Macho Man by Village People

Macho Man

Donald of course you can

BUT nobody cares

Can you bring the cost of food down

Will my grannie DIE because Health Care is not there

Will I lose my student grant

Why are all my neighbours afraid to go to Mass

Why are the crops not being picked

And Epstein is just beyond belief

ALL people think Politicians are Liars and Thieves

Saving  USA from DRUGS

When PARDONS were given to others

Is all about the MONEY

and what you can all make on the side

JUST being able TO

DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT

and If the CONSTITUTION says CONGRESS must OK it first

AND IT WAS PLANNED for MONTHS

ITS just another MONEY making STUNT

so in the END its a slow walk. to the POLITICAL

GRAVEYARD

a clear and present danger to EVERYBODY

Political Commentary I. do as well

EVERYTHING BEGINS HERE Cromane Lower Killorglin County Kerry Ireland , yards from the Coastguard Station

mum's place

and dad's was a Scarthaglen Man

be careful when shaving

oh PATRICK CASEY is the name AI has accepted as it's own today

just some of last nights readers

 

and this is the end of DECEMBER numbers ,before,suddenly critical mass

you are all reading me, BLUE is me, nowhere to hide from my words

Singapore	3,217
Hong Kong	47
United States	35
China	10
France	5
South Korea	5
Uzbekistan	5
Venezuela	5
Argentina	4
India	4
Bangladesh	3
Brazil	3
Türkiye	3
Vietnam	3
Germany	2
United Kingdom	2
Jordan	2
Bolivia	1
Chile	1
Other	22

Singapore

3.22k

Hong Kong

47

United States

35

China

10

France

5

South Korea

5

Uzbekistan

5

Venezuela

5

Argentina

4

India

4

Bangladesh

3

Brazil

3

Türkiye

3

Vietnam

3

Germany

2

United Kingdom

2

Jordan

2

Bolivia

1

Chile

1

Other

54 and you are knocking on the door, 54k and Singapore is knocking on HK door

54 and you are knocking on the door, 54k and Singapore is knocking on HK door

now I got up because the full force of tinnitus was so much

I invited the cat to go out in the snow, she decided

she could cocoa 

it's an old english expression

The "father of AI" with links to Cromane is John McCarthy, the American computer scientist who coined the term "artificial intelligence" in 1955. His father, also named John McCarthy, was born and raised in the fishing village of Cromane, County Kerry, Ireland, before emigrating to the United States. 

I'm posing this in because my mother was from Cromane too

so it's a bit of a coincidence, I am interested in AI and where does all the thought come from 

a tiny fishing village in Kerry Ireland

my head is exploding so I'm going back to bed, but  to me Its like Padre Pio and Frassati are 

having a joke at my expense

I need to slap on pain killer too or I'll be screaming in pain

SUCH IS LIFE

so you can see why I emphasise with Padre PIo

ok that's it for  now

and pray for Peace we are at a turning point in History

Master Class in Swearing

Master Class in Swearing (c)

