Sunday, 2 April 2023

For Mother Russia , the Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker. read a book and Love Thy Neighbour

читай книгу и люби ближнего своего

Надеюсь, простые россияне понимают, что ПУТИН разрушает вашу страну

Надеюсь, вы решите НЕ воевать и УМИРАТЬ на Украине за путинское тщеславие

Надеюсь вы решите Убрать его проще, чем Умереть в Украине

Бороться за устранение Путина, а не умереть в Украине за его безумие



Я пишу для всех, теперь в 162 местах, хотя это может быть только один человек

Убегай от меня, но Снятие Путина спасет твою душу

а чтение моего Мусора напомнит вам, что такое Душа на самом деле

Возлюби ближнего своего, как кто-то сказал 2000 лет назад

или вы тоже забыли Его Имя?

chitay knigu i lyubi blizhnego svoyego

Nadeyus', prostyye rossiyane ponimayut, chto PUTIN razrushayet vashu stranu

Nadeyus', vy reshite NE voyevat' i UMIRAT' na Ukraine za putinskoye tshcheslaviye

Nadeyus' vy reshite Ubrat' yego proshche, chem Umeret' v Ukraine

Borot'sya za ustraneniye Putina, a ne umeret' v Ukraine za yego bezumiye



YA pishu dlya vsekh, teper' v 162 mestakh, khotya eto mozhet byt' tol'ko odin chelovek

Ubegay ot menya, no Snyatiye Putina spaset tvoyu dushu

a chteniye moyego Musora napomnit vam, chto takoye Dusha na samom dele

Vozlyubi blizhnego svoyego, kak kto-to skazal 2000 let nazad

ili vy tozhe zabyli Yego Imya?

read a book and Love Thy Neighbour

I hope ordinary Russians realise PUTIN is destroying your Country

I hope you decide NOT to fight and DIE in Ukraine for Putin's Vanity

I hope you decide to Remove him is easier than Dying in Ukraine

Fight to Remove Putin, and not die in Ukraine for his Insanity

I write for everybody, in 162 places now, though it might just be one person

Running away from me, but Removing Putin will save your soul

and reading my Rubbish will remind you what a Soul really is

Love thy Neighbour, as somebody said 2000 years ago

or have you forgotten His Name too?

For Mother Russia , the Translation of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

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For my Russian readers, I’ve spotted you reading my rubbish instead of working

So here is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker again, in Russian

