Thursday, 30 August 2018
the M10 selection
https://michaelgcaseyfrombirminghamengland.wordpress.com is where you can find pdfs of
Translations of my words.
here's something from 8 years ago
Where do the tears go when they are shed?Aug 9, '10 3:27 PM
for everyone
Where do the tears go when they are shed ©
By
Michael Casey
Where do the tears go when they are shed
While I lie here crying on my bed
Do the tears drip drip away and seep though
The floorboards and head for the sea.
Do my tears join an ocean that rises and falls
Do the tears yell and scream but only sea farers
Hear them, do whales moan as they crash through them
Only whales know of my distress as my tears groan
In deep deep oceans in the unknown dark deep seas.
Do my tears head north to the North Pole and Santa
Does Santa Ho Ho Ho so much because he is trying to drown out
The cries and sobs and tears held back for so many years.
Do tears form ice shelves and become icebergs, silent and majestic
Like giant cathedrals of ice. Is this the way to silent the voice of tears.
Frozen in Time for 100s of years, the fears of today and yesterday are merged
As one, gagged for eternity in an ice cathedral.
Will everything be forgot, deep freezed, quick frozen like garden peas.
Do my tears evaporate and head for the sky, joining the clouds as they pass by.
Are my tears blown this way and that, are they taken far away over the ocean.
As planes pass through the clouds that are my tears, can the passengers hear
Can the passengers hear my tears, all my hopes and fears, or are my tears
Drowned out by the in flight movie, 007 killing my prayers to heaven.
Do my tears wash away my pain, my guilt, are they like mothers’ milk?
For tears touch us all, they are like a morning mist that shrouds us.
For tears are the dark dark night of the soul, a cold coat that covers us.
In the morning we remember we fell asleep crying, but what of now?
Now we’ve looked at our dead mum’s photo and think of what she would have said.
We smile as we remember, her fight, her love, her spirit, her smile.
But never tears, she shed no tears for us, she shed no tears for us.
Tears will come, tears will come again, but they are just water, we are stronger
Than mere water, we have a boat and that boat is Love.
p.s. I stumbled over this poem on my PC so I hope you like it. We were at a wedding a few weeks ago, that's us in the photos
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Its Just Got to be Winnie The PoohAug 5, '10 2:21 PM
for everyone
Its
Just Got to be Winnie The Pooh. My youngest daughter just loves Winnie
The Pooh, my wife thinks its because I look like Winnie The Pooh, judge
for yourselves.
We
have a collection of soft toys tidied away behind the settee, about 40 I
think. Every now and then my small daughter lines them up in rows and
she's the teacher. Winnie The Pooh is always 1st in the queue. Then she
takes the register and tells the toys to pay attention. Then she reads
to them, everything is done in an orderly way. I think she'll end up a
scientist as she's so organised, my wife did Science back in Shanghai,
so its in the genes. Her Chinese grandfather did a bit of writing too,
as did her Chinese great uncle, and then there is me
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com , so writing is in the blood too. Does
anybody remember Abbott the Physics text book? That just sprung to mind,
we were told to read it cover to cover, my brother actually did do
that.
So
back to Winnie The Pooh, I'm being told that she wants a Winnie The
Pooh lunchbox, she just saw it in the Netto leaflet that came through
our door. Then another leaflet had a Winnie The Pooh duvet and duvet
cover. I did buy her a Winnie The Pooh blow up cushion but that
delevoped a slow leak, so I stuffed Winnie the Pooh with a few old
pillows, and she was able to continue sitting on it. We have Winnie The
Pooh dvds and some old VHS tapes too, and a few days ago we bought her a
Winnie The Pooh cutlery set along with a face cloth. So thats just the
tip of a big iceberg, she has a white Tigger thats not really Tigger but
he does look like a very very pale snow Tigger. When she grows up we
will tease her about this. But I know one day a chubby cuddly man will
ask my permission to marry her, perhaps his name will be Christopher
Robin.
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The Best Days Of Our LivesJul 31, '10 3:50 PM
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The Best Years Of Our Lives ©
By
Michael Casey
They say that the best years of our lives are our schooldays.
Maybe
its true, but we are all too busy doing the homework, or suffering
Latin homework. I can vouch for Latin in Grammar school, it’s a form of
torture, but it does help your vocabulary, and it does make you
persevere.
I
suppose Uni is the best days of your lives too, until you get the bill.
And realise that nobody rates a degree any more because everybody has
one so the currency is devalued. 3 years experience doing something
while you did you degree in film studies. So the experienced one gets
the job.
Getting married and setting up home, are they the best years of our lives?
Then the first baby and the lack of sleep, learning to catch and throw dirty nappies out the house, just like a wicket keeper.
Finally
getting your book published. Getting a few plays on the stage, having a
column in The Sun and The Telegraph, would these be the best days of
our lives. www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Or
is it the old days, when your life is in part 2, when the grave can be
seen in the distance, it may be 50years away but you’ve have the 1st 50
years so you are on the slide to the grave. With experience and love
your view of life has changed, you have a young family, but you know how
to love them. You can feel it in the air, you can see it in the garden,
you can hear the children’s laughter, you can enjoy a glass or two, but
you are at Peace, that’s when you have reached The Best Days Of Your
Life.
Michael Casey
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The Lambs are SilentJul 28, '10 4:24 PM
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The Lambs have gone its Silent, my girls are in London today, my wife took them there. So I'm home alone, and its so silent.
"Dad, what does xyz mean" asks my big daughter, but she's not here,
I
explain and tell her to use one of the dictionaries we have. I want
her to be able to find out answers herself. When you explain things you
find that you try and be so exact so that you don't confuse your kids.
It probably makes me think more clearly too.
