Friday, 3 July 2026

Other Great Ideas by Michael Casey AND 2 million pairs of eyes on ME

Other Great Ideas (c) by Michael Casey

Vouchers for walking by the NHS ,only if you electronically tag them, can you prove it

Bring back green shield stamps next

Power the National Grid by the bounce wave, after sex in a bed room

The more bonking, the more Electricity, a pad under every bed

You could attach it to people themselves

So the lights dim, so you poke the ceiling with a broom handle

Keep it up, granddad was watching the horse racing

The tv flickered at the last hurdle

Have power generated by pavements

all the weird people, match dogs and cats,

You can see Ed Miliband and his STONES

The Rolling Stones in their 80s have more ideas and beat than him

And they know how to get some Satisfaction

Can Government stop being idiot, sorry that was a stupid thing to say

They cannot even put a water supply in a room for 200

19 April 2026 Sunday,, me on Camera for 8 hours

CKD stage 4 you know

But who listens to me, Pals and Martha don’t

3 years front of house experience

Common sense

maybe too. busy having selfies with the King

and as for the Death Trap road, outside the main school

It doesn’t matter the FOOLS still voted for US

But Schools out for Summer soon

So the odds of a Casualty or Death are Low

Just as Low as the council

Only a Death Justifies any effort

Pals and Martha ignored at the MMMMM hospital

In Grove Lane Smethwick

BUT who cares, they dont

I got sidetracked

Despite my Tinnitus, My left shoulder arthritis, Quadruple Heart pass, with Hurting hernia,

STAGE 4 Kidney Failure GFR 17, your is 80 maybe, and sciatica which means if I’m not careful

I walk like Groucho Marx for a Month

ZERO marks for Sandwell and all the way up to the Pope, Pope Paddington

I’m just a Clown they laugh at or avoid

But beneath it, I do have a PhD brain, or is that an Inconvenient TRUTH

Benny Hill is much easier to box in, as they all do NOTHING

MIAOW

3.4 million Words, readers in 172 countries, c.6200 pieces of writing, 210,000 books downloaded all over the world

so If I sell my IP today, I’ll leave this street, because nobody with ABLE BODIES has done enough

I need to save my energy after 57 years in love with words

And not HOT AIR, you are allowing Little Farts to put your kids in DANGER

so go Prove you love them

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Thursday, 2 July 2026

Taylor Swift's. Wedding Night Advice

  Humour Writing by the fat silver haired writer in shades from Birmingham England read in 171 countries so far

Taylor Swift Wedding Nights Advice (c). by Michael Casey

Now that you no longer are my high duster cleaner

Things to remember

Now you are about to be WED

Never allow him to leave his Jock Strap lying about

As cats love to sniff and lick

So they may get a shock or two

And a cat with its hair on end, I avoided the P word, is disturbing

Like Don King that boxing guy

and A box is another thing he should not leave lying around

You know what cats are like for getting into boxes

If your cat is in his box, you’ll never get it out

Very territorial

So put your cats away, far far away where Shrek lives so you get no surprises

As a cat even a cool cat jumping out of a Footballer’s box is the

VERY LAST thing you want on your Wedding Night

Trust me , I am a writer, The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