Have some Vodka ready, so you’ll enjoy that evn if my writing is as bad

as cheap fake Japanese Scots whisky,

Keep Praying for me too

then maybe my writing will improve, Birmingham’s answer to Tolsk

BBU Russian Translation microsoft word Download

Saturday, 1 April 2023

Singing in the Bath

horrible Tinittus night again

Got up and went back to bed again

Tinnitus screaming

My Mattress arrived, 25Kilo

I thought it would be 17kilo

Have to get rid of the old one still

The Heart Charity is coming to collect

Its all in a thick cover and was too hard

But lately my back hurt

So replace it

But how they get it out of the house i do not know

The new one as in the picture is all compressed

you unbox then it expands

There would be no room inside for a model and 2 dogs

see picture on previous post

I sung very loudly in the bath

Barry White playing on an old phone

I ad libbed just like my writing

Santa was stuck up the chimney too

Since Christmas, now Rudolf who'd been wheel clamped on the sleigh

and taken away to the dog pound, was going to collect him and take

Santa back to the North Pole just in time for the Easter egg hunt

So that's the start of my dad

My small daughter came home like a thief in the night

On the late and cheap train from University

She got a First for her essay on Diversity in Anthropology

So I'm pleased

The other daughter is on the last lap of her Finals in Bio Chem

So anybody who wants a Scientific Writer, let me know

I may buy a Lottery to see if I'm the Fool that Wins

And yes Pray for end to war in Ukraine

and that the Fools who support Trump

Finally see reason

and a Joke

How do you recognise a Golfer

By the Dimples on his balls

Thursday, 30 March 2023

Missed a Day today

Got up did my usual pottering

not making a pot, go google

i have used a pot, as in pisspot

but not for years

Caen is le Pot de Normandie i seem to remember

and no I never smoke pot

passive smoking gives me a massive headache

and normal smoke from fags makes me feel sick

fags by the way are cigarettes

so having a fag behind the bicycle shed at school

does not mean indulging in an sexual practice

having a fag means, having a cigarette

and I'm probably the last generation

to be called a Fag at Grammar school

in 1969/70

beat up the Fags was a small thing back then

So without having anything to say you have this page full

which won't be in any book, as its not a story

but is more than a bullet point

Hence, read everything as it may amuse you

Anyway, my TINNITUS took off after a few hours

So the safest place to be was my bedroom

So I went back to bed for 5 hours, my head screaming

Tinnitus can be fatal, its not a joke

You curl up into the featal position and pray the storm passes

I fell asleep for a few hours

But trust me, Tinnitus is a curse

My hearing in my bad ear has come back but at lower volume

and the tone is different, then the noise from Tinnitus is worse in that ear

My back decided it was its turn to hurt me

Daily my left shoulder kicks off

But today it was my back just above the cocix

The pain from that was off the chart and triggered the Tinnitus

So Enjoy YOUR Health and pray for mine

Yes I'd love the Dream, but really a nurse might be more useful

Such is my pained life

Though YOU read my words so YOU may be suffering more

If you said YES, just then

I'll slap the back of your legs with a wet lettuce

Google Larry Grayson

and an institution died yesterday

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65115059

Lily Savage

So that's the difference between UK and PUTIN

UK we laud and appreciate all kinds of Humour

In PUTIN's USSR 2.0

they are all Jailed

Politicians are the Biggest Comedians

So maybe Putin should Jail Himself

I'll be getting a new mattress as I'm so heavy and my sleeping position when I finally actually sleep

I only sleep on my side, so 120kilos sideways is heavier and more pressure than 2 women

Hence the need for a new mattress, and no The model and 2 dogs do NOT come with the Mattress

Wednesday, 29 March 2023

Are you bored with Repeats?

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So am I, but Tinnitus does slow me down

And have any of you yet read all 20 books, and the story so far of book 21, Fresh Fields, as I finally renamed book21? 70,000 words or so it is.

As Putin continues his barbarism, is me writing silly stories more important?

SO forgive me if I’ve be side tracked by reality

PUTIN MUST FAIL

For months and months on a Daily Basis I send emails to a group of 15 plus emails in Russia, in the vain hope I can change one mind.

I’m probably on a Watch List for doing this

But what else can a man with CkD, Quadruple Heart Bypass, Arthritis, Hernia bigger than a softball in my chest, and migraines with TINNITUS on top too

What can I do, take up arms?

Or take up my Pen, cos the Pen is mightier than the Sword

And I also have Mary’s Rosary

So you can all Copy me, or say Holy Muslim prayers or any other form of Prayer

For Putin is a threat to everybody

So turn back to the Rosary, and then soon I’ll have more Silly Stories for EVERYBODY

