Friday 2 December 2022

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at his home and soiled himself

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at his home and soiled himself

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at his home and soiled himself, according to Telegram channel which claims links to his bodyguards

  • Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at him home on Wednesday night, it is claimed
  • Russian leader bruised his coccyx as he slipped down seven steps, reports say
  • Telegram channel that claims links to his bodyguards said Putin 'involuntarily defecated' due to effects of 'cancer of the gastrointestinal tract'

Vladimir Putin has fallen down stairs at his official residence and soiled himself while continuing to suffer from cancer, a Telegram channel which claims links to his bodyguards has suggested. 

The 70-year-old Russian leader, whose health has visibly deteriorated since he launched his war in Ukraine, suffered the fall on Wednesday evening when he slipped coming down stairs at his Moscow home, channel General SVR claims.

Putin landed on his coccyx, fell down five steps, then rolled on to his side and slid down two more. The sharp impact caused him to 'involuntarily defecate' due to 'cancer of the gastrointestinal tract', according to the channel.

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General SVR has posted updates about Putin's health since the start of the war, though has provided no evidence to support its claims or proof that it does indeed have connections within his guards.

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at his official residence on Wednesday night, bruised his coccyx, and 'involuntarily defecated' due to the effects of cancer, it is claimed

Vladimir Putin fell down stairs at his official residence on Wednesday night, bruised his coccyx, and 'involuntarily defecated' due to the effects of cancer, it is claimed

In the latest post, the channel wrote that Putin 'stumbled and fell to his back, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps.

'The incident took place in front of the president's bodyguards, who reacted quickly and rushed to Putin's aid.

'Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence.'

The channel said that medics 'arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president'.

This was due to him suffering 'oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion' - and the fall caused an 'involuntary defecation'.

'Before the examination, the doctors escorted the president to the bathroom and helped to clean up.'

The report said: 'After a complete examination, a bruise of the coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed.

'Nothing critical was diagnosed and the bruising was treated with painkillers.

'An investigation is to be carried out into what provoked the 'fall'.

'He wears special shoes, even at home, with anti-slip coating, and the stairs in the residence are considered 'safe'.

'As it turns out, all precautions are meaningless when nerves are at stake.'

The 70-year-old world leader was pictured speaking to doctors at a new laboratory the following day, with no apparent signs of injury

The 70-year-old world leader was pictured speaking to doctors at a new laboratory the following day, with no apparent signs of injury

The tyrant was recently spotted with apparent track marks from IV treatment on the back of his hand

The tyrant was recently spotted with apparent track marks from IV treatment on the back of his hand

JULY 19: Russian president Vladimir Putin is seen hobbling from his presidential plane during the welcoming ceremony in Tehran

JULY 19: Russian president Vladimir Putin is seen hobbling from his presidential plane during the welcoming ceremony in Tehran 

Putin's legs twitch manically as Russian brainwashes schoolchildren
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Despite the reports, Putin was filmed and pictured touring a laboratory in Moscow the following day with no apparent signs of injury.

Speculation about Putin's health has swirled ever since he ordered troops across Ukraine's border on February 24.

He has appeared unsteady during public appearances, including unusual fidgeting with his hands and feet in meetings with other world leaders.

Ahead of one meeting with Belarus dictator Alexander Lukashenko early on during the war, his hand was seen shaking in an apparent sign of Parkinson's.

Other images have shown him tightly gripping a table edge as if trying to steady his hand and stop a tremor.

His walk has also drawn suspicions because of an apparent limp.

Meanwhile Oliver Stone, a director who was given broad access to Putin for a 2017 documentary also went on record to say he thought Putin had cancer but beat it.

Around the same time New Lines magazine claimed to have obtained a recording of a Russian oligarch - who they did not name - saying Putin was 'ill with blood cancer'.

Just a month earlier, a Russian investigative website called Proekt said it had obtained documents that proved Putin travels with a large team of doctors.

Among them were a specialist in resuscitation, a specialist in treating violent trauma, and a cancer specialist.

