2354 that's this post number, come back tuesday for new story - Confessions

2354 that's this post number, so be sure to look at all of them, ha ha ha

I'm tired as I went on walkabout and then caught the bus home, met a nice lady from Tyrone

At this instant I have the next piece I will write for you all, yes it's that quick my Muse my inspiration,  my perspiration is even quicker.

So let me eat and rest and slap on the pain killer then I shall return as MacArthur said.

I did plant some fuchsia cuttings too, but more of that later.

So stay pure, or at least have fun.

my French translation of Butcher Baker Undertaker is being read in France today, so allo to them, and if it's my sister's friend. allo mille fois, the Arabic is being read in USA

if only somebody actually paid me......

p.s. I'm too tired now, and my chest pains have returned so come back on tuesday 21st may for even more

Don't waste your time chasing rainbows

Don't waste your time chasing rainbows

Now I could write a lot about that

But I won't, for homework you can write an essay on that topic yourselves

Some things are stereotypical

You waste your life chasing one thing and lose the most important thing

You  go abroad and study, in the hope of helping your people

You return and you are no longer one of them

You are in a no man's land

This happens all too often in life

Matt Damon in  Good Will Hunting is a math's genius

In the end  he realises with Robin William's help that the only thing worth having

is LOVE

So I hope in my own life and experience I am Matt Damon

Ok, stop laughing, my real name is Mathew Bourne

So be  warned.

Ok Burne-Jones is my real name, I draw Angels

You are all so cruel, laughing at me

My Russian and Ukrainian friends like me, ok not me, my words, anyway

Love what you do, or what your Health allows you to do.

Then try and be the best at that.

And yes I cleaned toilets too in my Hotel days

Enjoy your life and have a family.

A family can be a bunch of bikers, or soldiers in special services,

or a bunch of vicars holding religious services, gay  or straight or any other mixture.

Full of Faith, or cursing galore.

All of these are families, and so long as you have mates, even if you are not mating with

them,

So long as there is somebody to lean on ,to cry on, just like in New Amsterdam on tv.

So long as there is somebody, then you are not alone in this life.

And even if your Tinnitus or any form of Pain, keeps you awake all night, you still

have God or maybe just the Stars at Night to scream at.

For Stars themselves are families, that guide the Human Family over the seas through

the Oceans to Home, to Refuge. To all OUR FAMILIES and SAFETY.

Somebody once said Form a Christian Family if you want a bit of Peace ,

that was Padre Pio

I'll add, be a family any which way you want to be a family, any black or white or green,

pious or obscene, just cling together in any night, keep on fighting together.

Then all your life will be a Rainbow of Love and Hope, no chasing required.

I told Matt Damon that as we cleaned the floors together, one day you'll be Head Janitor.

He hasn't quite made it, but he'll never give up trying,

I'll stop now Matt has to help my daughter with her Maths homework.

Michael Casey

19/may 2019

been very busy today

been very busy today

have been busy, windows 10 update  did not work and returned  it to windows 8.1 

so took a whole day to get it back to windows 10 again

there a bug somewhere

Top Dog

Top Dog
I am babysitting a massive Alsatian dog right now
so if I stop writing its because I have been eaten

Donald Trump very big business

this will be a world wide hit.

from the Daily Mail

Chinese people rush to buy £2 'Donald Trump toilet brushes' amid trade war with the US and joke 'Trump can be so useful'

• Cleaning tools that look like the U.S. President are popular online in China 
• One seller boasts his 'Trump' toilet brushes have powerful cleaning effect
• Another seller gives out free toilet paper with Trump's image on it to buyers
• 'Toilet brushes' is a trending search phrase on Taobao, China's answer to eBay
• The shopping trend was reported after China waged a 'people's war' on the U.S.

By TRACY YOU FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 14:06, 16 May 2019 | UPDATED: 16:12, 16 May 2019

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People in China are cheering for Beijing in a trade war against Washington by cleaning their bathrooms with 'Donald Trump' toilet brushes.

Consumers have reportedly flocked to buy toilet cleaning tools that look like the U.S. President as a way to support their government.

'"Trump" can be so useful,' joked one Chinese blogger who also praised other products inspired by the billionaire politician, including stress balls, wine bottle openers and underpants.

 

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One user in Shanghai displays a toilet brush inspired by Donald Trump to a reporter yesterday

 

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'Trump' brushes (left) cost around 20 yuan (£2) each on Taobao, the Chinese answer to Ebay. A figurine resembling the U.S. President (right) wears a navy suit, a white shirt and a red tie

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'Trump' toilet brushes come in various designs. They cost around 20 yuan (£2) and are popular on Taobao, the Chinese equivalent to eBay.

One version spotted in Shanghai yesterday shows a stick with a cartoon Caucasian figure at one end.

The figurine, with an uncanny resemblance to Trump, sports a navy suit, a white shirt and a red tie. It has plenty of orange hair, which is used to scrub dirt off the toilet.

Brushes as such have apparently become trending items on Taobao.

 

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The e-commerce platform now actively suggests people to buy 'toilet brushes' after the phrase became one of the 'trending' searches.

Once customers access Taobao on their computer, tablet or through the Taobao app, they may see the words 'toilet brushes' on their search bar, prompting them to buy.