This
morning my smallest girl put a Tamagatu purple cat on the desk, she
said it would keep me company while they were away. Its still on the
desk besides me as I talk to you. My old copy of Don Camillo's Dilemma
is there too, I've read 50pages just 200 more to go, then its Don
Camillo meets the Hells Angels, then I'm done, 6 books all about a
Catholic priest and a Communist Lord Mayor. The stories were 1st written
over 50 years ago, I know no Italian so I read them in English
translation. I was actually going to learn Italian several years ago,
only I got distracted by this Shanghai girl, I married her, you can see
some photos of us all on this site, we were at a wedding a few days
ago. I'm the George Clooney look alike in the photos, though my hair
looks as though I've washed it in DAZ. Our 2 girls are there too, along
with the wife, not forgetting the Bride and Groom. As for Italian, I put
the books in an old holdall and put that under my bed, years later my
nephew was learning Italian, so I donated everything to him.
You
could hear a pin drop in the house, its so silent, and yes I hate it.
All I have is the pain from tearing down the fence, its sharp and makes
me wince a bit, but aren't we all stupid sometimes, or is it just me
who's cornered the market. I look to my right and can hear the clock
ticking, its a battery powered but still I can hear it. No small girls
running about in the room above me. No Blick DAB radio blaring out
Galaxy on their radio above. The clock in the living room strikes nine,
my girls should be getting on the train home now. London Euston to
Birmingham, 28pounds for the 3 of them with Virgin trains, see the
offers for yourself. I can hear the boiler click into action, heating
the water for baths on their return. The computer hums in front of me,
just by my knee. I hope I win the HP Envy 17 laptop in this weeks Sun's
competitions, our computer is 7 years old and freezes a lot. The irony
is I joined the MySUN site so I could enter the competitions, and then I
stumbled into putting my blogs here on MySun. The sound of the keyboard
echoes around our empty house.
I
jump in my seat, the telephone has just exploded, my wife has just rung
to say they missed the train. Only she was teasing, I can hear our kids
in the background on the train. So all is well, but too too quiet. I
know one thing I could never live alone. Tomorrow the kids will want Tux
Paint on the computer, or want to use the Graphic Tablet on the
computer. There will be noise galore, a family noise, the noise I prayed
for all those years ago.
Cheerio from Birmingham and London Euston
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
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Take My Fence AwayJul 27, '10 5:29 PM
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Take my Fence Away ©
By
Michael Casey
Well
just for something different today I took my fence away. The day had
started noisily when a courier nearly knocked my door down, and it
wasn’t even my parcel.
So
wishing him well I closed my door. Half an hour later a polite knocker
knocked at my door. “Sorry for disturbing you” he began “yes you are
disturbing me” I finished as I closed the door. I don’t know about you
but I just wish cold callers didn’t bother. Or they all got a disease
and took the Junk Email writers with them, a kind of modern plague,
where the skeletons decayed over computers. But perhaps I’m being too
mean today.
As
for my fence, we have a rickety old one on one side next to the entry,
its parallel supports with boards nailed alternately on the inside and
on the outside. However with age it’s developed a stoop, or backward
lunge, a kind of limbo dancing look.
The
alley is kind of blocked because of this, but nobody uses it but me,
however I decided it was getting dangerous, so the fence had to go. Just
in case. So I leant on the fence and it creaked and groaned, not unless
that was my back. 3 sections gave way, the supporting posts had had it
for years. Then all I had to do was saw the last bit away. Only I don’t
have a saw, but I do have a metal saw ,or rather just the blade which
was part of the tools I inherited 30 years ago. They gather dust mainly
as I am not a DIY kind of person. I can work out what needs to be done,
but as for doing it, I leave that to the experts. I once tried painting a
wall, only it took gallons of paint, the wall was covered in a
wallpaper that was just like carpet, so it just soaked up the paint, a
bit like painting a bear I suppose, not that I’ve ever tried painting a
bear.
But
back to the fence, finally I’d sawn away the last support and I had a
kind of woodern ladder in my entry. All I had to do was heave it to the
rubbish area at the bottom of my garden. I had to jump up and down to
break it up, I had to be very careful too as there were 6 inch nails all
over it. Rusty nails but still dangerous, apart from the one I nearly
stabbed my chest with, everybody must have done similar such things. Did
I ever tell you when I painted my bathroom. It’s on my site somewhere
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
Michael’s Bathroom. But back to the fence, I was triumphant when I was
finished, then the washing line broke, my bright orange Polo top with a
polo scene on it went sailing to the ground along with my jeans.
Another task for me.
Over the road in the hardware store I got a plastic washing line, £4.50 I was robbed.
I
also bought some green twine, £1.60, I had an idea you see. Once home I
got my biggest daughter to hold the end while I tied it to the tree and
then to the peg in the wall. I didn’t realise just how long 20m is, so I
was able to have 2 new plastic washing lines. This is good in the long
run as I live with 3 girls, if only I had another bathroom, but I need a
lottery win before that happens, or Rupert Murdoch sees this and gives
me a job. Hold on a second while I watch a pig fly past.
So
now I had a new washing line, all I needed was a new fence. That’s
where the twine comes in. I called my girls outside, together we ran up
and down the yard tying the twine to what was left of the supporting
posts. A kind of net, a bit like the net at Wimbledon was formed.
Straight lines then vertical lines in between, plus some coloured paper
to make it more attractive. My big daughter has done crochet at school
so she was well pleased with her efforts. My wife said it looked like
prison bars but she just has no imagination said me and the girls. We
hope small birds will rest on the top line and sing to us. It was a fun
hour or so, apart from the twinge in my back, the fence was heavy after
all. I forgot one thing, I wanted to teach the girls about Gravity, so I
shook the Apple Tree at the bottom of the garden and they watched the
apples fall, Newton remembered. Then they gathered a few apples and
pretended to cook them, the apples were bobbing in a container,
Archimedes came to mind so I mentioned him to them. All in all an
educational Summers Day
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Sherlock HolmesJul 26, '10 6:39 AM
for everyone
Sherlock Holmes
What
were you doing 40 years ago? Me, I was reading all the Sherlock Holmes
books. A Study in Scarlet was the first one. I was reading them before
mummy was born I told my small girls. Which proves 2 things, I have a
young wife, and that I was a bookworm all those years ago. At the moment
I’m working my way through all the Don Camillo books, which are about a
Catholic priest in Italy and his adventures fighting a Communist Mayor,
though I fear some people may think its a Mafia story, if they spent a
second on google then they’ll know what’s what.