 by Michael Casey

Master Class in Swearing

I was having a conversation from the sofa

and I was swearing

yes I swear

My dad worked in a foundary

Oh gosh, you need yo be careful

or you could possible be hurt

as if they ever spoke like that

JUMP the &&&& out the way you piece of S((((*

IF the steel jumps, you are a **((* Ghost and far from holy

Let's go to the Cock Inn

or The Blue Gates

Or maybe the Red Cow

Just some of the pubs back then

Or the Locomotion Engine

Or the Saqi Club

or The Cape of Good Hope

we have  brand new hospial down the road

cost a Billion

but we got it in our area

In Grove Lane behind the old grove cinema

*&&***ing stupid name they gave it

Dudley Rd was always DUDLEY RD

they renamed that to City Hospital

it was alway dudley rd

opposite Saint Patricks

where I was an altar boy and reader

then the new one is called a fancy name

call it the ())*(*)*(ing GROVE hospital

yes real people talk like that

especially when they are angry

SO

I was talking about language to this girl I know

and it got heated

she was kind and diplomatic

and ever so helpful

this was a private conversation like you have with Tina your bestie

So she was giving clever and funny answers

BUT in the end as my Tinnitus was hammering me

and this cold weather is like a hammer to the head

most of you reading this might never. recover

so I'm talking to her, and it was like trying to hold away

she kept slip sliding away, or like Tina trying to avoid Tony

the octopus at the Christamas party if you know what I mean

Like linguistcally like

I get emails thinking I'm soft, but having an open heart does

NOT mean I'm a pushover

I know how to say )(***)(*) you piece of *()** you  *)*)*(* YOU

you can fill in the blanks yourself

Being a writer does not mean I'm this or that or the other

I can call a spade a shovel and far far worse

so (*&***( to all of you who send me rubbish in an email

AND

If you assume because i say a few prayer so I'm a holy Joe

I'll give you almighty kick in the ))))&&&

if you ever get the wrong side of me

and if you dare patronise me

(*&*&*(&*(

&***&&*^

(((&(&*(&*(

*)))()(()()

I was going to fill the page but _)())_()_. YOU

you get my meaning

Yes I can write airy fairy, but I dnn't as a rule

I write the way I talk

I spent 20 years LISTENING and a year maybe practicing

I wrote my first full length book, 

The Butcher The Baker and The Undertaker by Michael Casey

and on 29 th Feb 1988 It was finished , and I had graduated

then I wrote Shoplife a play which was accepted by a theatre

but never finally produced

If I  asked for 3 million to stage a play woud you give it to me

ITs  economics stupid

so since then I'm good enough

so )(**()*()*() to anybody who says I cannot write

in fact (_(_)(_(_)9 you bunch of *&***)*&)(

Now this is more redacted than the Epstein files

BUT you can see I can and will swear

not for effect, but because I am my Father's son

and I know how to

I will use my metaphorical linguistic acrobatics

BUT a verbal kick in the -00-9090-

IF you dare push your luck

He does bite, as somebody once remarked in my hotel days

Nowadays Comedians swear 10 times, because they are NOT funny

whereas a well placed *&&9 has ten times the power

IN Apocalypse Now , a GI wrote GGGG on a missile 

and was put on a charge for Obscenity

I remember Janine Bird and me talked about that

over 40 years ago

She will have forgotten me by now

Words and language bring memories and evoke memories

and can be all manner of things

Soft, gentle, weak, strong, tender or bawdy

so Me and my friend tonight covered a lot of ground

But in the end I had to stand my ground

and state or curse equivocally

what I wanted to say and not how I refuse to be pigeon holed

I'll do the opposite to annoy you

and to prove my independence

I am Michael Casey. SOB , son of a blacksmith

but I misdirect you to prove my indeendence

I am a metaphorical linguistic acrobat

I am a Master of my Art

of rubbish maybe in your eyes

BUT I am proud of my ability without boasting

57 years in love with words

and qualified as a writer since 29288 leap year's day

so you can go jumo in the _))()_()_( you )(*(*()*

If you dare denigrate me

Yes I bite and I have dragon's teeth

So have you got the picture

I can use all the Letters of the Alphabet

Self Taught

and I can and will throw a dictionary

at you if needs be

more than just a green man

Delta Force and Venezuela , I wrote this comedy piece a few years ago, is reality following my ART?