One shop on Taobao claims its 'Trump' toilet brushes are 'light' and 'stylish', and can be used for cleaning squat toilets or normal flush toilets.

The 37-centimetre-long brush comes with an orange holder, which the cartoon figure's hair dips into.

The shop says the brush has powerful, '360-degree' cleaning effect and can reach 'every corner and crack'.

Trump toilet paper has been all the rage since the election

 

 

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One Taobao seller gives out free toilet rolls with Trump's image to buyers of the brushes. Pictured, similar toilet paper is on display at the an exhibition in Germany in April

Another seller on Taobao is chucking in a free roll of toilet paper with Trump's likeness on it for those who buy the 'Trump' toilet brushes.

The shopping trend was reported after Beijing waged a 'people's war' on Washington, urging people in China to stand up to Trump's administration altogether.

However China is not the first country to sell the bushy-haired 'Trump' brushes.

Similar products first emerged last November in New Zealand.

Dubbed the Commander In Crap, the brushes are sold through shopping site Etsy to help Kiwis with daily cleaning chores.

Did I Write That?

Did I Write That? ©

By

Michael Casey

Well I was just checking my readers, just to make sure I’m not talking to myself. Korea was reading Still Alive 2015, which rhymes if you say two O one five, five and alive rhymes. Italy and Russia were reading too, as well as the usual suspects. As I checked you out, I noticed noticed an old piece from 2 years ago was being read. Personal Pentecost was the piece, as I read it I thought, did I write that. Usually I write a piece and post it, I may read it 3 times, as I post it and do a very quick check for typos as I load it up to my 4 sites. Then I’m finished, and I may never read it again.

I don’t rewrite and polish, I’m not Jeffrey Archer after all, though he does have a Monet on his wall. Sit, pick a theme and write, then in an hour I’m done. Yes that quick, it’s enough for my intellectual stimulation. If I did several hours it would be too draining, yes writing can be tiring. And yes If I had a speed typist I’d dictate Tears for a Butcher, I think 3 months would be enough. Maybe two 2 hour sessions a week for 12 weeks. So in 48 hours I could tell the tale, maybe another 600 pages. Obviously I need to pace myself with all my aliments coming out to attack me at times of their choosing. But like I said I’m very quick, and I’d like to write it, however doing it  myself sat here at the keyboard could take a year, and I’m not prepared to spend a year of my life doing that. So any speed typists out there reveal yourselves to me.

Now more to the point, it’s nice when a piece of writing is finished, because you can go to the bog, or have a cup of coffee. Joking apart its nice because you can open the wrapping paper and see what’s inside. Have you phrased it right, it’s a bit like thinking did you say the right thing at an interview, or did you say the right thing to your girl. If you say the wrong thing then you get your face slapped, if it’s really really wrong her brothers come around and batter you. But if it’s right you are in for a night of passion. Then you get to name your kids after her 7 brothers, Park, Ji, Yo, Po, Bo, Tong and Kevin. Seven is a lucky number after all, ask your Korean friends if you don’t believe me. And yes that sentence is in this piece as a thank you to my Korean readers for reading my stuff over on Wordpress.

Some times the writing has a joke in which is a reference to this or that, or even the other. On other occasions whatever I’ve read in the news bubbles to the surface and hits the page. Music in the background as I talk to you will be a ball in the pin ball machine which is my mind, and it will bounce around and give my an idea in a nanosecond, or however fast I type. Probably 60wpm when I’m on a roll, but as I’ve said in the Pentecost piece I just ladle things from my soup and that’s what you get.

When I finish a piece then I think, I nailed it, or I was off. It’s not a piece of carpentry, its not mass production, every piece is unique. Yes I know I may come back to some ideas, but really everything is unique like a monkey painting canvases and you saying it’s a Picasso. The question is do you like your Picassos or do you prefer the Crying Child or the dusky lady on your wall? I wouldn’t have those,I’d send them back, or send them to the Charity Shop.

So I hope when I write I’m not just amusing myself, I’m getting the night of passion, and not beat up by 7 brothers. I step back and look at the page and thank God it is not the Crying Child. I hope it amuses and that you all like it. Though I must say I don’t write to order,I write what I like and hope you all like it too. So let’s step back from today’s page and read it together. Am I pleased? Will you send the 7 brothers to beat me, or will the sister be coming.

Spanish, Arabic and Hebrew versions

michaelgcasey Uncategorized 13/05/2019 1 Minute

Spanish, Arabic and Hebrew versions of The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker
are being read by you all today. So thank you in English.
you can of couse buy my stuff om Amazon Kindle
I am tired today, I went walkabout yesterday and am paying for it today. I also got a new chair to sit in as I talk to you all. It is the correct height for the desk and I can swivel around and look out the window too. The chair is industrial strength and can take up to 154kilo, and no I’m not that heavy. I’ve got the weekly shop being delvered too, so I may not write anything new today, but there’s more than enough online to keep you all busy. My film producers piece went in a different direction yesterday. I did not write a totally camp piece, though I may use a Julian and Sandy style from Round the Horne for something else later. Today has been hot and my small daughter has caught a cold, and my big daughter is about to hit the books, her A levels start in 3 weeks time. As for me my Tinnitus is so bad at night, I stil don’t actually get to sleep till Dawn.
Stay Pure, or if not, enjoy yourselves.

Michael Casey

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