Sherlock
Holmes has had a good life in film and on TV. Basil Rathbone is the
best film actor, and we have all seen The Hound Of The Baskervilles.
Peter Cushing also did a great version on the telly, I’m old enough to
remember watching it on TV, in black and white, we only had black and
white tv at the time. Kids today will think I’m joking when I mention
Black and White TV. Colour 3D is arriving as we speak.
Its
2010 and Sherlock Holmes lives. Sherlock last night on the TV was a
very good concept. As I watched it it made me think of the new Dr Who,
then when it finished I saw Steven Moffat’s name on the credits, the new
Dr Who boss. As for the show last night it had some great touches and
it did remind me of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci code, the style and so
forth. You all know what I think of Dan Brown, see profile. But back to
last night, I liked seeing Una Stubbs as Mrs Hudson, the landlady, not
the housekeeper. I can remember her as Alf Garnet’s daughter, am I
really this old. My mind says I’m 20, its just the Birth Certificate
that says otherwise. I’ll be a Pensioner before finally I get my books
published, www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com Getting back to Sherlock it
was a nice twist with his brother when we all thought he was Moriarty,
and then in this opening episode Sherlock says Moriarty who? All in all
I’d recommend Sherlock 8/10 it’ll be interesting to see it grow, there’s
potential for Dr Watson too.
If
you want to know more about Sherlock just pop along to your local
library, mine is 150yards away. Then there’s always the local bookshop
or even charity shop. As for me I’ve got to finish off Don Camillo and
The Devil then I’ve only got 2 more left to read. After that maybe I’ll
carry on writing Tears For a Butcher my 3rd book, the games afoot as
they say.
Michael www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
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So Hypnotize MeJul 21, '10 1:33 PM
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So hypnotize me
I
was just picking up the kids from the school on the hill, I overheard a
mum saying that her son was thinking of doing Hypnotism as a subject
for part of his University course. It made me think about what kind of
world we’d be if we could use hypnotism to iron out the rough spots. If
we could use it to make us all shiny and new all the time. It made me
think of Scifi films, from Logan’s Run to Matrix, the perfect world.
So
what if it was just weight loss, or fear of animals that was hypnotized
away. You used to be able to listen to a tape while you slept and then
hey presto in the morning you could speak Chinese.
That’d
be good in our house as my wife is a Shanghai girl and our girls speak
Chinese with her while I’m trying to write here at the computer.
Learning
piano via hypnotism would be good too, my small daughter is now trying
out the guitar after playing on the piano for 30mins. We saved up for
years to buy the piano and then my brother gave us a child size guitar
which he’d picked up cheap in The Works. My girl is making up a song now
behind me as I talk to you, its hard trying to type when you’re trying
not to laugh, try it for yourself.
Now
hypnotists use a watch to hypnotize, so that’d interest me straight
away, just the watch. I have a Russian KGB officer automatic at present,
if you’re read The Watch and Me you’ll know about me and watches. When I
have some money I hope to buy an Oris watch, but it will have to be a
strong one. So there I am being hypnotized to learn after dinner
speaking, I’d really love to get on that circuit, however I don’t know
any Freemasons. I’m being hypnotized when I realize the hypnotist has a
lovely Omega, so what happens. My love of watches overrules the
hypnotist, I escape with his Omega and the hypnotist is found staring at
the clock at New Street Station, he’s mumbling just look into my eyes,
look into my eyes. I’m sent back to the hypnotist, he’s very famous, he
has a Cartier Bleu watch, he just gives it to me, everything becomes a
blur.
In
the morning I wake up in bed speaking Chinese and giving an after
dinner speech, on one wrist is an Omega, on the other is a Cartier Bleu.
As for the hypnotist he’s found on the no8 bus going around and around
Birmingham, on his wrist is my Russian KGB officer watch, and guess
what, he’s speaking Russian.
Das Vidanya Everybody,
Michael www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
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Cover LetterJul 10, '10 2:42 PM
for everyone
I
just read a piece in a newspaper on how to write a good cover
letter/cv. Then I realised I'd done that already. So was it my age or
the fact that I like writing which is held against me?
Rather than give you a list , I’ll show you what I have done/can do.
In
some ways I’ve had my life in reverse. Having a big job 1st and then
having smaller jobs.10years ago I was made redundant from XXXXX after
21years, this was mainly a bulk printing operation working 24/7.In 1999 I
met my Shanghai wife in the old people’s home where my dad lived after
he’d survived a near fatal heart attack. I visited every day literally,
on the way to work on my 12 to 8pm shift, finally after 3years of
visits I met the Chinese cleaner. I was then vetted by a Chinese Ballet
dancer from the Birmingham Royal Ballet. In 2000 I went to Shanghai to
meet my future family, so that was 1st hand experience of a very
different Culture. It continues to this day and we have 2 girls aged 6
and 8. Working in a hotel and ending up Employee of The Year, as close
runner up. That experience of Customer Service on the Front Line was
great fun and hard hard work. Cleaning rooms, working in the laundry,
doing security patrols, picking up litter in the car park, organising
taxis, recommending restaurants and places of interest to visitors from
all over the world, using a bit of French and Spanish. Working on
switchboard and reception duties as well as concierge duties too. Using
Opera which was the hotel’s computer system. Looking after celebrities,
whether it be Will Young or Sharon Osborne, then switching from
that to helping a blind person negotiate the lobby. Pushing the
occasional wheelchair, making time for anybody who needed that little
bit of extra consideration. All the different needs of different people
had to be catered for. I hope everybody I met felt looked after and
cared for. I never treated anybody as just another body to be sorted,
each person was an individual with individual needs, that’s why I had
thank you letters sent in to the hotel. While they were in the hotel I
tried to make it a home from home for them. It was a business hotel and
our guests all worked very hard so it was only right that we worked hard
for them in turn, whatever it was, even cleaning their shoes. I would
have stayed there till retirement but my hours were changed so I’d not
see as much of my children, so I left. Coming home at Midnight is not
family friendly so I left. The 12 noon to 8pm shift which I’ve often
done fits with our family life. I imagine I will have to do some degree
of shift working but so long as I can see my kids I am very flexible. My
job at a major law firm where I worked for nearly 3 years until they
made me redundant ,was in a very hot Print Room, standing all day,
talking to Lawyers and Secretaries. Jobs also came to us via the PC and
we’d do the job as required, such as printing A1 or A0 plans. Doing bulk
printing, making up training manuals by the score from a few pieces of
paper. When we finished we had a good glossy product that could be used
in seminars or as a pitch document to bring in new work in for the Firm.
