Tuesday, 17 March 2020

good evening China or should I say good morning?

good evening China or should I say good morning?

I'm about to go to bed but I spotted you reading my stuff

so THank you

i HOPE you are all healthy now

So please read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker my 600 page comedy

Tears for a Butcher if ever I get around to writing it will have a Chinese billionaire and  his Playboy son feature in the exciting finale, or final 1/3 of the sequel. IF ever I get around to writing it.

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/chinese-translation-bbu.docx

here's link to get Chinese translation

my original  English is on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1

and yes I would love to have a JOINT VENTURE  with China
to use my words to Help teach English using comedy
1,600,000 words or so. spread like butter over 19 books.

Stay Happy and Let the World go back to work soon





6th Jan 2019 The Epiphany an old story while I have a rest

an old story for you, while I have a rest

6th Jan 2019 The Epiphany ©
By
Michael Casey

I’ve had a relaxing day today, as you know I was watching Star Trek Discovery, I binged on 4 hours worth, 6 more hours left of the dvds my brother gave me. He buys them in charity shops then gives me them later, much later when he is on a flying visit to Birmingham, no he’s not a Pilot, just one of the many teachers in the family.
I just finished stripping the decorations off the first Christmas tree at the new place. I did shout for a stripper but I had to do it myself. I wanted to start a tradition where the youngest ends Christmas by removing all the decorations, but they are not Writers so they could not be bothered. Real exams beckon in days, so I did it myself. I did invite Totoro our cat to climb the tree but even she was uninterested.
Setting up Christmas my girls were interested in, but the reverse was left for the cleaner. I do have a vested interest, after a month of a Christmas tree right next to me I can shuffle over my chair once the tree goes out the door in the morning, I will have more space but less sparkle right next to me. There will be of course a trail of needles all over the floor and rug, and how the branches can be prevented from scratching the walls is another matter. Like a prisoner on the way to execution the branches will reach out beseechingly trying to hold onto the walls to avoid their fatal fate.
The girls also left a bag with a final present in underneath the Christmas tree, the Kings were late after all. 6th Jan was their present day. So now everything is cleared, like Head and Shoulders for Christmas decorations, not a bit of tinsel left. Tomorrow I’ll be treeless and vacuum the rug, and brush my settee behind me, then the Study will return, we do study in here, we are not being pretentious.
But what of Epiphany in general? I’m not one for having epiphanies in general. I tend to stumble into things, but as Mark Harris once said “you are a good stumbler”, he’ll be amazed I quoted him. I’ve got Sat Nav to take me to the end of the page, but how I get to the start is sheer luck. Or maybe it’s the Help of God and Two Policemen as my mother used to say.
I see something or hear something, at a bus stop, or I look out the window and that sets off a train of thought, then you lot suffer what I write. But how can an Epiphany big or small change your Life. Well a fright is an epiphany. You make sure you never catch that bus again, or go up that road again, or never visit that chip shop again. Food Poisoning can be an epiphany, I’ve have two major does of it. So I refuse to eat certain things, or food cooked in a certain way.
Losing half a stone or 6 kilos is one week, is horrible, the loneliness of the glued to the toilet seat runner. Then when your employer rings you up, because you don’t give then a running commentary on your food poisoning. This is an epiphany, you swear you will leave that company, as did many people, that’s why they had such great staff turn over. They will remain nameless their epiphany would have been to realise they were such a bad employer, the worst in my entire working life.
Evolution is better than Revolution, if you want to change things, and many do make resolutions at this time of year. So just drive by your boyfriend, no don’t shoot him this is not America, just splash him in the rain, and leave him fuming. Go to work without him, block his calls, after a week he’ll buy a bus pass, and you can give Jenny your best mate a lift instead. If you decide too that Jenny is so much better than Paul then you may even decide to take Katy Perry’s advice, kiss a girl and like it. Who am I to Judge?
There are many changes and improvements we can make to our lives. I’ve made one myself earlier in the evening, I recycled an old Sainsbury’s orange carrier bag and put all my pants in it. Orange for pants, and green bag for socks, immediately my bedroom is tidier and colour coded too. Though my purple pillowslips do stand out, like a Bishop’s boudoir, or left over packaging from Cadbury’s Easter eggs.
You can tidy up your own life in small ways, enjoy colour coding your clothes in various bags and colour coded coat hangers. You can do all manner of things, life is so much better in colour after all. The thing to remember though is that yes the Kings were late, but they got there in the end and what they did was important. So in your own life it is never too late to start anew.
If I can teach myself to write and then start on another path then so can you, I really am the lowest common denominator, which is a fancy way of saying I was in the gutter but I was looking up at the stars. So I started again, and again, and again, and again, and again and every day is a new day, The star is in the East, you can follow your hopes and dreams. You may never reach that Manger, but it’s always worth trying to. Because the work involved on the journey makes us all stronger, and by getting up out of the gutter we can all reach for the stars. The Epiphany reminds all of us to be Kings, to travel, to follow our stars to our manger, and there we will find pure contentment.




