I finally got out of the house today after a month stuck inside, due to my back slipping out
I had to go to Post Office, the gas bill was due
It was nice talking to the pretty girl behind the counter
maybe I'll get bangra dancing classes from her
she's the sister of my daughter's best friend
she was the girl in green doing bangra dancing
when Commonwealth Games was here
I told her to check out michaelgcasey
on the Internet and me holding my cat
so she'll be scarred for life, or think I'm funny
I also said hello to the girl in glasses
she had her heart op 9 years ago, a valve change
so I boasted I'd done 10 years now since my quadruple heart bypass
I got a lottery too and its 15,000,000 so I'll buy a house if I win
and its a must be won, which I did not know as I've been stuck inside
and the prizes are a bit higher
So that's all my news, I do need to shave again
I was going to ask a Brazilian to do it for me
But that means something else
Mind your use of language
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