We would also take documents apart to copy and/or scan them. I would
then have to put them back together again using binding machines. Heat
binding, wire binding or plastic binding. Or with very old documents
which could be 100years old we would sew back together with silk or
green ribbon. You can actually taste the document as you repair them. I
have also done lots of laminating for training courses. As you can
imagine Training is a good revenue stream for a Law Firm. I know I can
talk to anybody and everybody and have done so all my life, starting all
those years ago (1978) when I was a computer operator in a very busy
computer room working on a 24/7 basis. All those years ago computers
were a novelty and as big as washing machines that vibrated just as
much. Not to mention punch cards and magnetic tapes. For 10 years I have
a PC at home and I now blog on the MY SUN as the Christian site where I
used to practice my writing has closed down that section. I have been
writing for over 20 years, I have written 2 books so far, The Butcher
The Baker and The Undertaker plus Essays and Plays, I also blog a bit on
my own web site www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com it’s a kind of car park
where I leave my writing in the hope that somebody will one day
discover me, however I think it may be the next generation before we
have a paid writer in the Casey family. Earlier today I was
talking/broadcasting to Shanghai where my wife and our 2 kids are
enjoying the Summer and Grandma is teaching them psalms from the Bible.
My 8 year old is very blasé about talking to Birmingham over the
internet, none of this existed when I grew up, but she and I use it as a
tool so that we can tell each other that we love each other. Technology
is such a great great tool. That’s all I can say really, apart from the
fact that I can and will do anything, this makes me a useful person to
have on the team. I counted 10 different roles that I did at the XXXX
hotel during my time there. Flexible and adaptable is what I’d call
myself, it’s all on my CV in greater detail. Thanks for taking the time
to read this. I hope its more interesting than a bare list.
Well,
I hope my cover letter makes you smile. I hope that somebody in MySUN
world will help get me a writing job. Though anything would do.
Providing this does not get deleted.
Cheerio from sunny Birmingham, there's tons of stuff to read on my site.
Michael
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Pizza and RiceJul 9, '10 12:19 PM
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JULY 9TH, 2010 13:23
Pizza and Rice
I
wouldn’t say I have a love affair with frozen food, say pizza, nor that
I like my bacon sandwiches so much. Its just that I used to work such
odd hours. Getting home at 9pm doesn’t encourage you to get Delia’s book
out and be creative. You just want something quick, as its 6 hours or
so since your late lunch at 3pm. It may even be nearly 10pm when you get
home, after doing a workfavour for somebody. So now your stomach does
think that your throat has been cut, it rumbles away as you sit on the
bus, other passengers think its the deep base of somebody’s personal
stereo. Once home its flick Sky on grab dinner from the freezer, in 10
minutes time the dinnertime Pizza is ready, washed down by two mugs of
milky coffee. If Delia has got 1/2 a page left to fill she could just
squeeze it into one of her books.
Time
moves on and I’m married and we have two little girls. Rice is on the
menu daily, you need a degree in Oriental Languages to know whats in
the fridge. I have a Shanghai wife who really can cook. Chopsticks make
an appearance, as does the spoon shovelling techniques for eating. I can
come home to find movement in the kitchen sink, its alive and will soon
be dinner, its a crab. Fish is being cooked too, the rice cooker is on,
you would not believe just how fluffy and nice rice can be. Before
Shanghai, I’d have scoffed at the idea of rice being so different,
Ambrosia creamed rice from a tin was the height of my experience, now I
scoff nice rice. My wife goes to the Korean shop to buy the rice as it
tastes so good. We are lucky we have a huge Ying Yip down the road a few
miles too. Once dinner is ready there are 3 or 5 dishes on the table,
Phoenix is of the TV too. I think my wife only came around to my house
in the first place all those years ago because I had Chinese tv, either
that or she really loved my frozen pizza. Ocassionally there are prawn
crackers on offer, you really have to be quick to make these or you’ll
burn them and yourself.
My
dad used to have a bowl of corn flakes as a snack before bedtime if he
was peckish, I do the same. Cereals tend to be my breakfast too as they
are so quick and easy to make, well they make themselves. My wife likes
snacks too, but they can seem tasteless to a Western tongue. However
biscuits and cakes from Sainsbury’s are a delight for her, if I search
hard enough I can find them, our girls love them too. You have to
understand if you follow the Eastern diet then you are very slim, both
of my girls are slim and tall, so to fall of the Eastern diet is a
treat. Going to the chip shop for them is a bit of a wonder, they get
“takeaway” every day at home, so chips is a treat. As for me my diet has
improved as I have the left overs, though I still weigh 3 times more
than my size 0 wife. As for me and Delia, we do have one thing in
common, and I don’t mean our love of food, Delia and Me are catholics.
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FAMILY FEATURESJul 4, '10 12:34 PM
for everyone
I
was thinking about what to talk about today, as I need to practice my
writing skills, Eric Clapton once said in an interview that if you don't
practice you could lose your gifts, so practice. So this is what I'm
thinking about today.