Translations for  the World
I've noticed the Hebrew is popular in France and The Arab translations are doing well
too, so please come and visit Birmingham when this virus is beaten, we have the best Indian curries, as we steal the best chefs. Obviously there is fish and chips too. So come and visit and INVEST in us. Or just come and say Hello. Birmingham calling the world,
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Saint Patrick's Day a twitter post of mine











michaelgcasey2 on twitter
in the morning it is Saint Patrick's Day. I have Shamrock growing in my garden, which has deep roots. So I know the Casey Clan in Kerry, I must have 40 1st cousins alone. Will all no doubt be saying the Rosary to beat this virus. So all Faiths and No faiths, now is time to pray.

Monday, 16 March 2020

handling people

Handling People (c)
By
Michael Casey

If there is a fire you hit the alarm and you shout FIRE FIRE and get OUT
If you want to persuade you speech Gently and People on Your side
You  tailor your argument so that People Listen

Its Advertising

So with Covid 19 Coronavirus the Government is trying  to Persuade
That was the 5th sentence, I did not jump in
Mass Advertising and that's what it is has to appeal to the lowest common denominator

It has to reach the parts other lagers or adverts don't reach
If you want something you ask your mum and she asks your dad on your behalf
So it is with Covid 19

There are a load of common sense things, like washing hands
How many man when in a pub have a pee and never wash their hands
Then they shake hands with all their friends and share nibbles
This is bad already, but now must cease forever

Any Government must gently push and prod the Population
It's like a Strip Tease of new orders and regulations
Slowly does it
Hopefully some will be ahead of the game and do the obvious
Before being told, it's a tide of changes coming in
A Tsunami of ORDERS would be resisted

That's why governments do it the way they do
National character affects the way things are done
And if you protect the most vulnerable then they'll be safe
Staying home is safe

Yes there will be changes and some minor common sense FLEXIBILITY
But cheap shots, and bitching  won't help anybody
It's not a Horror story, even if it may feel like it

Look after those you Love with Love
And help your community if you are able
There is room for everybody at this table





Sunday, 15 March 2020

30 years Slaving over a Typewriter from 3 years ago


30 years Slaving Over a Typewriter ©
By Michael Casey
Hello from Birmingham the Centre of The Universe, just up the road from Stratford and Shakespeare, I've been writing 30 years now. Mainly Comedy or Humour, you don't expect as many laughs if it is Humour. I even have 13 books on Amazon Kindle plus 2 Translations.
So how do I get noticed and get a small column in the Press online? I would offer to sleep with Editors but I'm 110kilos and very hairy, with 2 metres of scars, up and down both legs and a fabulous Pirate scar where the heart surgeon did a quadruple. It sounds a bit like figure skating but with masks and lots of blood. Thankfully I was fast asleep in the land on nod.
I would send you my Elevator Advert, but only the other day a Chinese Elevator fabrication company sent me beautiful pictures of their Elevators. They had obviously stumbled over my Elevator Ad somewhere in cyberspace. I should add that I have a Chinese connection already, I met and married the Shanghai cleaner in the old people's home. It was love over a vacuum cleaner nearly 20 years ago. Now we have bilingual daughters, one of whom wants to be a Doctor, she said Pathologist, I said at least you won't kill anybody. The other younger daughter may become the next Julie Walters, we actually live just a few hundred metres from where she used to live.
I have been annoying Russian publications with my elevator advert earlier in the day, I should have mentioned my ballet connection. When I first met my wife I was positively vetted, I instinctively want to cross my legs when I say that, positively vetted by my wife's then best friend. A Chinese ballerina from the Birmingham Royal Ballet, I was vetted by her in the Queens Tavern the only straight bar in the Gay/Chinese Quarter in Birmingham. Somehow I forgot to mention it to the Russians, as I was rushin to finish. I did send them a translation in Russian of an entire book.
So I hope I have grabbed your attention, I should say that I got 21,000 readers in Polish when I uploaded some stories to my website in the Polish language. And that was in just 3 weeks by word of mouth. It may just be that only foreigners like me, I did marry a foreigner after all......


thanks for your  patience you can google  "michaelgcasey" and look for the fat guy in shades with the silver hair and then you'll find even more worth ignoring.
Cheers
Michael Casey 
3 YEARS ON ITS 1,583,000 WORDS OR SO
and 19 books on Amazon
My health has got worse too, and now the virus thing means I'll be hiding indoors for a couple of months. I want to reach 3million words before the undertaker gets me.
I now have readers in 80 countries and up to 10 translations/languages in a day
are being read from my sites for The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
over 2000 short stories as well in 19 books on Amazon
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Michael-Casey/e/B00571G0YC/ref=dp_byline_cont_ebooks_1





hey late night French readers

hey late night French readers

you can download the Hebrew of
The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

from my Wordpress see link

https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com/2020/03/14/full-list-of-translations-to-read-while-you-self-isolate-from-michael-casey-the-fat-silver-haired-writer-in-shades-from-birmingham-england-keep-on-going-to-the-end-of-the-

NOW GO TO BED ITS LATE, AND YOU HAVE TO PEEL POTATOES FOR MY DINNER IN MORNING

BBU in HebrewBBU in Hebrew





Saturday, 14 March 2020

Virus is Nature's Balance?

What if the Virus is Nature's way of Protecting the PLANET, if we are locked up, we cannot ABUSE the Planet, so it has time to HEAL.Years ago nobody travelled more than 5 miles from home.Mass travel and Mass exotic food imports have destroyed the Natural Balance, HUMBLE Life best




Happy 555 to my Indian Readers

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