Tuesday, 25 September 2012

A Penny a Prayer


A Penny a Prayer(c) By Michael Casey

A penny a Prayer(c)
By Michael Casey
Our father who art in heaven
STOP thats a penny please.
Hallowed be thy name
STOP thats a sixpence please
Forgive Us this day
STOP arrest that man, throw him out  of the church
BUT I’m praying for my sick dying dad.
Oh I see, has HE paid his prayer tax?
What prayer tax?
Ignorance is no excuse in the eyese of the law.
But he’s dying, this prayer may save his soul.
One shilling please.
But I have no money.
THROW HIM OUT AND BLOW OUT THAT CANDLE
But for the love of God my dad is dying, prayer is his only hope.
WAIT. Has he left us anything in his will?
But he’s dying, only prayer will work.
THROW him out, we don’t want non payers cluttering up the Kirk.
But PLEASE.
No Pennies NO Prayers.
But he’s dying. sob sob sob
JUST THROW HIM OUT
What do these people think they are doing?
OH hello welcome to the Kirk, open for prayer 24hours a day, 365 days a year, we are so blessed to have you here. Just put your money in  the till.
Its so good to have good honest citizens here in the Kirk.
And where do you come from and what’s your name?
Jesus.
Pardon I did not hear that. Just put your money in the till. Sovereigns will do.
I have no money, all I have are my prayers.
YOU DARE COME HERE WITHOUT ANY MONEY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Somebody throw this man out, no pennies no prayers is the rule.
What did he say his name was? Looked like an old Hippie to me.
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prayer does work, my own dad did come back virtually from the dead in 1996, cost nothing either, no pennies required just prayer
Michael
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