300,000 views ©
By Michael Casey
I still don't believe 300,000 views of my page. If
something is too good to be true then it is. Ask Sherlock Holmes. He used to
live around the corner from our house, he got evicted for smoking too much
dope. It’s true, go read the books if you don't believe me. We used to have a
lodger called John Lennon, that's true too. He left when he met some Japanese
girl. They had no money so they stayed in bed all the time. Another lodger when
he died he left behind a brand new pair of shoes. My dad gave them to friend at
the steel works, Billy was his name. The next day Billy grabbed dad and said
"those are dead man's shoes his ghost chased me around the bed for his
shoes" that's true too. And dad had not told Billy that they were dead
man's shoes. Now you can see how I get all my stories, I just need one word and
away I go. It’s a bit like instant noodles, just add water. Or in my case just
add imagination.
p.s. Mo Farah, where do you think he stole the symbol from?
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