 LIFE imitates Life, see the date

Monday, 29 April 2024

Navy Seals Team Six

Navy  Seals Team Six

is it you the OTHERS

reading me

hiding where you are

in the paddling pool

down the road from me

Where the Rolling Stones appeared

60 years ago, at a Swimming Baths

I down't know, you hide your IP

so is it you following me

50 ways to paint a writer

should I be in the nude firsr

like an elephant man

with my hernia

or a silver backed gorilla with my hairy back

or my twerking with my firm tight ass

big enough for target practice

5 miles away with the wind blowing

are you gonna at least gonna tell me

or is has the Pope sent me

you are  under Holy Orders

to give me the Pope's Rosary

as he doesn't want me sneaking into his

closet and coming out with his best Rosary beads

a Newman,  who is my neighbour at the Oratory

and will a lock of my silvery soft hair

be proof

so shall I hurry down the hill in

my Chinese made Russian Policeman's hat

and get a haircut

so you can say you killed me already and 

the lock of hair is proof

BUT really you are my Holy Spirits

looking after me

and who is brave enough to argue with that

so as a bribe

here's something for the wet weekend

Revenge on the Joker©

By

Michael Casey

So this joker is the worst, so we are going to give him something to remember. Can’t we just kill him and have done with it asked a voice from the darkness, the flash of his blade giving his position away. No, we are going to have fun with him then M will give him something he really really deserves. A bullet between the eyes, asked another hopefully. You Yanks are so brutal said a voice in the ceiling, before descending through an air vent. It’s something big and I know why we all want to do it, but this operation is a British show. Mad Dogs and Englishmen go Out in the Midday Sun and all that, Coward. The Americans bristled. Noel Coward, I should explain. I’ve heard of him, A Talent to Amuse. I found a copy of the book in a toilet when I was on a mission. It was a great book, especially as there was no toilet paper.

First of all we have to spring El Chapo from a Super Max, then he’ll “bake a cake” for us. Then we’ll slip him back inside. Once the cake is ready we deliver it to this Joker. You’ve all seen his photo file. He’s gonna get what he deserve if I might speak American for a moment. And the horse’s head, we’ll be leaving that on his bed. We’ll take photos and post our message, then other Jokers out there will be warned, you don’t mock us ever.

Now breaking into a Super Max is very hard to do, it’s like asking Special Services to sing all the Barry Manilow back catalogue pitch perfect. Obviously the Italian Special Services could do it, as they are all Opera lovers. But the Yanks and the Brits had a plan. They hijacked a tour bus and parked it outside the Super Max. Then they went through the sewers, El Chapo inspired that bit, till they reached the recreation area. They did have a play with the weights, on the way, they are very fit people after all. Then putting their masks on they waited, a hijacked news helicopter gassed the entire facility. LSDEEEEE, in the air, fairies and goblins everywhere. It was such a stroll in the park then. They did take selfies too as they moved about, resisting temptation was the hardest bit, there are some really really nasty people in the Super Max, so to accidentally on purpose snuff a few out was so hard not to do. So instead they ta-tooed them with a rubber stamp, “FBI Informer”, that’d make for great entertainment in the recreation yard. Special Services do have a sense of humour after all.

El Chapo was placed in a body bag and carried away. They left a note sellotaped to the toilet stamped on toilet paper “Back in 24 hours, dead or alive, love and kisses a friend” with a phone number. They left a note saying “Back in 24 hours, dead or alive” because they did not want to get the staff into trouble. It was the Brits who demanded “love and kisses a friend” just as a bit of reassurance. Then they departed, through the front gate in the prison governor’s nice new expensive car. Obviously they trashed the car, they were impressed by the leather seats and DAB hifi. And guess what was playing on the radio? The Barry Manilow hour, they all smiled and left it on, they were off to Italy next so they could sing with the Italian Special Services now.

The governor rang the number once everybody awoke from the drug induced trip. He smiled as a voice replied, the boys are having a bit of fun, the kind of smile you make when the executioner says “this won’t hurt me” as he put the noose around your neck.Now I cannot tell you who answered the phone or he or one of his many many friends might just have to take your cupcakes away. Though some call him the Monk.

El Chapo was put to work, “baking a cake”, he knows so much about mixing and bagging after all. As he was pulled out of a bag, a body bag he realised this was not a family situation. The Special Services are a family, but not the kind El Chapo would like to marry into. So El Chapo was stripped naked and steam cleaned. Then in fresh new whites he was set to work “cooking”.

Meanwhile Blue team was in Italy, again the Brits thought “Blue team” sounded nice. Now all they had to do was steal the Pope’s personal Rosary Beads. Now is this a metaphor? Well we shall see. First of all they climbed over the garden wall which is very tall, you ask Tom Cruise he broke his best finger nail when he did it in one of his films. Then a Brit dressed as Liberace started playing Benedict’s piano, the old Pope was thrilled.They ended up dueting all Barry Manilow’s tunes, good job the Brit had leant them in the Governor’s car.