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I've updated this 18th March 2022 I'm Michael Casey from Birmingham England, the fat silver haired writer in shades. Beware of Others with the EXACT SAME NAME, they are not me, and would not want to be me ... use Google UK to find me, otherwise Posh Americans pop up I've done loads of writing, about 2,000,000 Words worth over 34years now But before I started to write, I LISTENED to BBC Radio 4 for 20 years, from the age of 10 or younger Frank Brown our lodger, went back to County Tyrone and he gifted us his Bush Radio. He'd be nearly 100 now if he is still alive, so say a prayer for him 54 years in love with words, and I still look so dashing. I have a picture in the attic, just like Dorian Gray I've also had an interest in Politics for 54 years with my dad heckling the tv and Politicians. I almost immediately had a hit, a play called Shoplife was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre. The Kenneth More Theatre, so thank them for sparing you all. This was back in 1989 yes, 30 years plus ago, the play was written in 1988. So since then I'm more than good enough, as a writer. Anything else..... I also ignore those who just cannot write, pick your own candidate I tend to write Comedy as I'd rather make you laugh than cry I have written over 2000 short pieces of writing, yes 2000 " (c) by Michael Casey" If you include "chats" 3700 samples, all told, the chats do NOT go into my books when I compile them. My first book ,a full length comedy/drama is The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker You can read translations of it here on this site Up to 20 different languages/translations have been read on the same day via this site, here on Wordpress look fo Translations Galore page, and more And in over 90 Countries world wide too so you have no excuse, find your own language and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker or Quick Stories or any other of the books in Translation on my Wordpress This proves to me that the humour does travel I have readers in over 100 countries now, just to repeat myself From Nepal to American Samoa and all places North South East and West Or its just a hit man on the run, or whatever Unknown Region Means It may also mean that only non English Speakers like my stuff Coverage but lacking penetration as marketing folks might say I did get 21,000 readers in 3 weeks for the Polish version of In Search of an Indian Princess. which is basically the final 3 chapters of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker all by word of mouth. And 50,000 plus in Christmas week 2021 If you add up all the downloads from my Wordpress + 13,000 when somebody stole the file. I have had more copies than Boris Johnson's Churchill book distributed. Maybe 40,000 copies . Not made a penny from it, free downloads in multiple languages. Reverse Logic, if the world knows me, eventually somebody will pay me But in reality I'll be dead first, and then just 2 pennies to pay the ferryman is enough I've cut the Plaudits, you can read/decide for yourself As for my life, I was born in the shadow of a Brewery, I was a computer operator for a market research company into alcohol sales, 21 years altogether, StatsMR Call centre guy, like everybody once in their life I was also a Trainee Betting Shop Manager I was a concierge and 10 other roles at Crowne Plaza NEC Birmingham for 3 years. Spent 3 years at Pinsent Masons Law firm in Birmingham I even hid a copy of my comic novel "BBU" in the Law Library at Pinsent Masons, well just for a day.. I did a few other jobs too, working life in reverse so to speak and I was an Esol English teacher in an Islamic school, for a year, I knew I could teach. I got Excellent, Excellent and Exemplary on the external assessment, yes really And I asked them to pray for me at least once a day beside which I've had a Shanghai connection for 20 years now, including 2 bilingual daughters and being a hausfrau a long time too, I'm a great dad, as I've had lots of time with my daughters I can always make somebody talk or laugh I believe my short stories could be used to teach English, just package them up correctly or App them Or a Tale a Day from Michael, a story telling App What else, I was brawn and brains, I used to be as strong as an Ox, now I just smell like one We have a cat called Totoro, my daughters wanted a pet I said they could have a dog if I died , or a cat if I had a heart attack. A few weeks after that in Jan 2015 I had an Unplanned Quadruple Heart Bypass , it was supposed to be a triple but it ended up a Quadruple, 33% extra free so to speak. Now with an add on Hernia, the size of your fist, pushing through my bypass scar, it hurts when I laugh, so don't make me laugh I also have arthritis and other hindrances that hobble my body and give me pain galore. But my mind is free, though having read my stories you may wish I didn't bother But I'll ignore you, and carry on regardless. I do get heckled by my own Tinnitus these past 3 years+, so I have music on all night long to drown it out. I sleep with Miley, Taylor, Eric Clapton and Will Young, maybe I should buy a bigger bed, or just get a better mattress. Tinnitus is a curse, just trust me I know, each day I wake up, Tinnitus SCREAMS at me for a full hour till it calms down That's the end of the tidy version of my life To finish here's the list of my 20 books, so far:- 1.The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker 2.Shoplife 3.Essays and Plays 4.Blogs 2011 5.300 and Not OUT 6.Shorts 2013 7.More Shorts 2014 8.Quick Stories 9.Still Alive 2015 10.Undiscovered Words 2016 11.Still Smiling 2017 12.Altogether Now 13.New Horizons 14.14 Up 15.15 Down 16.Sweet Sixteen 17. 17 Again 18. 18 New Views 19. The Final Cut of the 19th Hole 20. 2020 Words 21. 21 Door Keys, key to the door 21 on Bingo, hence title, 53,000 words so far I write bullet point stuff mainly now as Tinnitus stops me from getting in the zone to write, story stories. (c) by Michael Casey stuff though my bullet points are better than some "writers" discuss, miaow. That's why I dream of a speed typist, so I could dictate from the sofa https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC to buy ebooks Loads of Korean and Arabic translations downloaded from my Wordpress, 1000s of them Quick Stories in Korean is a big hit. Maybe Kim in North Korea should read my books, instead of wasting his countries resources on what? Just keeping one person in power, him? Instead of joining the real world and opening a string on golf courses. That way we could get rid of Trump too. Into the sunset, as they play golf. Tears for a Butcher will be the sequel to BBU, and it too will be 600pages, however I really need a speed typist to put it down, while I sit and dictate like Barbara Cartland, and hopefully my speed typist would be impressed. we'd marry have half Korean kids, and form a Kpop band with our 4 new kids, with me as manager. And yes this is more for my bucket list, as Tinnitus keeps me awake too much, 6 months of not sleeping till dawn is really killing me Michael Casey aka the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England https://2.gravatar.com/avatar/efda2dca0de5b9269191b7c8b0102473?s=400&d=mm View more posts

Sunday, 2 April 2023