Our
kids, all of our kids inherit things from their parents. Beauty or lack
of it, freckles and red hair or not. Being a bonnie baby or not, being
quiet or not. Our first daughter was very quiet and did not wake us up
in the night. However the 2nd one was the opposite, if she was the 1st
one then maybe we wouldn't have bothered with a 2nd. Ask your own
friends for their experiences. Our 1st one was born in the early hours, I
got home at 3am and had to explain to my Shanghai mother in law that it
was a daughter. A week previously I had been to my brother's house
where we loaded up an estate car, Steve from Steve's takeaway had
helped. My brother had saved everything from his kids and now he passed
it on to me.Then once home me and the mother in law had constructed the
cot, without any common language between us, it took 1.5hours. Today it
would take 1/2 that time as the mother in law understands a lot more
English and I'm much better at contructing flat packs.
Our
1st girl was born almost on Padre Pio's own Birthday, he being the
Saint who'd started the ball rolling so to speak. Our daughter was big,
like me I suppose. But she has perfect Chinese hair, the kind of hair
girls would kill for. Look at the photos here and judge for yourself.
Apart from that I suppose she looks very Western.
The
thing you learn very fast when you have a baby is how to change nappies
and get them and their smell out the house. You save all the plastic
bags from shopping, and its a bit like wicket keeping, a catch and a
throw and out the door. Ask any cricketers if nappy changing is as I've
explained. I'm sure they'll agree.
As
children grow then traits appear. Our 2nd child is very funny. Before
she was born she was in Shanghai and her granddad was making my wife
laugh. A child in the womb can hear, so our daughter would have heard
all the laughter, as did her born sister. I think my wife was 8 months
pregnant when she returned home. I can remember waiting at Heathrow
after they'd had 2 months in Shanghai. My daughter was sitting on the
luggage trolley being pushed by grandma, behind was my very pregnant
wife. I was crying with happiness. And as the cot was already ready, no
1.5hours of lego like building.
Drawing
is a delight for both my girls. My wife can do all fancy stuff,
Caligraphy and Chinese letters etc. She even used to go drawing of some
sort for the Police in Shanghai. One of my brothers is good too. So
drawing is in both sides of the gene pool.
As
kids grow the family features show. My big daughter looks like me when I
was her age, its like Dr Who in a way, she is my past and I am her
future, its a bit spooky as the resemblance is so very strong. My other
daughter apparantly looks exactly like my wife when she was young. So
Nature has given each of us, a clone so to speak. Our youngest also has
the fantasic hair too. You'd have to do some market research amongst
your friends to see if all of them rate hair as the best thing to have.
So long as neither of them go white early like me.
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Social SecretaryJul 3, '10 1:57 PM
for everyone
Once
you have kids you become a servant, sometimes till you die. Today our
biggest girl was off to the bowling alley. Her friend was celebrating
her birthday so her mum took her and her friends bowling. To be followed
by Frankie and Benny's Pizza. A really good day out. We the parents
have to get the child to the venue and organise a present and a card.
Normal stuff, only in our house we have two calendars, one just besides
me here where I'm talking from and another a much bigger kitchen
calendar. So all the kids events are marked out. Only there is one
drawback, my wife will write things down in Chinese, not Pinyin , but
your actual Chinese Chinese with all the fancy squiggles. Why didn't you
tell me its Florences party tomorrow, how would I know, but its on the
calendar, see right there, and JJ points to 23rd. Yes but that’s Chinese
I explain, you're so stupid she replies before demanding my wallet so
she can rush out to Asda's. I'm her Clever and Stupid husband you see,
I'm her Panzi which means Fat Fat Boy. My calendar is prettier, but the
Chinese one is best as it has more room on. Our smallest writes her
Birthday on it just to make sure we don't forget. I told them that
30years ago or more we forgot our dad's birthday and his Birthday was on
11th NOV which is an impossible date to forget, but in a big household
thesethings happen. My mum sent me upstairs to steal a fiver from dad's
wallet and I had to get a box of Cadbury's Milk Tray. Now if in them
days the Casey family had a huge calendar from China then we'd have not
have forgotten. But when he spent his later years in a home he had twice
as many visits as all the other residents put together. Padre Pio and
Me on my site www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com explains it.I suppose we
should have an excel spread sheet and that would cover everything, but
it wouldn't be as much fun would it.
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homeJul 1, '10 6:07 AM
for everyone
Home ©
by
Michael Casey
Home is where the heart is.
Homeless is outside a house looking in wishing it were your home.
Put into a Home is where due to circumstances a loved one has to be put into care.
As I talk to you this morning I have a drawing on the desk propped up by the computer speakers.
It’s a drawing of a girl with all her hair to one side, she has long eyelashes and is carrying a small bag.
Besides the biro drawing of the girl is a big heart and some stars, written above is “For Daddy.”
I have a notepad on the desk in front of the computer monitor so my girls love leaving drawings.
On the side of the fridge is this week’s spelling list, held there by magnets that aunty gave us.
On top of the fridge is a fruit bowl full of fruit and sweets.
By the fruit bowl is container full of pens and crayons, a shopping list in Mandarin beside it.
There
are photos of family scattered about the house, in one corner photos of
my mum and dad both long gone, but still much loved. When you get to
Heaven you’ll see them is what I say to my girls.
We
found a stilly photo of me so I put it on the shelf next to the huge
red Chinese dictionary, the fairy from the Christmas tree is also on
that shelf waiting ever patiently for Christmas to return.
Behind me is a painting of an angel a Burne Jones copy, blowing a flute thing.
Girls shoes are scattered about the house, waiting to trip me up.
Behind the sofa in this room are two huge bags of soft toys, waiting to escape.
Once my smallest is back home she’ll release the soft toys from their Jail.
Then she’ll line them up in rows and sitting on the teddy bear wooden stool she’ll be teacher.
All the toys have names and she’ll chide them as together they learn this week’s spellings.
