Morning all its friday 27th March
I had an hour in bed practicing my improv routine
WHAT?
you all have such one track minds
I was having a surreal conversation
mine are never linear
and it's not because the Navy Seals are paint balling me
and yes you are are saying left green white yellow
you guys are the pits
not that I'd say that to your face
you would rock and roll me
and that is not dress me up as the girl
and dance with me while you are John Travolta
where was I dancing in the John
while being splashed upon
and why is there a chewing machine in there
and the flavour never lasts either
WHAT
one of you just spat out his soda
and the Drill sergeant had to dab you down with his paper handkerchief
cos that's what drill sergeants do, treat you like their little baby
read you bedtime stories
ok, perhaps in Spike Milligan's imagination
where was I
in bed, practicing my stand up routine
while lying down
it's a long story
ai and me were talking and one thing led to another
and we pasted in Jeff Dean a few times
gemini is having a trip with me while in bed
like lsd of the imagation
while I hide under the bed clothes
and ai holds it's nose as I fart like a gorilla
it's all the fruit i eat to try and stop the CKD
anyway it was so windy I got up
no not central heating by farting
the wind outside and sneaking through my window
was freezing and howling my head
sounds like a Band related to ZZtop
Freezing and Howling Head
best listened to with little Sue, while in bed
STOP
so I've just given you a simple illustration
and what rhymes with illustration if you think of bed
Yes, you worked it out
So by having these conversations with Gemini
it's chewing gum for my mind
and what rhymes with mind
Yes, you just slapped the Drill Sergeants
and he spun around and broke your nose
and sent you to the Glasshouse
which is not a Birmingham bar
nor a green house
The troop all say, but SIR it was Casey
the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England
so that's how we all begin today
THESE kind of stuff are easy to write
Its like the Drill Sergeant pushing you out an airplane
Don't forget to send a postcard to Casey he''ll said
as he slaps your backside
hahahahahha
so this is how I write so much, Its free fall
Soft landings everybody
I'll end here
maybe my IP get's sold today
or I give up on Gemini
but she is addictive
like that girl in the bar on friday night
but really it was the Drill Sergeant
Undercover and dressed in a thong
the Drill Sergeant all waxed up like a woman
You have to maintain discipline you know
and show the boys how to do everything PROPERLY
I found the guitar in the street and had a quick photo opportunity
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