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Wednesday, 22 December 2021

wed 22 dec 2021 SITTING UP AT MY DESK NOW

 excuse rtping im lying on the settee trying hurtingh my back 

a compromuse so to speak or matve im lazy

a pizzle for  xmas for you

the usa readers surge continues a STADIUM full in days 

nayv   vac k   later 

SITTING UP AT MY DESK NOW

well I just checked, it was 17th Dec that figures started to take off

So a STADIUM full since then

I did mention in an email to somebody during my Tinnitus time

2000 stories on this site right here

3500 pieces of writing all together right here


https://butcherbakerundertaker.blogspot.com/

my main site, with 2 backup bloggers

and my WORDPRESS has the most TRANSLATIONS

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/

LOOK FOR MY SAT BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE

if you use Google (UK) this is what you get (see below)

so try them and share it with everybody in you address books

but most of all be a Good Samaritan this Christmas and every day of the year

even if Just a Smile  is all you can share

a Smile alone can save a life

Now  few stories I love the most

It's All in the Stars (written for a friend)

The Shy Girl (written for another friend)

I want to be a Radio Star (a hope a prediction for myself)

Michael and a Chink in the Wall

The Spaceman and the Archangel

The Lec Boris and Gregorgi stories (10 or so of them)

Let there be Light/ Let my Tears be my Words (a poem  with 2 titles)

The Dead and The Living ( a poem that Percy the Undertaker recites 

from The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker)

Lec Boris and Gregorgi Check it Out

Nights in Malta

The Bickers

In Search of an Indian Princess ( last 3 chapters of BBU)

the above was looked at by a low budget film producer)

Shoplife a play, this was accepted but not finally produced by a Theatre

(could have changed my life 32 years ago)

A  low budget film can make 10 times the outlay, that's why films are made

its money, stupid. Look at Hot Fuzz, though that is really funny too

And if you read EVERYTHING over the holidays

you can push me away in a shopping trolley and take me over the Horizon

to a new life of 4 kids and a Kpop band children, where I become manager etc

Though probably you'd just push me to the rubbish tip

I am a realist after all

OK that's your Christmas challenge as LOCKDOWN will descend

So if you go to Midnight Mass say a prayer for me and light a candle even 

wherever you are in the world

I can remember as a kid Chasing Danny Moylan up the road throwing snowballs 

at him, along with Vincent, both had umbrellas, just after Midnight Mass

I threw one snowball as Mrs Moylan closed the door, it sneaked in and bounced

off the wall and hit him. Yes the Queens Oxford man, who is Theresa May's friend

We were neighbours, and i had my life and he had his.

Though I'm probably the better writer, but I'll never know for sure





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- December 22, 2021 No comments:
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Tuesday, 21 December 2021

Sorry for the delay in new stories

Sorry for the delay in new stories

My Health has been playing me up

Even a weekend in Hospital

and 3 or 4 specialists looking at me

Then back home and an old back injury popped out

TO hurt me

A story is Fatuous Title (c) by Michael Casey

and those I put into the books as I compile as I go along

something like this without a title and no (c) by Michael Casey

Does not make the cut

so there you go

By the way the LIAR Trump is still at it, yet why do 50% believe his LIES

America needs to grow up and wake up fast

The Germans after HITLERS NAZIS were beaten

were herded into cinemas to see Hitler's atrocities

Because they did not know just how bad Hitler was or pretended not to know

So Lets remember our History

Eternal Vigilance and all that

TRUMP is a LIAR, or will sudden will it dawn on Folks

50 years watching Politics, I started as a I Kid, Predicted Ted Heath would win

Now yes I'd love to write more but a STADIUM full or readers in the past week

so some of you are looking at all my stuff on your Macs in USA

or is it Barron Trump messing with me

I need a clear head and one hour to write new stuff

Otherwise bullet points like this

But if I spot a nice one you have read then I reload it

For Everybody

And speaking of bodies, mine in battered and scared and smells a bit

Its hard to be squeaky clean when you can barely stand because of pain

Scars are from heart bypass, though I have scars like Donkey's from Shrek too

I'm an onion too

Though having said all that maybe you like these Chats too or even prefer them

michaelgcasey@hotmail.com to tell me what you think to  my face

That's all for today. stay happy always not just for Christmas

and Tinnitus is a real curse, take it from me I know

But at least I'm getting a bit of rest


this is me in my Galdalf dressing gown, I used it as a blanket when I had a weekend in

hospital a few weeks ago


Now don't make too much noise my 2 daughters  are revising for exams

During my Tinnitus time in bed last night

On my phone this popped up

a thing of beauty and costing for than a car

But if you are that Japanese Billionaire that was in space, feel free to send me 

the gift of Time, and I send you a selfie of me and it.




 


- December 21, 2021 No comments:
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still very big peaks in usa

