say he'd refer me to the

Ortho place, but my appointment arrived just after the heart stuff

so I never got around to that

Anyway I've managed to get downstairs and I can walk very slowly

SO THAT's my EXCUSE for not writing the Ivan story yet

However I'm going to try and bullet point it instead

as that's easier than writing it.

So you can see how my brain works

Ukraine can you stop laughing now, or Trump might visit if you

can provide a parade for him to look at

Now as for the rest of you thanks for reading my stuff

Butcher Baker Undertaker is being read in 5 languages as I speak

over on Wordpress. It would be out of this world if I finally got recognition

and reward, but riding a horse on the moon is more likely.

So I'll share my stuff, as it's all I can do really, though I hope I'm a good dad

Pity my daughters for years I'd write something then read it aloud to them

OK now this is how I write a story.

I make it up as I go along, and I never rewrite as a rule

It would be too boring for me

Jeffrey Archer rewrites 13 times I once read

but he has a Monet on his wall, and I have cheap oil paintings

Everybody has to write the way they like, you write for yourself

and then hope the readers like it

I cannot write any other way, and refuse to be told how/what to write

So now you know, again.

I'm rediscovering SKY music as I talk to you, I was a big fan  30 years ago

Now as I write another idea will appear and I may go right of left

A  woman may walk past my window, and so she may appear in some

way in the story. Or if there are words in a song then that world will

connect to something  else, so the path of the  story may alter

It's light free running in my mind, or a high altitude parachute drop

so you special services readers know about that

I have to react quickly as an idea appears through the clouds

then I glide down to my ending, hopefully with a joke

ok, I'm an elephant with diarrhea looking for a patch of straw

I'm an  elephant  free falling in the sky looking for a haystack

splat on the page, duck or you will be splattered

your cleaning lady will be so angry with elephant pooh all over

the computer and desk

So I cast idas into the sky, like stars

then I joint them up like a child and a colouring book

when it's finished I'm relieved, just like that elephant

hopefully I don't smell like an elephant, well not nowadays

and the story on the page is sweet smelling

you laugh and tell your friend about

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham

and have you noticed I haven't even mentioned Ivan the Terrible Boyfriend

that's why I like the way I write my stories, it's a maze that finally ends

with something better than planned nearly always, that's if you could say

I actually  plan. I do think very fast, I do have 30 years plus writing

experience  with 20 years Ears or radio listening before that, so 50 years,

yes I look so attractive and they'll be a queue to marry me.

So you get the idea where the stories come from and go to.

It is great that Ukraine in Europe is a big reader as Poland was, and its fun for me every day to see the figures and the graphs on my Bloggers and Wordpress

and it's nice too that the whole world is reading

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker in Translations on my Wordpress

So now I've explained it you can try writing Ivan the Terrible boyfriend

or  read my play Shoplife, I've just remembered the "boyfriend" or lorry/truck
driver in it. He will really make you laugh.

Ok. that's probably it for today, it still hurts like hell when I get off my chair to walk, or sit and pooh. I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
Just remember that elephant parachuting down looking for the haystack
 that's me.

cheerio Michael Casey

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Friday, 8 November 2019

look out for Ivan the Terrible Boyfriend

look out for Ivan the Terrible Boyfriend



look out for Ivan the Terrible Boyfriend
coming to a page near you on Saturday, I’ll just have a think about it overnight
you have been warned…

8th Nov Bring it on Ghost

8th Nov Bring it on Ghost

well I'm still walking around like a 95 year old man with pooh in his pants

but my  back doesn't hurt as much

Today Chinese, Russian, Arabic and Bengali Translations of

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker are being read over on my Wordpress

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/author/michaelgcasey/

this continues to prove to me that it will be a world wide hit once

Rupert Murdoch or some big deal Publisher discovers me

2000 stories as well spread over my 18 books

Plenty of stuff for films and cartoons

And/Or teach English via Comedy

I'm finishing off Bring it on Ghost today on my Kdrama tv channel

What else, Trump steal money from Veterans and is ordered by a Judge

to pay  $2,000,000 back

When will he resign, he is a criminal, but nobody in the GOP will stand up to him

USA has been tarnished by this Presidency, the whole world thinks this

Donald just walk away and play golf with Barron in your Golden years

This twitter life is for the birds.