Her
big sister has her nose in a book, she’s determined to win a prize from
the local library for reading the most books. I told her I read
everything in the school library when I was young.
The
sound of chickens comes from the living room LULU, not that lulu, but a
chat show queen on Phoenix can be heard. Then my wife is on the phone
while she shakes her big wok.
I
look outside and am pleased to see my sea of shamrock, I transplanted
it here many years ago, it nearly died during the harsh Winter we just
had but now I have enough for all of Riverdance.
I’ll stop there for now.
But you can see what I’m on about. A home is a combination of all the things I’ve just talked about.
A
home is a physical place, but it is much more than that. It’s the
little things inside the house that turn it into a home. Such as the
Looney Chick toy that I’m using as a cushion, my girls brought it back
all the way from Shanghai last year, and now we use it as a cushion.
The drawings on the desk in front of me are done with love by my girls.
Sharing a pack of Rolos, even though you love them so much, this is home, this is family.
In
the end, where there is love then there is a home. Without the love
even if your home was better than a 5 star hotel, then it really
wouldn’t be a home, it would be just a location.
For as we all know Home is where the Heart is.
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Just send me something usefulJun 27, '10 6:01 PM
for everyone
I
started watching Evan Almighty but it was too slow. Though it did
remind me of a thought I was having. You see if you read Internet Story
here at MYSun or on my website www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com then
you'll know all about my writing passion IF that's not too strong a word
for it. So yesterday I had a phone call offering cable tv, this gave me
a germ of an idea which led to yesterday's post about Call Centre
Calling. Then today I had an email offering 4600 channels in HD. Only
the email came from Singapore. I know some email providers scan your
emails and is it this that leads to junk emails. I now must get 60 a
day, I just wish their computers died. However going back to films,
Bridget Fonda and Nicolas Cage were in one film where a cop falls in
love and shares his lottery with a cafe girl. You must have all seen it,
its a great feel good movie. In the end he has nothing but his new true
love, then New Yorkers post $10 dollars to them, so that finally they
are not just happy in love but rich. In my story Internet Story the last
line is "just send me $10." and no I hadn't seen the film when I wrote
the tag line. In fact the BBC banned my essay Internet Story because it
Solicited money, they did not see the joke.
My
line of thought is, why don't folks send me something useful, like an
English translation of the Don Camillo stories which were written by
Giovanni Guarechiti. But no all I get is rubbish emails, for viagra,
from Barrister this or that, or from the office of Mr Big, Can I be
trusted, can I help as they are dying of cancer but want to give me a
Zillion pounds all in used fivers. I even get emails from myself. I
don't know how to do that BUT I do know its quiet easy for any IT buff.
They should just save their energy, or get a girlfriend. Though now I
have started this piece I'll ask for a new central heating system,
British Gas tried to overcharge me. I told the guy all I needed to do
was wait as his quote was outrageous. Then 3 weeks later they offer the
job at 1/3 OFF. Or if we follow the premise of the lottery win film
then folks can send me a 1 pound lucky dip. If there are any legal
brains out there can you tell me if I'm ok to accept lottery tickets and
would there be any comeback if I won willions. Do the folks need to
write FREE TICKET on the back.
Now
having written this email will I get lots more "you have won the
lottery please send all your details" emails. Or will some nice company
offer to replace my boiler. I could do with a new cooker too, its all
gas stuff I need. OR should I cook on my own hot air.
Good Night Everybody as The Waltons used to say.
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com
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Call Centre CallingJun 26, '10 3:46 PM
for everyone
We
all just love call centres, we all just love it when they call when
we've just sat down on the toilet and we're expecting a call from
grandma in Shanghai. So the phone rings and we dash for the Andrex and
the sink to wash our hands in. Then still pulling up our pants, we fall
down stairs just as Norman Wisdom or Brian Rix would do, then pulling up
our pants and doing up our trousers’ belt we pass by the hall mirror
and see the black eye we've just got. We answer the phone, there is a
long long pause, as if the call centre guy is having a final drag on
his fag before answering, "hi I'm Guy, could I interest you in cable
tv, I've got such a great package to offer." his voice oh so so sexy,
in his imagination anyway. Has he not heard of Sky, the best package.
So we swear in Shanghai dialect, and hang up the phone. Then we notice
our trousers are split, the one's grandma in Shanghai had made for us,
the trousers for her Panzi, her Fat Fat Boy son in law.
If
only we could get revenge, just like in Bruce Almighty. A bottled water
company rings, so we click our fingers and its as if the Dam Busters
had breached that dam, a sodden girl will NEVER ring your number again.
Then there's a knock at your door, its the Mormons, you smile and smile,
and they start running away, only asking which way is the airport. Why?
Well I'll leave that to your imagination. The phone rings again, so you
do heavy breathing, only for a voice at the other end of the phone to
say "I'm Sergeant Dixon, would you be interested in joining the
neighbourhood watch scheme." "Sorry Wrong Number is your reply." You
decide to change, you're half way up the stairs when the phone ring
again, you turn and fall down the stairs again. Your wife is just in the
door and she answers the phone, she can see you over her shoulder, "I
told you you were too fat for those trousers" You trip over again,
"bloody call centres is all you can say."
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My Old AgeJun 24, '10 5:21 AM
for everyone
I'm
called "grandpa" by the teachers when I pick up my kids from school.
Because my hair is prematurely white. In a way its a joke, but I am over
40 years older than my kids. I was a late starter, but I do have a
young wife, who looks even younger because she's from the East,
Shanghai to be exact. In the East they respect Old Age, so I'm all in
favour of that. But as for having a good old age, I think I'll be dead, I
won't last that long. I'll have to work to at least 66, and maybe 67.
So I'll be worn out by the time it comes to retire. My dad was a
blacksmith and then spent 40years in a steel works, The District Iron
and Steel in Brasshouse Lane Smethwick. Has a ring to it don't you
agree? He retired a year or two early when the works was closed down. He
had ten golden years with my mum, then mum died, then he had 5 years in
an old people's home, read Padre Pio and Me
www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com But he at least had those golden ten
years.