Unsteady Putin's hand shakes uncontrollably in resurfaced clip
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APRIL 21: Putin is seen gripping his desk with his right hand while meeting Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu in the early stages of the war. Footage from the meeting raised questions about Putin's health

APRIL 21: Putin is seen gripping his desk with his right hand while meeting Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu in the early stages of the war. Footage from the meeting raised questions about Putin's health

Jittery Putin at Easter mass sparks Parkinson's rumours
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The Russian president has also frequently vanished from public view for days at a time with no explanation ever offered.

In 2015, he went missing for 10 days, prompting some to go as far as suggesting he had died.

Putin then went missing in 2017 for eight days, before another two-day absence in 2018 during presidential election campaigning.

On that occasion, the Kremlin was forced to admit that the president had 'a cold'.

The Kremlin has consistently denied reports the Putin is suffering poor health, particularly since the war in Ukraine began.

And no firm evidence has ever emerged to suggest his is seriously ill.

Bill Burns, director of the CIA, was asked at a security forum back in July about Putin's health and denied there is anything wrong with him.

'As far as we can tell, he’s entirely too healthy,' Burns told reporters, though noted that was 'not a formal intelligence judgment'.






Thursday 1 December 2022

Ukraine flies












Cold Nights in Canada

 I was up earlier but went back to bed 

Tinnitus and all that

Now I discover Canada surges

which could be a metaphor

Or Celine, Sam Smith was on TV

the Abbey Rd show where he gave you a song

anyway my head is screaming

and involuntary bowing

is my head too heavy or what

Amazon has scramble music now

to force people to trade and pay up

this I do not like

BUT

I have discovered lots of new stuff

so it's a ill wind that blows no good

meanwhile Putin prepares for more Mass air raids

Though an old Padre Pio story

He appeared in the sky when Fascist Italy 

was being bombed by the Americans 

so his priory was spared

You may not believe that story

BUT

today I'd love Padre Pio and his Bestie Saint Michael

to do it again and save Ukraine tonight

Not unless Saint Michael himself decapitates Putin

will all these missiles stop

ROC under Putin's altar boy is NOT Christian

it's just Property Portfolio

Good ROC believers have been bullied off

Where is Krill, he should be condemning

Evil from the Highest Steeple

And I speak as an Altar boy with 8 years on my Black Belt

5 years as a readers as well

So speak out Krill or go to Hell with Putin

For Actions prove Belief

otherwise you are just a Tourist attraction

Pope Francis cannot say this as he tries to bring Peace

But where were you, where were you

As Ukraine was murdered leaving blood and babies in the snow

God Knows God Knows

and anybody watching freely on BBC, SKY and Al Jazeera

we all see murder and worse crimes

Just so Putin can keep his billions

It's time or Moscow to Rise Up and

Remove him

and change 1917 back to Life back to Reality








   

In bed with King Charles III

 

no not me


Spike Milligan


https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/dec/01/documentary-opens-up-spike-milligans-treasure-trove-of-scripts-and-footage


his favourite comedian


well my head explodes non stop


I see the neurologist next week

Tinnitus is a curse

side effect or what

It's killing me, more than my other pains

so you can pray for that

while you are all in bed with King Charles III

maybe he should buy a bigger mattress

or stronger bed

now I'm going to stop

can you smell the Hemp on my shoulder

I'll add paracetamol 2, but it's terrible

that's why you get these and no stories as much

my hernia in my chest is getting bigger too

so cheerio and here's something to keep you all going

but not to the loo

Cleaning for Floyd ©

By

Michael Casey

 

As Pink Floyd popped up on the music Floyd appears on the page, meanwhile my dinner is in the oven, and I hope Tinnitus nor Pain interrupt as I put a new story on the page, 19th Nov 2021 is the date if you are tracking me. Tea rhythms with tracking me so I my just have one before I start, and yes the pain is rumbling in my shoulder.

