Knowledge 6 jan 2026

 Knowledge

what is knowledge, the famous wonderful The Knowledge play by Jack Rosenthal

go check it out, it's probably online

Now I was talking about Knowledge to AI

somebody has to educate it and I live in hope

of a windfall payment for my knowledge

NOW

If you know nothing then you can be abused

BUT even if all you know is 2 sentences it is enough

The toilets are over there

because without that knowledge people have laundry problems

Zuckerberg met his wife while in the queue for the toilet

so it changed his life

If he had more bladder control he could have married 

a fat American girl with beached white teeth, his dad's receptionist

So Zuckerberg could have married TRACY instead

now he is a rice eater, and folds knickers in the batcave

what else do you think its for

so knowledge changed everything

you got lost on the way to the site

so the guy who turned up first was made foreman

30 years later he's a major property developer 

and avoids Trump at every Xmas party

A little bit of knowledge is dangerous

you think you know everything when 

all you know is two sentences 

Bar to the Left

Toilet to the Right

you learn a third sentence

Concierge room straight ahead

and the tips come rolling in

I worked in a 4 star deluxe hotel for 3 years

nothing came rolling in to me

It was hard work

BUT I loved the variety, so I did learn a lot

and guests thought I was the general manager

cos I was 20 years older than the rest of front of house

and too fat for standard uniform

so knowledge is good and it can save your life

or a guests life

and if you spot things you can be invaluable

or even harm 

because if people are too busy talking and

their child is going to be hit by a revolving door

then you act and jump, because the  guest was busy

neglecting their own child

Nowadays. the neglect is looking at a phone

instead of TALKING to your KIDS

I asked my daughters did I talk to them much

YOU NEVER STOPPED DAD, they replied

they are at the Top Universities in UK

so shall I take a bow

So give your kids LOVE and KNOWLEDGE

a phone a plastic toys with batteries is NEITHER

I could go on, FOREVER but my Tinnitus has

reignited as the temperature is changing

and YES I know more about TINNITUS than 

any patronising DR, and that's why I pointedly

state I'm a WRITER go read my 3,000,000 words

I detest being patronised especially by those

who can do Jack all.

miaow

I can bite too,  there's a bit of knowledge for you

I will poke my head out the door now

and as I can see a bit of snow melt I may go to the post office

though it could kill me off, so I may wait another day

If I have knowledge of the WEATHER, and whether or not

it is wise to go out in the snow.