Thursday, 7 November 2019

7th Nov chat

Spanish, Polish, Korean and Bengali translations are being read this morning over on Wordpress

Here my Ukraine readers are out in force again

I can barely walk this morning as my back hurts so much

You try going to the toilet with a bad back

I'll leave it to your imagination, you can draw your own cartoon

Change me, for Trump making his morning Tweet

Who is the more absurd, I'll buy Greenland

instead of looking after business, while he is doing his business on the toilet

Luckily the groceries were delivered today, as my chest splits when

I carry heavy things, I'm waiting for an operation on it

1% or 1/100 if you cannot do maths, have this problem post bypass

I'm so special, as you all know

Boris was in Birmingham  last night, I washed his wig for him

Did you not  know, Boris has a wig

As does Trump, sometimes I send the wig to the wrong person

I use spin cycle in my washing machine, then a blow dry, and 15 mins on top

of my radiator in the living room.

Or if I'm in a hurry 30 seconds in the micro wave

Look carefully at the tv reports you should be

able to spot the difference in the look and fluffiness

of Boris and Trump's wigs

I'll leave it there for now, I may write something new later

But I doubt if you all have read everything all over the internet on my sites

So you can read that stuff till I get back to you

It's cold in here, maybe I should put some clothes on

Sat here naked talking to you, I might  get a chill

and the neighbours a thrill

Don't puke on your screen, use the sick bucket

see you later

michael casey

find M.P. Married to a Person, Married to a People which is chapter 9
of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker to read my comic view
of an Election Campaign

over in USA Trump has a TV evangelist joining his team, God help us, we'd laugh our
heads off if that happened over here, dumber and dumber

when will the nightmare be over, and the bully go away...






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The biggest post ever over on Wordpress

The biggest post ever

I've decided to post a very big thing ove ron my wordpress

no not a picture of my fat behind

just a very large book

So tell your friends

though it probably won't work as its so big

but just in case the weather gets me this winter

I'd rather have somebody reading it

I've had back pain today, really bad, the Sine curve of pain decided it was my back's turn

So if that Korean K pop girl is going to come and

type Tears for a Butcher for me she needs hurry up

Pathos yet again, I've been watching Bring it On Ghost my latest K drama

so pray my back  gets better and then I'll write something new

How about an out and out Comedy, Ukraine seems to love them most

Cheerio till morning, and Pray for muy Health

Michael Casey

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Wednesday, 6 November 2019

Another Stunning Photo of me at my very best 6 Nov 2019

Another Stunning Photo, me at my very best 6th Nov 2019

If you want a writer holding his chin, then go elsewhere, if you want a Politician holding
his nose as he poses with the People, go elsewhere too.
You come here for the Words, I am Michael Casey the one from Birmingham
and Birmingham means England.
So enjoy the real photos, maybe I’ll shave tomorrow and comb my hair
and maybe I’ll get a big and soft cushion for my fat behind too.
Then I’ll write something new, there are 2000 plus stories over on my main Blogger site,
over here loads too, not quite 2000, but plenty of TRANSLATIONS and downloads
Maybe just maybe you’ll all start BUYING a book in English on Amazon OR
tell your friends via your FACEBOOK or LinkedIn.
Then I can dominate the world of words and my Tsunami of words can change
the world, one person at a time.
That’s all I have to go watch a Kdrama now
Michael Casey in cold and damp Birmingham the one in England
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https://michaelgcasey.typepad.com/



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Published by michaelgcasey

I've updated this today 17th Oct 2019 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... I've done loads of writing, 1,531,000 Words worth over 30 years now But before I started I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 50 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 I also had other high praise, so I ignore all the nasty negative people who use too much alliteration I also ignore those who just cannot write, making money does not mean you can tell a story Pick your own famous writer, who you avoid Today's world has much print, but a page will not refuse ink, as my dad used to say I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I must have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 7 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 60 countries now Or its just a hit man on the run, or bored Navy Seals or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker I also had a low budget film producer take a look at it Book Publishers have said I've made the commissioning editor laugh Radio People say they like my style So close but no cigar is the story of my life As for my life, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales I also was a concierge and an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school I can always make somebody talk or laugh, I am an 18 stone George Clooney look alike Laugh or Die so to speak I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. That's the end of the tidy version of my life, if you want more come and buy me a Stella Artois and all will be revealed. Though 12 pints a year is my ration. To finish here's the list of my 18 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views My 19th book will be The 19th Hole and Donald Trump will review it when he resigns https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks ok, that's your lot, this reads serious, but generally I refuse to be serious, though I do heckle the news for 50 years now TTFN Michael Casey p.s. my email is michaelgcasey@hotmail.com for all praise, I get enough Junk email already

Tuesday, 5 November 2019

Triple or Quadruple?

Triple or Quadruple? Well my 10 year anniversary is coming up I was told prior to my op it would be a triple BUT when I had a 6 month review...