 

But let us begin our story, Grace had shoulder pains too, all the hoovering she used to do, a girl has to clean if she wants to buy those new shoes. Grace worked in several offices, coming in at night and tidying up. Amazing Grace, was her nickname, she could make anything spick and span, and if you lost anything she would find it. So obviously she was very much in demand, amongst the High End office brigade. Lawyers and Building Societies, and stray Estate agencies. They were in a new block just by Saint Philips church yard, Birmingham, that’s in England by the way.

 

So, Grace had popped in for a quick one, a prayer that is, and bumped into a casual lawyer wearing two odd shoes, he’d got up in the dark and did not want to disturb his girlfriend, hence the odd shoes. He dropped his briefs and she picked them up quickly, he was just on his way back from Court, Grace apologized.  No need, he replied, I pop in the cathedral too if I ‘m doing something big in Court. But don’t tell anybody he continued.  I’m looking for a new cleaning gig myself said Grace. So there and then Mr TwoShoes gave her a job. It was so hard to find a quality cleaner. And that’s how Grace begun her QC cleaning company. Mr TwoShoes said it was simpler that way, and they had accountants and so forth back at base, as they called the Law Firm.

 

So, Grace began with one, then two or three, till finally the building was hers. She came in during the late afternoon then kept on going all was done sometime it was almost dawn when she finished. Now Lawyers are like hawks, so soon the block next door came around sniffing, but Mr TwoShoes was there to defend his catch, you’ll not have our QC, get one of your own. QC if you do not know if a very posh name for a very high powered lawyer, a Queens Council. We won’t litigate over it was the smiled reply, but if your QC, your Amazing Grace has a sister, then Mr. Tort will be happy to give her 25% more to do our building too, providing her skills are equitable. Now Grace over heard this and had a fit of giggles, My Skills, that’s what my boyfriend calls it. The lawyers blushed, though they were in accord Grace was amazing, if you dash around all the time cleaning it is far better than any bike in a garage. So, Sharon who had had enough of Nail Bar life joined QC, Quality Cleaners, and Mr TwoShoes increased the fee by 25% too, he did not want to be accused of mistreating the staff, though Friend is a better word, as that’s how Grace felt amongst them.

 

So, time passed, and QC grew and grew. They had all kinds of vacuum too, not just Henrys but brooms on a stick the fancy charging ones. Grace never forgot her chance meeting outside of Saint Phillips, so she’s sung a hymn to herself as Dawn broke. Now Grace was in a Gospel Choir, the one that was at the children’s home do in Old Forge and Singing Anvil, Chapter7 to be precise from BBU. If you need a clue. Anyway Grace would sing, and as the windows were open to let some air in, her voice would drift across the square. And if you have Shona in you as Sharon and the cleaners from QC did soon a choir was singing. Now a handful of Shona is like an army of angels. This sound saved a life, the Bliss it gave, made somebody decide to live not die. He was a wannabe Music Producer down on his luck. But when Shona sing, it is Almighty God humming. What more can I say. QC has cleaned an office or two over-night but at the darkest part of the night just before Dawn, when bad things can happen, Shona singing had praised God and saved a life.

 

The Music man, said thank you, this really was the rhythm of the saints, made by Shona cleaners.  So, it came to pass, he got some therapy, and as luck would have it, his sister worked in filing at the law firm where QC had its first cleaning gig. Which led to him meeting them, and eventually producing them. The QC girls laughed when asked to record a CD, will we be bigger than UB40? Eventually was the reply. And Mr TwoShoes himself would do all the Legals. So, singing Professionally became a reality. They did do a Charity concert for Christmas at Saint Phillips cathedral, where the ticket price was extortionate. But Lawyers all wanted to be there, not just for the singing, but on the off chance they could get on QC waiting list.

 

And what was the Charity, The Samaritans. For Christmas is a time of great joy, but any Samaritan will tell you, Christmas can bring pain too. So, let this Christmas 2021 be a time of glad tidings and great joy as the Shona choir sing. For being a good Samaritan at any time, or any day of the week, is the greatest gift you can give, and Singing not only praises God, but can save a life, any day not just at Christmas.

 




 

 

 

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