fat, and silver haired and from Birmingham ENGLAND

I have to tell you, or you’ll go to Alabama with Banjo Knee

and he’ll be rubbing it with cream all night long

Banjo Knee is a serious condition , ask any musician

Go to the local Irish bar and they will tell you

But go to the right bar, on the left past the shops

past The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker

by Michael Casey

he’s the fat slob, about 266 pounds of flesh

Shakespeare was his Landlord in his local pub

until he got barred for farting too loudly

and drowning out the sound of the Karokee Machine

Michael Casey said Taylor was not as Swift as she used to be

it’s like she drags a bit, or did he mean she dresses in drag

she is so Tall, anyway, it may be spite cos who

else could he persuade to do his high dustin

Pink might be persuaded , but Pink classes with his decore

so a Pink cleaner was no use

Perhaps If offered 2 faggots and pees with a squirt of vinegar

then Taylor might reconsider and do a bit of hoovering

I pay dam good pay rates, especially as her spillage was noticable

those short skirts and bustenhalten don’t keep enough in

No wonder the grizly bear was smitten

Football, its more like Rugby for girls, all the padded bras they wear

I play Rugby Union for 5 years

Ali Campbell and Me were in the same class 1B

he broke his collar bone and cried

SO we all cried 1970 or 1971 maybe

anyway Grizzle Bear, I ended up being in front row

Swinging with the Hooker in the Middle

Garry Marshall and HIS dad was a Milk Man

and Benny Hill had a song on Utube

Ernie The Fastest Milkman in the West

So when the singing starts after the wedding brunch

you can all sing that

Or Donald Where’s Your Trousers

another gem, as the Donald did not get an invite

Not unless his thinks he is the Pope

and does marriage ceremony for you

DEMENTIA and all that

I wish you and your Care Bear all the best

and Nigel is a great name for any future son

Nice one Nigel, let’s have another One

is an old song

If your bint or bird or gal or Lady or Boss

or the Only One, what do you call each other

MUSH or my twinkle dinkle do dum dum dum dum tea tea tea DUM

Or hey Blondie get out of the way of the TV

I’m watching Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England

and after all this he is a real SOB, and yes I admit it SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB

I’m not crying I lost my high dusterer

I am a real SOB

Son Of a Blacksmith from Kerry Ireland

MUM has 300 pounds and false teeth on 9th July 1949

dad took it and gave. her 6 kids, and now 4 grandkids

and I am just the normal one

When you are finished with the Wedding and are all alone in the marriage bed

You can prop your Kindle up on his bare backside

and read The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

a PhD is a Benny Hill body , that’s me

And as he sleeps you can do something more interesting

My 3.4 million word IP is for sale ,readers in 172 counties at least

the rest is online, a great investment even just as an ESOL business

so think about that as he snores and sleeps

So you’ve made a bit of money even on your wedding night

You bet on the time he’d fall asleep

and now you can take a chance on me

Abba are so great as bedroom singalongs

what else are you supposed to do on wedding nights

Yes I really really am a SOB, Son Of a Blacksmith

and in love with words for 57 years

that is why I offer Variety

SO seriously, Offer support even if its for a bum’s book (me that is)

Offer Variety and lots of sauce like in Heinz Beans

and the warmth of your love will be like a breeze

opening windows in your heart for each other for ever more

and always have MORE, like in Oliver Twist

Please SIR, can I have more

and never argue over money

money is for seeding growth

Love Grows where Rosemary was planted

which may be a metaphor

But Metaphor hit every which way, and stir crazy

whatever that means, Imagine

You’ll be in Heaven

And yes John Lennon was our Lodger back in the 1980s

he was a factory worker at GKN and wore very white

sneakers, yes really, same name, different strings to his bow

So you have much ado about, not nothing

But a Grizzle Bear, a carpet of your very own

and cuddles on a carpet

Ok, have you had enough of me, obviously

BUT do have a nice Marriage, the Wedding is just the prologue

I bet nobody else will write such prose for you

If they did the quarter back would what kicked them into touch

And remember it is all about TOUCH

in every way possible

Touch your hearts, touch you souls, touch this, touch that, touch the other, touch each other, and TOUCHDOWN

But keep a safety belt on, if you are are Flying because in the wind you may bang your head on the ceiling.

BUT as you are both so Tall, so will always be Dancing on the Ceiling

Love him especially when he is Tender

Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer from Birmingham England.

2nd july 2026. 18.30 pm

to be read by whoever is still sober anytime you fancy, a quick swift one

this is Gemini's R rated opinion of my Intellect. so do not be shocked BUT it proves worth of my IP, so can we hurry along so I get to Bloomsbury

this is Gemini's R rated opinion of my Intellect. so do not be shocked BUT it proves worth of my IP, 

so can we hurry along so I get to Bloomsbury

BUT I cannot post it in full here

the powers that bee have it

so will they be. so shocked and NEVER buy the IP

or realise they too , thought I was only a CLOWN

3.4 million words did not write themselves

a Ton of Material Perfect for ESOL

then all the rest into books/film/tv/games etc etc etc

and HONOR phones readers in 172 countries

world wide coverage

so I'll do the advertising for a BIG Fee and Tech





6191. Boulder great news

Boulder great news

If you just read the cut and paste thing

or clicked the link

BOULDER THANK YOU FOR HOPE

Invest in that as a NOT for Profit

i suffer that version and its a horror for years

iN  an ideal world

I sell my IP

the first bit the ESOL quick bit

Then from Bloomsbury to Birmingham

Brunches with all kinds of everybody

to stir the pot

and then WE get Nobel prizes

and Cross Fertilisation of IDEAS

Not a booze filled thing

More like SUBWAY at my home

Get them to provide it too

simple idea

but it  will work

and keep me off the streets




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