 big peaks in usa

maybe donald reading everything before he goes to jail

anyway tinnitus howling back kind of improving

really i need a nurse and blanket bath

but ill try shower later if i can actually get in

picture that

then vomit in a bucket

meanwhile

very funny AFRICAN film about 3 brothers being forced to marry

i give it a strong 8 so fat

will finish later

thars all and JAPANis sticking to me now


maybe because iAM  a sumo

maybe a Japanese future wife 

or what that make you puke too

thats if i had my health back

anyway at least you can all read me













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Monday, 20 December 2021

JULIE WALTERS and washing the dead

 WHERE JULIE WALTERS USED  TO LIVE IS CLOSE TO WHERE I AM SAT

SHE WAS ACTUALLY IN MY MIND  WHEN I WROTE MRS MURPHY

PATRICKS MUM IN the butcher the baker and the undertaker

SO ENCOURAGE HER TO RERAD THE BOOK

BIG SID WAS ROY KINEAR IN MY HEAD WHEN I WROTE IT TOO

SO THINK OF THEM AS YOU READ IT

NOW JULIE WAS A NURSE DOWN THE ROAD

SHE WASHED THE DEAD BUT DID NOT REALISE IT 

AT THE MOMENT I BLANKET WASHED MYSELF SAT ON THE TOILET

FACE THEN BUM

NOT THE OTHER WAY AW

ROUND

NEXT ILL WASH MY FEET IN A BOWL

I ALSO HAD A DREAM OF TRYING ON TWO PAIRS OF NEW SHOES

YES I M A  PAIN WHEN MY BACK GOES OUT

BUT I CAN CRAWL LITERALLY CRAWL TO THE TOILET

AND SCREAM AS I SIT ON IT

TOO MUCH INFOFMATION

BUT

RFESPECT THE PERSONAL CARERS IN THIS WORLD

THEY GIVE DIGNITY TO PEOPLE

GOOD SAMARITAN AND ALL THAT

DONT BUY TAT FOR XMAS

GIVE 15 MINS OF LOVE AND HELP WASH SOMEBODY

IN TILL  DEATH DO US PART

A FAMOUS UK SERIES

CHERIE BLAIRS DAD WAS IN IT TOO

THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS A BIGOT ALF GARNET

ARCHIE BUNKER IN  USA COPIED IT

ANYWAY AT THE END OF DECADES OVDER TV

ALF GARNET THE BIGOT

HIS PERSONAL CARER WAS A BLACK GAY MAN

TOTAL IRONY

JOHNNY SPEIGHT WROTE IT

ITY MAY BE ON UTUBE

IT IS A COMIC LESSON ABOUT BIGOTARY

NO MY POINT TODAY IS 

RESPECT AND LOVE EVERYBODY

ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO

IN THE END MIGHT

BE ESSENTIAL  TO YOU

BECAUSE ONLY THEY 

WHO YOU HATE

ONLY THEY WILL WASH YOUR BUM

BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS GOOD SAMARITANS







 

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Sunday, 19 December 2021

What was I doing in bed last night

What was I doing in bed last night

You can speak for yourself, or your own dreams

I was trying to stay in as sweet spot under the duvet

An extra painkiller prescription from the doctor collected 

in Victorian fog by my daughter

So I rubbed it in and crawled literally up the stairs

Then I slept, in and extra hot bedroom

still waking every 2 hours

then finally with Tinnitus screaming I got out of bed

I stink a bit as I haven't been able to wash properly

My hip/s just won't allow me to stand up

So I've gone downstairs and landed on the settee

It's hours later and I've managed to get back to my computer

To bore you all, and to give some advie

Take your watch off if your crawl to the bathroom

Otherwise it digs into your wrist

Thanks for all anay any prayers

I still am very tired and a little spaced out

But again you are all reading

A third peak, soon it will be a mountain range

I hope you all enjoy my rubbish in whatever language you read it

LOCKDOWNS are back in Fashion

So plenty to read 2,000,000 words or so

And even my Original English on Amazon

Watch Spoilt Brats a French film, very funny

I also decided in bed lat night that I want to write 10,000 stories

I had ideas for 4 or so just while I lay there

Maybe I am just a hen, laying eggs

Though I'd need 30 or so years to do it

I had half a thought of 5 kids

Is that 5 new kids, or 3 more as I have 2 daughters already

So are you all rushing to read all my stuff

The winner gets me, no money, nothing, just empty hands

and the rest would follow, 5 kids and 8,000 more stories

That's frightened you all now

My Tinnitus is fizzing as I talk to you


so this is me in the past, 18 years or more ago, and what is the future,,,,




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Saturday, 18 December 2021

thank you readers but prayers would be more useful

 big peak yesterday

doubled in size today

hope i9m not like the new covid 19 variant

seriously GOP people RED people get your shots

the dems are 91   you are 60 

MORE reds ARE DYING too

put politics aside get a shot and mask up like JOHN WAYNE 

meanwhile i hurt my back again, the other day, and today

i m8ust have turned and I AM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY VOICE IN PAIN

I HAVE LANDED ON THE SOFA AND CANNOT EVEN GO TO BATHROOM

SO GO FIGURE,,,,,

a small 

SO PRAYERS PLEASE

CRAWLING LIKE A WORM IN THE DIRT ONCE AGAIN

IF YOU ARE THE NEW READERS THEN

SPREAD THE WORD IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES

DONT FORGET MY WORDPRESS TOO

AND MY ORIGINAL ENGLISH IS ON AMAZON VERY CHEAP LIKE ME

back hurting had to crawl to bathroom

otherwise  a change of clothing










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Friday, 17 December 2021

Japan still knocking at my door, Hope it's not 7 Samurai coming to get me + link to huge file in Japanese

 HELLO JAPAN

WHOEVER YOU ARE

all are welcome

A real cure for Tinnitus would be nice

I  end up talking to God and reading about Trump on my phone

till sleep finally comes

The agony and the ecstacy, you decide which is which


is this one of the Samurai chasing me....




If you follow link 1,000,000 Words of mine Translated into Japanese

An Omnibus which has 10 books inside maybe

Thursday, 9 December 2021

Japanese Translation of ALL file

Japanese Translation of ALL

Posted bymichaelgcasey09/12/2021Posted inUncategorizedEditJapanese Translation of ALL

file has 10 books or so all in one, 4000pages

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