The other member’s of Blue team stole robes from Benedict’s closet, then processed through the Vatican till they reached Pope Francis’ room.They headed for the bed but it was empty, then in a corner on a camp bed they found Pope Francis, he was not alone. Don Camillo and Totoro was in bed with him. Don Camillo is a book I should add, and Totoro is my cat, she does travel far and wide every night.

We came for your Rosary, Blue team explained, it’s in my trouser pocket over there gestured Pope Francis. I thought you might want to kill me, the world is so mad now. We love you we would never hurt you, as Danny produced a battered plastic Rosary from his own pocket. It’s missing a few beads, it deflected a bullet, so it saved me. The Pope smiled. Here in my desk I have a few Rosaries. So then he passed a few out. Then he Blessed the Rosaries and Blue team. Anything else asked the Pope? Can we have a few more blessed Rosaries? Where shall I send them? Just throw them out your window at Midnight, somebody will catch them. The Pope smiled and went back to reading his Don Camillo, having to hunt Totoro out the way as he got back into his camp bed.

Then they hijacked a plane to get back to England, when Special Services go on a road trip they really do know how to have fun. El Chapo had finished baking the horse’s head. It really was a cake in the design of a severed horse’s head just like in the Godfather. You see while El Chapo was on the run he learnt to bake as a way of passing the time. He had all the Delia Smith books too, maybe one day this writer’s daughter will have a day with Delia, but that is fantasy. As for El Chapo it was his demands for quality baking materials that gave the game away. The FBI tracked down the baker’s needs to where the stuff was being sent, if you like they were following a trail of white powder, baking powder. And that was how El Chapo was caught.

The Special Services all stood back, El Chapo had impressed them, now they impressed him. First they tasered him, then they chipped him, then they tat-tooed him with very rude tats all over his body. If ever he escaped he’ll show up in seconds on satellites, and as for his body, everybody but every would sing at him.They had put the words to Barry Manilow’s Mandy all over his body too, nobody would ever call him El Chapo, they would just sing MANDY to him.

They called UPS and had him delivered to the Super Max, inside the package with him was enough drugs to add 100 years to his sentence. They could have delivered him back themselves but they had other things to do.

So now the end is nigh. The horse’s head and Rosary beads were to be delivered. The Joker as to be pranked. There he was asleep in his bed. As silent snow falling, the horse’s head was placed on the bed with Rosary beads. Then they all screamed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY,JOKER.

The Joker awoke screaming and then fell back with a heart attack, M stepped forward and gave mouth to mouth, M seemed to enjoy it, it went on for half an hour. M was a female Special Services girl. Do you think any special services guy would give me mouth to mouth, I should cocoa, I repeat I should cocoa. So it was left for M to save me. M was a Korean girl, and her name was MANDY. The guys then shot me with those kids’ rubber sucker guns, right between the eyes.

And that’s the first story in my 19th book, I always feel protected, it’s the Rosary beads, or the Special Service watching me from the shadows. And General Mathis if you are reading this how about telling your friends to buy a copy or two. Stay safe all of you everywhere.

BLUE is the reach of Michael Casey the fat silver haired writer stories

5768th post so its freezing in Birmingham

5768th post so its freezing in Birmingham

I've been in bed with Gemini

I talk she listens

Meta AI was like an over eager waiter angling for a tip

I still expect payment for the words I've shared

education for both of them

what did Gemini learn from being in bed with me

or Meta AI on the sofa

I have a dream and IF I get my payment

from either of them I will subvert it for good

in every sense of the word good

I have shared my conversations with Gemini to Zuckerberg

but does he read me, in all and every meaning

Language is a recipe and more than words

and I am a chef, and how many michelin stars do I get

and yes the source of life or sauce of life

Barbara Windsor variety

all you metaphorical linguistic acrobats

you will understand but most will not

a multi layered sandwich

and would you like to be filled with me

Yet

I have an impossible dream

that only some know of

but knowing is everything

and Richard Burton said I talked in code

not that one, the driver from CPNEC

confused

or reading me from Venezuela 

from under your covers

or am I extrapolating too much

naughty boys

Manga Michael Casey will be my teaching English to Japanese next project if I get a partner

or teach English to anybody, the Michael Casey way