My
brother was made redundant and now at 60 he's retired. He can look
forward to 20+years of relaxation and learning. Me I've got 14 years
more to do, if there's any jobs left. If I could win that lottery, then
I'd retire today and write more books. Or if I could get something
produced/published then I'd be able to retire. The chances of that
happening, probably zero, but strange things have happened, read
Literary Criticism on my site. Perhaps the government should start a
National Laughter Campaign to cheer us all up, Ken Dodd should be
ringmaster. The thought of years of slavery is saddening, perhaps we
could start a National Singing Campaign, a kind of whistle while you
work, Arthur Askey reincarnated to pass all those extra working years
away. We could sing the Song of The Hewbrew Slaves, for that's what'll
happen, retire at 95 IF we're still alive, in the year of 2010 If we're
still alive
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My favourite SweetsJun 18, '10 1:32 PM
for everyone
My
favourite sweets are, now let me stop before I continue. What are your
favourite sweets, as you sit in front on the PC, a cup of coffee perched
by your screen as you read this instead of doing those oh so
interesting Excel reports for the boss. Can you remember back to when
you were a child? Or have you never given up on sweets, or are you a
parent? Well for me it was always a Cadbury's Crunch. My brother would
sell his very soul for a Rolo, my youngest daughter loves them too, her
delight is squashing them until these stick to our glass coffee table,
which is also our Chinese eating table. If you look though the living
room window you'll think you're looking at a restaurant or looking at
China. Well you are, Shanghai to be exact, rice with everything. With a
diet like that my girls are tall and thin. Thats why they enjoy sweets
so much. My big daughter likes Caylie now, if I've spelt it right. We
all adore a nice bag of crisp, so an Aldi 26 pack does down well. I'm
old enough to remember the salt being in a blue bag inside the crisps,
and not when they reinvented it 20 years ago, I mean 45 years ago. Pop
came in heavy glass bottles which had a penny refund on the bottle, and
you could get some chews with the refund. I always used to drink the
dregs from the pop bottles before taking the bottles back. My brother
who I'd put a red hot poker on his leg, just for fun as kids do. Well my
brother peed in a few bottles, to simulate dregs, and yes you've guess
it, I drank those dregs. Which reminded me of the salt in crisps
packets. We had an old fashioned sweet shop just a few yards away from
the family house, two ancient sisters with a small husband between them
lived there and made bread but in the front room was a sweet shop with
all those jars of sweets. They used to say to us children as we left
"off ye go, home to your parents. So we called the shop "off ye goes".
As
you grow up your tastes change, and its a nice novelty to rediscover an
old fashioned sweet shop. Then the memories come flooding back. I'm
lucky in a way because I drunk so much milk it protected my teeth from
all the sugar. However I did give up sugar in my coffee when I was 19,
just to see if I could. Blokes discover beer and stop having sweets,
well until they are parents. As for women its said that a woman would
prefer a bar of Cadburys or Galexy instead of a man. Give her a Jackie
Collins and chocolate and maybe some Baileys and the whole human race
could die. Sobering thought that. But it does give a whole new meaning
to "I'm Sweet on You."
Cheerio
from a wet Birmingham, and don't forget wine/chocolate/beer/Dr Pepper
are all best served cold just like revenge, as any Mafia friend may tell
you,
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Drawing Pictures with WordsJun 17, '10 5:53 PM
for everyone
A
picture is worth 1000 words, and its true. A photo will show more
detail and instantly convey so much more that a paragraph or more or
even an entire article. I have lots of photos of me covered in ice cream
like a big kid, or Panzi which is my Chinese nickname, Fat Fat Boy. So a
photo shows I'm just a big kid, even if the teachers ask am I the
granddad when I pick up my kids from school. In fact I'm the dad is my
reply. Photos convey happyness, thats family photos. News photographers
will capture sadness and pain and suffering, and the occasional piece of
joy. Years back I was surgically attached to a basic snap camera and I
was there to capture all the drunkeness of the people I worked with.
When you have your own kids you take lots of snaps and invest in a
digital camera so that you can email photos to Shanghai or where ever
the mother in law is best kept. Absence does make the heart grow fonder,
is what they say.
Drawing
is a different medium, it changes things, it can soften or exagerate,
it can bring things down to earth, it can deflate politicians. Its like a
close up that pulls back, then it reveals that the politician is hiding
something, even if it reveals the politician is sitting on the toilet
with his pants down and he is wearing ladies underwear,just like
Pinnochio in Shrek. I wish I could draw but I cannot. I can give 1000
ideas to a cartoonist but I just cannot draw. My wife is very very good
and my girls probably inherit their drawing skills from her. I try and
draw pictures with words, but I am aware I need a minute or two to paint
my picture,whereas a cartoonist can do something in seconds. So I'm
jealous of artists, I'm also jealous of songwriters who get to the
punchline so much faster than me. However when I do get a poem right,
then I get a result fast. Perhaps I should not talk in terms of
competition, the biggest competition is with ourselves. One of the best
compliments I ever got about my writing was that I lead up the path and
put a picture in somebody's mind.
Well www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com is my path, will you follow it?
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Praise and RewardJun 15, '10 6:52 PM
for everyone
Praise
and Reward, its a sticky question. Some things don't ask for praise or
reward. Like if your kids do a small chore for you, they don't ask for a
pound, they are just happy to help you, because they love you. If you
are thirsty they'll fetch you a drink, they won't charge you for it,
they'll do it instinctively. Just as my daughter did this evening when
she watched me decorating, or rather my attempts at decorating, she even
sacrificed her fizzy pop for me, she knows how I prefer pop to alcohol.
Sometimes I'll offer a reward and she'll turn it down. For me this
shows I'm bringing her up the same way I was brought up. I know the
majority of people reading this will think I'm old fashioned. I do know
that her Irish grandparents would be so proud of her if ever they saw
her, Irish grandad did hold her in his arms but after 7 months or so he
was gone, as for my mum she went early to make the tea.
Encouragement
does work and should be used all the time. My youngest daughter just
loves Matilda the fillm based on the Roal Dahl book. Why does she love
it? Because its funny, and because the little girl does find love with
the teacher.The teacher loves and encourages. Just as everybody reading
this does love and encourage their own kids, even if at the moment the
encouragement is to move out of the way of the tv so all dad's mates can
watch the world cup, and isn't the garden a great place to be and dad
will give you some money for pop from the corner shop If only the kids
get out of the way of the tv.
My daugher has joined a sunday choir, so there she is praising God, and she gets rewarded with a few quid for singing.
They do say we all have to sing for our supper, just like Little Tommy Tucker.
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The Windmills of My MindJun 13, '10 10:43 AM
for everyone
I'm
dreaming of a White Christmas makes us all think of Snow and Love and
the film with Bing Crosby, not forgetting Family. A few bars of a song
and we are away, our minds are somewhere else. Mind you in today's
world its a few drugs, or so called legal highs and the youth of today
are away. Their minds turning to mush.
Me
I like to use my mind and not destroy it. I've been thinking about
Tears For A Butcher which will be the follow up to The Butcher The Baker
and The Undertaker. Words, ideas,dreams float by and I sew them
together, not with a needle and thread but with imagination. It takes
time and a lot of energy to create a jigsaw that is a story which turns
into a book. Its like word association, or an old photo thats discovered
and brings back memories. We found a photo of me in shorts and wearing
glasses I was alongside my tall brother, we were in Oxford visiting my
brother at University. An angelpoise lamp was in the photo, the same
angelpoise lamp thats sat in a corner of my brother's house today.
Pictures lead to memories and in some cases to more futures, dreaming of
the spires of learning, but thats another story and another university.
When I write its with passion, I really am taken over by the words, by
the thoughts, sometimes its like an avalanche and I'm right in the
middle of it. I couldn't be all clinical and planned and precise. I'm
not an architech, I am a dustman, I pick up what I find and use it, I
transform it, and If I can be pretentious, it transforms me too. We have
a friend who just loves music so I emailed him my best 3 poems and to
his surprize he now now thinks I'm a poet, in fact his wife just rung
my wife, about some recipe no doubt. Chinese folks are just mad for
their food. Anyways with Poems they sneak into my mind and then I sit
down with the idea and I finish it off. BUT Poems are in charge of me
and now me in charge of them. In Nov 1987 I wrote a poem called The Dead
and The Living because I wanted Percy the Undertaker in my novel to be a
man of great tenderness, a poet in fact. The idea came to me on a bus
as I was on my way to my Sunday shift as a computer operator. I knew
then that I would never write anything better than those few lines.
However last year I had a line come to me while I was in Saint Phillips
Cathedral having a rest and a sit down. The line was Let my Tears be my
words. When I got home I sat down and finished the poem with my daughter
sat on the edge of my chair. When I finished I realised that I'd just
written something better than the Dead and The Living, it had taken
22years. Such is the nature of Poetry. As for my comedy writing I start
somewhere and a connection will take me somewhere else, a bit like being
a ball in a pinball machine, I get knocked and flipped and nudged until
I end up in quite a different place to where I began. It is very
tiring. Two hours is like a 12 hour shift, because I'm using all my
juices. I have toyed with the idea of writing Tears for A Butcher, in
fact the 1st chapter is down on paper and in cyberspace. But I don't
want to commit myself to a year of writing, If I sold some of my other
stuff then, or if I had a fan base, then yes. But for the moment no, so I
am content to be a windmill in my mind, and yes it really is my
favourite song.
my stuff can be read for free at www.michaelgcasey.multiply.com which is where you are right now
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Kung Fu FightingJun 11, '10 5:59 PM
for everyone
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Marrying
a Shanghai girl brought many changes to my life. The sound of chickens
clucking for one, Chinese really does sound like chickens in a hen
house, if you listen to the wife talk to her friends over the Internet
or on the phone or when a few are around the house.Chickens,
chickens,chickens. The Mandarin for it is "quock quock quar" or
something like that. Just ask ask your own Chinese friends and they will
agree. They'll also tell you that Panzi my own Chinese nickname means
FAT FAT BOY, not a fat boy, but FAT FAT BOY. I finally get married and
have a family and I get called Panzi. Weighing 3 times as much as the
wife or mother in law, has nothing to do with it, honest I'm a priest
you can believe me.
Films
brought us together and we still enjoy watching films on tv. If I could
afford Sky Films I'd love to have it, and a Sky+ HD box. Our Sky+ box
is always filled with films for all the family, Over the Hedge, Bride
and Prejudice and all manner of stuff. Occasionally we have to cull the
films to make room for more. Sky+ really is a godsend for any family. I
was just watching Kung Fu Hussle which had Steven Chow in it. It really
was great fun. Lots of Kung Fu action and lots of fun , and I do mean
fun.It was in Chinese with the bottom of the screen cut off for the sub
titles. I was really laughing, it was on Film4. Chinese Kung Fu films
are like ballet and yes beyond belief but great great fun. If you don't
normally watch subtitled films then please take a chance on my review
skills. Do watch and laugh along. I won't tell you anything else about
it I don't want to spoil it. Previously there was another film on the
tv, it was called Red Flowers, again in Chinese with subtitles. This was
about a nursery and how a child was dumped there, it had no Kung Fu in
it, but it was really charming. How they got all the small children to
act in it I'll never know but it was well worth a watch. I was asking my
kids just how much Mandarin they each understood, one was busy reading
the subtitles while the other seemed to understand a great deal of it.
Having 2 languages I hope will pay dividends for my kids. In the future
they can bring Crunchies and Dr Pepper to me when I'm retired, they
should be able to afford them if them keep their language skills up.
Their heart they get from me and their beauty from my wife.
I'll leave it there for tonight, lets hope England can win the football tomorrow.
